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Monica Lewinsky set to reveal Bill Clinton’s sex secrets in tell-all
Monica Lewinsky is promising to reveal secret love letters to Bill Clinton and his penchant for kinky sex in a new tell-all about her days as his favorite intern.
Lewinsky, who turns 40 next year, is out for “revenge” and ready to air bombshell details from her Oval Office trysts with the former Horndog-in-Chief in a $12 million memoir, according to friends.
Lewinsky never got explicit in past interviews about her Clinton encounters, but now plans to describe his “insatiable desire for three-way sex, orgies and the use of sex toys of all kinds,” one pal told the National Enquirer.
The purported details of the potentially embarrassing tome come after the Post’s Page Six reported last week that Lewinsky was shopping a tell-all to several publishers.
According to her friends, Lewinsky also will recount how Clinton referred to wife Hillary as a “cold fish” and “laughed” about their “non-existent sex life.”
She’ll also release love letters she wrote to Clinton.
dba_ vagabond_ trader
September 21st, 2012
Pardon me whilst I barf.
jwm
September 21st, 2012
I promise not to read this book.
JWM
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 21st, 2012
She’s better watch her back. Hillary was known for quelling “BIMBO ERUPTIONS” back when, and now she commands an amazon TACTICAL WOMENS ALERT TEAM.
Think Holder would go after her if something happened to Monica? Don’t hold your breath. She’s white AND Jewish.
Stirrin the B.S.
September 21st, 2012
Part of me is laughing my ass off at the possibility of this book taking Slick down. But the other part of me worries that if it lives up to the hype, that Shrillery might benefit from the sympathy factor from female voters in 2016.
Either way, I have no intention of reading the book.
Piker
September 21st, 2012
Pssst… Monica, two words… “Vince Foster”
beachmom
September 21st, 2012
She probably saw him rewriting history at the DNC and figured she’d remind everyone what a dirty, disgusting dog of a sexual predator he really is. And make some money doing it.
Jerry Manderin
September 21st, 2012
Will she include a police sketch of a hooked cashew?
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
September 21st, 2012
Three Way?
Who is the third man?
hanoverfist
September 21st, 2012
“Pop Up” book?
IronyCurtain
September 21st, 2012
Monica said Bill would frequently yell one word at her.
It was a four letter word.
He yelled it when he was….um…”on the edge.”
The last three letters were “UCK”.
Yup, the word was “DUCK!”
scr_north
September 21st, 2012
Hmm, Clinton Sex Secrets’ hmmm what could they be?
Ruffie’s and liquor, lies, threats, physical assault, state police, enabling wife, neutered press. Yep, lots of sex secrets from Slick Willie Clinton, every woman’s nightmare, every Democrats dream.
Anonymous
September 21st, 2012
Third man was a midget Georgie Bidenopoulos
AbigailAdams
September 21st, 2012
Well, this is historic.
hanoverfist
September 21st, 2012
Coloring Book
But only with a white crayon.
hanoverfist
September 21st, 2012
“Creams of My Father Figure”
Stranded in Sonoma
September 21st, 2012
Bill Clinton has had sex with more women than rabbits have with each other. Question: why no babies?
I understand they can get an abortion, but some of these women must have been goo-goo, gah-gah over Bill and would want to keep it. Even to the point of secrecy so Bill wouldn’t know. But then they could claim he was the father in a paternity suit and we haven’t seen any of those. At least none I know of that have been successful. Bill and Bimbo-of-the-month couldn’t have been that careful all the time. So my question remains.
Or, did Bill get a vasectomy before he married Hillary so he could horn-dog it all he liked without consequences? That would explain why Chelsea looks more like Webb Hubbell than Bubba. Some say he got the mumps after puberty and he’s sterile.
I just can’t believe that out of all that sex, Bill and his paramour just “got lucky” all the time.
No soap.
norman einstein
September 21st, 2012
I’m glad Monica will make a ton of money from the book.
Any revelations that make the Clintons squirm is pure gravy.
Jeff
September 21st, 2012
Yeah we all have bills to pay too. Monica’s 15 minutes of fame/infamy have come and gone. Why would any one waste their money to read a book about Bill? I expect to see it in the discount section of B/N about a month after the initial release.
norman einstein
September 21st, 2012
@Stranded, he told one of the women he raped (I think it was Juanita Broaddrick) not to worry about getting pregnant because he was sterile, due to childhood mumps.
Classy, eh?
muddjuice (Absolutist)
September 21st, 2012
I wonder if they’ll add this book to his museum? Bad publicity is still publicity….
Billy Fuster
September 21st, 2012
This book will just make Bill Clinton more popular with the morons in this country.
Unneutral
September 21st, 2012
One guilty person gaming another.
Tim
September 21st, 2012
I wish her the best. My guess is that Bubba will get a chuckle out of it and Hill will fume.
CrustyB
September 21st, 2012
“Lewinsky…now plans to describe his ‘insatiable desire for three-way sex, orgies and the use of sex toys of all kinds.‘”
So that’s why Obama got rid of the Churchill bust.
