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ChaCha is strictly mumbo-jumbo-mambo.

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If air pollution can cause a guys member to shrink does it also cause democraps brains to shrink as well?

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I think it has more to do with DWS. She sure makes mine shrink. Like a frightened turtle.

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In related news ,The First Klingon is making more public appearances then ever.

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The article is wrong! I’m 52 years old and mine has shown substantial growth in the last 50 years! (and my wife is very glad for it)

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You know its true!

Mine shrink early this morning $ twice in the afternoon!!!

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Of course.
Smoking causes it.
(second hand smoke, too!)
Pollution causes it.
And global warming due to the increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide from the use of fossil fuels will make your willie into a weenie, your johnson into a jonny, and your big dick into a little richard.

JWM

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Another unintended consequence of liberalism…

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Alfa06, That’s called Dicky Do. It’s when your belly sticks out farther than your Dicky Do.

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I think it started the day Hilary Clinton began being in the national public eye.

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Dang it! I knew I was born in the wrong century!

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Mine’s much bigger than it was 50 years ago, even if I leave the knot in it.

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Speak for yourself shorty.

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obama’s really brought the average down.

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

– Anon.

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But it does provide several reasons for the supposed shrinkage, including weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol.

The report also says air pollution has been shown to “negatively impact penis size.”

So…50 years ago nobody drank to excess, smoked like a chimney (even kids) and the air was pristine?

Our air now is more polluted than when the EPA got started?

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Well Kurt, That may well be true about the air being more polluted than it was before the EPA! Education has plummetted since the DoE was created. We’re a helluva lot less safe since they started the DHS. Welfare and the “War on Poverty”= Failure. DEA and War on Drugs… Big Effin JOKE! What about Health andHuman Services… Yeah um, OBAMACARE!!! So Yeah, our air is probably considerably worse than it was before the EPA!!!

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I’m with Alpha on this one. Last year I thought mine had added 6″, then I realized it was because I had lost 100lbs!!!

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Maybe they changed the spot they were measuring from.

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I saw this on Drudge…and at the same time he had this story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2205629/Lady-Gaga-shows-new-fuller-figure-gaining-30lbs-favourite-carnivorous-creation.html

^^^^those pics of lady gag make my penis shrink^^^^

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More likely from synthetic estrogens in plastics and pharmaceuticals disposed into the water systems.

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Yhe article says:

“The post on the study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the supposed shrinkage, including weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol.”

OK…Barry drinks a lot on the campaign trail, he smokes like a chimney and says he has the most stresful job on Earth…that’s 3 out 4…and Mooch is always pissed…Hmmmmm

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Oh, and Reggie Love quit too!

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Did anyone ever consider the effects of Debbie Wasserman Schultz and a 24 hour a day/365 news cycle?

She makes Little Chief hide whenever she appears on the tube!!!

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I’m over 70 and I started using viagra last year, got it from the VA. I was sick and tired of pissing on my shoes. Works fine.
BTY too many bullshit studies that only employ academics, and not enough JOBS for real men with dicks. Gimmeafuckinbreakforfucksakealready!

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Then in the Army there was this Kentuckian with a dick like tuna can. Poor bastard, Couldn’t even get laid in Genoa. Then there was the kid from Brooklyn who had a dick like a 1/2 inch auger bit, about 2 1/2 inches long. His claim to fame was: Hey man I could never reach the bottom but I sure a s hell beat the shit outta the sides. Now there are dicks that deserve study. Don’t you think?

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It must be TRUE…

Otherwise, how do you account for the sharp rise in Corvette sales over the same time period?

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Chief: Tell me Little Chief doesn’t wear a Head full of feather too. Could be a problem. But then again the difference between kinky and perverted is kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole damn chicken.

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@ Moe Tom

Post #1 was TMI
Post #2 smells of Johnny Walker.

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Moe Tom: Go get you some L-arginine, and some Tribulus from your local health food store or GNC. Same results, dirt cheap, and we will all enjoy your posts for more years to come.

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Hybird lemon. #1 what is TMI?
#2 Wrong, Dewars. good guess though

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Bad Brad. Thanks but I don’t use that shit. Just bullshitten’ Semper fi.

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Hey any of you guys ever hear of “The Irish Curse”?
Ask me and I’ll tell you.

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Tom, Check it out anyway. The two I mentioned above and DHEA are a fountain of youth for anyone over 50. It’s some cool shit. I’m 56 and embarrass the little wiper snappers in the gym. Who doesn’t want to feel younger. By the way I’m still laughing about the 1/2 auger bit.

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Oh shit. O.K. I’m asking.

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Brad. The Irish Curse. All potatoes, no meat. Small penis,Large testicles.
On drink. Red nose, No hose.

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Tom, you’re a national treasure.

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Moe and Brad

The Lord has a helluva sense of humor, and if ya doubt that, the typical Irish penis is all the proof ya need.

Who gets intelligent, witty, good looking, AND huge dick?

The blacks get the black mamba, but the other attributes? Yeah, right!

Thank God I’m 3/4 Irish and 1/4 Austrian. Witty, good looking, I actually tan, but instead of the Angry Inch I sport a Panzer.

In the pants!

Thanks Germanic donors!!!

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M1 Abrams here bro. No Feathers. LOL.

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Chief. I salute you. Bravo Little kid playing with his balls in the bathtub says to his mom. Mom are these my brains? She says, Not yet son.

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Hey Brad, Chief, I’m half lit, but I gotta tell you this one from Robin Williams.
God gave man a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to operate one at the time. Specially among certain atheletes.

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Damn. That kinda hits home. I screw up around my wife, my standard reply is “Hey, I’m only a man”. Her retort, “Barely”. It ain’t easy being me. Good thing I can part my hair with my tongue.

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@Bad Brad:
Moe Tom: Go get you some L-arginine, and some Tribulus

What are those? The L-arginine sounds like an amino acid of some sort- Tribulus- ?

JWM

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L-arginine is an Amino. Open blood vessels for more flow. Oxygen enhancer. Tribulus is a root found in Europe that the Bulgarians used to increase Testosterone for their weight lifter. It must of worked because the IOC banned it. DHEA ties it all together. Helps synthesis the testosterone. You can get tons of info on the internet on this. Some negative, but usually those sites are trying to sell you something else. I’m 56, a weight lifter. Bench 405, not sure what I can squat, knees hurt, but I rep 365 for 10. The guy that turned me on to this cocktail is an old lifting buddy and he’s pushing big weight for his age too. On another level, I can out work my kids any day of the week. Do some research, see what you think. I’m sold.

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After watching all those women go crazy for Barack Obama in 2008, what guys’ dick wouldn’t have shrunk over the past 4 years?

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“says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.”

Who’s the dick checker who came up with that shit?

I don’t know about the rest of you, and I’m not reading a whole page about dicks, but mine is at least 75% bigger than it was 50 years ago.

LOL!

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@the aardvark – That’s all according to people who never think above the waistline.

The air has gradually gotten cleaner every year for the past 50+ years. It is so much cleaner now than it used to be anyone who was around and took notice then can easily see the difference. Heck, even in LA, where the population has doubled, smog is reduced to 25% of what it was.

On the other hand, the influx of third world short people certainly skews the average.

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Bad cooter can make the wee wee shrink or an unattractive partner.

They should try retaking the measurements and this time give the men some alcohol.

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Second hand smoke causes nothing. Bitching about it can cause severe injuries and even death.

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