Still no link or pic, so here’s my invention idea:
I’d like to invent a machine that would cause the heads of criminal racists with weak minds (liberal democrats) to explode like in that movie, Mars Attacks! when they played the Indian Love Call song.
That song doesn’t work on liberals as well as the National Anthem, but it’s gonna take something more. I wish I had a recording of John Wayne, Charlton Heston, and Clint Eastwood singing God Bless America; maybe that would do the trick.
+1
mkultra
September 20th, 2012
This is what happens when you try to post a gmail attachment.
I was just thinking about her the other day when I made a mistake while balancing my checkbook. Great idea, that stuff.
+1
IronyCurtain
September 20th, 2012
Thanks for not showing us an interior view of those panties. We know how much she loves Tamales.
+9
Stirrin the B.S.
September 20th, 2012
I see great potential for hot air balloons too.
+2
bitterclinger
September 20th, 2012
Day-Um! Those are some BADs! (Big-Ass Drawers)
+4
Buffalobob
September 20th, 2012
I was in the 82nd Airborne in the mid 50s. We shuttered at the possibility of a “May West” failure. (the risers are flipped over the canopy to form what looked like a very large bra”. What an absolute horror to count to 4 thousand and look up to see this abomination, with the added terror . “What could fall out of them”.
+6
even steven
September 20th, 2012
Those aren’t panties. They’re tents.
+5
Buffalobob
September 20th, 2012
Oh and our chutes were T 10 this would have to be a Moo 1000.
+2
Caboose
September 20th, 2012
Daym! One of ‘em could cover a country in europe!!
+1
Maudie N Mandeville
September 20th, 2012
Where are the stains? We know libs only use one square.
+5
Mountain Dog
September 20th, 2012
Are the paratroopers really necessary? Her mega-drawers alone would probably take out the enemy and act as a defoliant too.
+3
AbigailAdams
September 20th, 2012
I thought she wears thongs. Now try to scrub that image out of your head. hahahaa!
+8
Carlos The Jackal
September 20th, 2012
If you think that’s bad, wait til you see the new NBC weapons…
+2
montana_jim
September 20th, 2012
Michelle shouldn’t use hot water in her wash…
+1
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
September 20th, 2012
They could yell “GERONIMO” but that would be offensive.
+3
spymyeyes
September 20th, 2012
WOW!
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “granny panties” now dont it?
+1
Noelegy
September 20th, 2012
*sigh* Coulda done without that.
+1
Gary In Canada
September 20th, 2012
Those ain’t panties! Up here we call them hay bail covers.
+1
simply enraged
September 20th, 2012
I predict an increase in jump related injuries. The troops will be cutting free a little too soon just to be sure those “‘chutes” don’t fall over them.
+1
Major Mal function
September 20th, 2012
The streaky oned have been reclassified as camouflage.
+1
Hijumper
September 21st, 2012
Wow those chutes are NOT T 10s .Look like Hippopotamus drawers lol = BACs big ass chutes hee hee what no skid marks ?????
muddjuice (Absolutist)
September 20th, 2012
Might just be me, but I got no picture or link for this post, Fur….
Bad Brad
September 20th, 2012
Is that a necessity?
MADJACK
September 20th, 2012
Okay we’re suppose to be Mother’s and invent?
How about this from Moonbattery?
http://moonbattery.com/Libya_Obama_Built_That.jpg
Left Coast Dan
September 20th, 2012
Zappa
Weldor
September 20th, 2012
You’re supposed to invent your own.
Mountain Dog
September 20th, 2012
Lets make the water turn black?
Mountain Dog
September 20th, 2012
Still no link or pic, so here’s my invention idea:
I’d like to invent a machine that would cause the heads of criminal racists with weak minds (liberal democrats) to explode like in that movie, Mars Attacks! when they played the Indian Love Call song.
That song doesn’t work on liberals as well as the National Anthem, but it’s gonna take something more. I wish I had a recording of John Wayne, Charlton Heston, and Clint Eastwood singing God Bless America; maybe that would do the trick.
mkultra
September 20th, 2012
This is what happens when you try to post a gmail attachment.
Jethro
September 20th, 2012
Michael Nesmith’s Mom?
http://inventors.about.com/od/lstartinventions/a/liquid_paper.htm
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Mountain Dog
September 20th, 2012
@Jethro
I was just thinking about her the other day when I made a mistake while balancing my checkbook. Great idea, that stuff.
IronyCurtain
September 20th, 2012
Thanks for not showing us an interior view of those panties. We know how much she loves Tamales.
Stirrin the B.S.
September 20th, 2012
I see great potential for hot air balloons too.
bitterclinger
September 20th, 2012
Day-Um! Those are some BADs! (Big-Ass Drawers)
Buffalobob
September 20th, 2012
I was in the 82nd Airborne in the mid 50s. We shuttered at the possibility of a “May West” failure. (the risers are flipped over the canopy to form what looked like a very large bra”. What an absolute horror to count to 4 thousand and look up to see this abomination, with the added terror . “What could fall out of them”.
even steven
September 20th, 2012
Those aren’t panties. They’re tents.
Buffalobob
September 20th, 2012
Oh and our chutes were T 10 this would have to be a Moo 1000.
Caboose
September 20th, 2012
Daym! One of ‘em could cover a country in europe!!
Maudie N Mandeville
September 20th, 2012
Where are the stains? We know libs only use one square.
Mountain Dog
September 20th, 2012
Are the paratroopers really necessary? Her mega-drawers alone would probably take out the enemy and act as a defoliant too.
AbigailAdams
September 20th, 2012
I thought she wears thongs. Now try to scrub that image out of your head. hahahaa!
Carlos The Jackal
September 20th, 2012
If you think that’s bad, wait til you see the new NBC weapons…
montana_jim
September 20th, 2012
Michelle shouldn’t use hot water in her wash…
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
September 20th, 2012
They could yell “GERONIMO” but that would be offensive.
spymyeyes
September 20th, 2012
WOW!
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “granny panties” now dont it?
Noelegy
September 20th, 2012
*sigh* Coulda done without that.
Gary In Canada
September 20th, 2012
Those ain’t panties! Up here we call them hay bail covers.
simply enraged
September 20th, 2012
I predict an increase in jump related injuries. The troops will be cutting free a little too soon just to be sure those “‘chutes” don’t fall over them.
Major Mal function
September 20th, 2012
The streaky oned have been reclassified as camouflage.
Hijumper
September 21st, 2012
Wow those chutes are NOT T 10s .Look like Hippopotamus drawers lol = BACs big ass chutes hee hee what no skid marks ?????