Cynic
September 21st, 2012
And despite all this there’s some goober somewhere thinking “I’d love to hook up with her.”
Cynic
September 21st, 2012
Next up for Monica: A lesbian porno with Octomom.
Diann
September 21st, 2012
Honey, your fifteen minutes ended in 1998.
TexMark
September 21st, 2012
I’ll pass on this one. I’m hoping Debbie Wasserman-Schlutz writes her book on farm animal sex.
Noelegy
September 21st, 2012
God, I’d hate for that to be the thing for which I was famous.
Nutjob
September 21st, 2012
This should be funny as hell, NOW and the women who voted for him and Barry should be proud of how little these assclowns really think of them.
Keyser Söze
September 21st, 2012
@Norman
That might explain why Chelsea looks like Web Hubbell.
Barf O'BiteMe
September 21st, 2012
Wait until they make the “made for cable TV” movie!
“Monica” will dress up as Olive Oyl in a blue dress, and Bill will be Popeye. What they do with a corn cob pipe and a can of spinach will go viral!!
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 21st, 2012
What did that tee shirt say a few posts back? something about true love and a swallow?
Well I guess she doesn’t love him.
Stranded in Sonoma
September 21st, 2012
@norman — He may have used that story as a line so they wouldn’t complain all that much. But wouldn’t that also mean that Chelsea is not his?
This guy is such a liar Freud would go crazy trying to analyze him.
dapenguin in OIHO
September 21st, 2012
warning do not do any book signings at the Mena Airport
Rick
September 21st, 2012
dapenguin, and no agent in the country will sell Monica a life insurance policy now.
Tim
September 21st, 2012
Oh heck! I hope it doesn’t cause the Demonrats to go berserk and riot and target foreign officials and tear shit up and defecate on Police cars and rape each other and infect each other with lice and scabies and live like rats and cockroaches in our nation’s parks and … oh, yeah … they did that without any provocation.
Dr. Tar
September 21st, 2012
I wonder if Bill will write a blurb for her book or just leave a blob on it?
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
September 21st, 2012
Why not? Lewinsky’s reputation was trashed in 1998, and her name is now a polite term for blow job. She gets to take revenge on a former President, and earn 12 million bucks (probably not IOTW bucks, either) in the process.
Capitalism, baby.
Xavier
September 21st, 2012
She did an HBO (I think) special about 11 or 12 years ago where she was on stage, told her story, and accepted candid questions from the audience; I was amazed and impressed with her poise and confidence. Others have told me she has a history of targeting married men, and that’s certainly nothing to admire in a person. But she seems to have found a way to lead a fairly happy life while dealing with the stigma of BJ and the bj. If she can diss on the Clintons and make some money, more power to her.
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 21st, 2012
PopUp book. Right?
Comes with a leather hood
norman einstein
September 21st, 2012
@Keyser Söze, you’re not the first one to notice that.
@Stranded, see Keyser Söze’s comment.
Joe
September 21st, 2012
Cynic: And despite all this there’s some goober somewhere thinking “I’d love to hook up with her.”
That could possibly be Grayscape.
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 21st, 2012
Big Gulp has a book? Is it a coffee table book?
Will Folks
September 21st, 2012
yada yada yada
Dan Ryan Galt
September 21st, 2012
Bill Clinton’s sex secrets: If it moves, nail it.
(unless it’s wearing a pants suit that is)
Dan Ryan Galt
September 21st, 2012
Oh, and where do you think they’ll find Monica’s body and how soon will that be?
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 21st, 2012
Save your money – The Blue pages are all stuck together.
bitterclinger
September 21st, 2012
She was a young, dumb kid and he was a lecherous dirtbag who got off scott free. More power to her.
Goldenfoxx
September 21st, 2012
I have a different take on Hillary. This will hurt her because she stayed with the womanizer. Let’s not forget that she said it was a “right wing conspiracy” to bring her husband down. Well, the truth came out. Bring it on Monica, though I think you’re a few years too late with your story.
Jorel Lives!
September 21st, 2012
She’s certainly not bad looking and she’s always appeared healthy. She has no husband to this date, and the sad part is how she looks so pretty and wholesome in front of the camera. I could easily imagine this woman a thrifty, intelligent, happily married mother of four. Something like that.
Major Mal function
September 21st, 2012
“cold fish”
Huma, the Muslim Brotherhood moll, begs to differ. BJ didn’t have the right kind of bait to tempt a Hilaryfish.
Major Mal function
September 21st, 2012
She has no husband to this date
But she does have a (failed) fighter plane named after her.
TheGuy
September 22nd, 2012
My cousins uncles brother twice removed said that she did Harry Reid in the Senate cloak room and that’s why he is so weird and creepy today because Harry is really queer.
Patricia
September 22nd, 2012
Sad – this poor gal really needs to get a life. Too, revenge is not sweet. I can sympathize with her, but payback can be very expensive!