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Home - by - September 20, 2012 - 12:41 America/New_York - 29 Comments

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  1. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 20th, 2012

    Might just be me, but I got no picture or link for this post, Fur….

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  2. Bad Brad

    September 20th, 2012

    Is that a necessity?

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  3. MADJACK

    September 20th, 2012

    Okay we’re suppose to be Mother’s and invent?

    How about this from Moonbattery?

    http://moonbattery.com/Libya_Obama_Built_That.jpg

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  4. Left Coast Dan

    September 20th, 2012

    Zappa

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  5. Weldor

    September 20th, 2012

    You’re supposed to invent your own.

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  6. Mountain Dog

    September 20th, 2012

    Lets make the water turn black?

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  7. Mountain Dog

    September 20th, 2012

    Still no link or pic, so here’s my invention idea:

    I’d like to invent a machine that would cause the heads of criminal racists with weak minds (liberal democrats) to explode like in that movie, Mars Attacks! when they played the Indian Love Call song.
    That song doesn’t work on liberals as well as the National Anthem, but it’s gonna take something more. I wish I had a recording of John Wayne, Charlton Heston, and Clint Eastwood singing God Bless America; maybe that would do the trick.

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  8. mkultra

    September 20th, 2012

    This is what happens when you try to post a gmail attachment.

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  9. Jethro

    September 20th, 2012

     
  10. Mountain Dog

    September 20th, 2012

    @Jethro

    I was just thinking about her the other day when I made a mistake while balancing my checkbook. Great idea, that stuff.

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  11. IronyCurtain

    September 20th, 2012

    Thanks for not showing us an interior view of those panties. We know how much she loves Tamales.

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  12. Stirrin the B.S.

    September 20th, 2012

    I see great potential for hot air balloons too.

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  13. bitterclinger

    September 20th, 2012

    Day-Um! Those are some BADs! (Big-Ass Drawers)

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  14. Buffalobob

    September 20th, 2012

    I was in the 82nd Airborne in the mid 50s. We shuttered at the possibility of a “May West” failure. (the risers are flipped over the canopy to form what looked like a very large bra”. What an absolute horror to count to 4 thousand and look up to see this abomination, with the added terror . “What could fall out of them”.

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  15. even steven

    September 20th, 2012

    Those aren’t panties. They’re tents.

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  16. Buffalobob

    September 20th, 2012

    Oh and our chutes were T 10 this would have to be a Moo 1000.

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  17. Caboose

    September 20th, 2012

    Daym! One of ‘em could cover a country in europe!!

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  18. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 20th, 2012

    Where are the stains? We know libs only use one square.

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  19. Mountain Dog

    September 20th, 2012

    Are the paratroopers really necessary? Her mega-drawers alone would probably take out the enemy and act as a defoliant too.

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  20. AbigailAdams

    September 20th, 2012

    I thought she wears thongs. Now try to scrub that image out of your head. hahahaa!

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  21. Carlos The Jackal

    September 20th, 2012

    If you think that’s bad, wait til you see the new NBC weapons…

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  22. montana_jim

    September 20th, 2012

    Michelle shouldn’t use hot water in her wash…

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  23. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    September 20th, 2012

    They could yell “GERONIMO” but that would be offensive.

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  24. spymyeyes

    September 20th, 2012

    WOW!

    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “granny panties” now dont it?

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  25. Noelegy

    September 20th, 2012

    *sigh* Coulda done without that.

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  26. Gary In Canada

    September 20th, 2012

    Those ain’t panties! Up here we call them hay bail covers.

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  27. simply enraged

    September 20th, 2012

    I predict an increase in jump related injuries. The troops will be cutting free a little too soon just to be sure those “‘chutes” don’t fall over them.

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  28. Major Mal function

    September 20th, 2012

    The streaky oned have been reclassified as camouflage.

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  29. Hijumper

    September 21st, 2012

    Wow those chutes are NOT T 10s .Look like Hippopotamus drawers lol = BACs big ass chutes hee hee what no skid marks ?????

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