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So, what’s in her purse?

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  1. Dr. Tar

    September 19th, 2012

    A bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and percocet.

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  2. Troy

    September 19th, 2012

    A large, black, dildo…

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  3. Troy

    September 19th, 2012

    …that she calls Barack…

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  4. aleon

    September 19th, 2012

    WGAS?

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  5. hanoverfist

    September 19th, 2012

    A Che Tee-shirt.

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  6. hanoverfist

    September 19th, 2012

    Her husbands pecker.

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  7. Carlos The Jackal

    September 19th, 2012

    Bondo and a plastic applicator.

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  8. Dr. Tar

    September 19th, 2012

    Stolen comedy bits from Whoopie Goldberg (which explains why Bahar is even less funny than Whoopie. Bahar’s deliver is terrible and she doesn’t even know who to steal material from).

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  9. Navigator

    September 19th, 2012

    The keys to unlock the gates of hell?

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  10. Anonymous

    September 19th, 2012

    Two paper bags that her husband can wear over his head when he is in the same room as her.

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  11. hanoverfist

    September 19th, 2012

     
  12. Diann

    September 19th, 2012

    A portrait of a really beautiful girl.

    She got the whole Dorian Gray thing totally backwards.

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  13. Dr. Tar

    September 19th, 2012

    Her membership cards to the following organizations

    Barack Obama Hand Job Club -for making a $25,000 donation

    Useful Idiot Membership to the Communist Party – full membership pending since they’re concern she’s too dumb even for them

    ACLU -they’re thinking of opposing her right to free speech however

    Living Abortion Supporters of Planned Parenthood -member in good standing

    Kennel Club – though they haven’t figured out what Breed Joy is.

    Guild of Unbelievably Stupid Celebrities

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  14. LadyGun12

    September 19th, 2012

    A carnival mirror.

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  15. IronyCurtain

    September 19th, 2012

    A strap-on and a bottle of Pepto for her “husband”.

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  16. LadyGun12

    September 19th, 2012

    Lots of douche.

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  17. Diann

    September 19th, 2012

    She wouldn’t have so much douche if she would use it once in a while.

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  18. .357 Maggie

    September 19th, 2012

    Vodka and Vicodin

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  19. Alfa06

    September 19th, 2012

    A piece of chicken skin tied to the end of an 8″ section of broomstick handle.

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  20. Diann

    September 19th, 2012

    Alfa06 wins!

    SNAP!

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  21. Xavier

    September 19th, 2012

    Don’t know what’s in the purse but I’m betting Tom Cruise and Sheppie are what they found in Lucci’s closet.

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  22. dapenguin in OIHO

    September 19th, 2012

    an autogrpahed photo of the wookie au naturale

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  23. old_oaks

    September 19th, 2012

    A stick of Mitchum, a tube of contact cement and 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell she was saving for later.

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  24. Bad Brad

    September 19th, 2012

    I’m going with the 8 inch hard black dildo. But she’s been asked to leave it at home while visiting the white house because Barry keeps chipping his teeth on it.

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  25. CrustyB

    September 19th, 2012

    Tampons made out of sandpaper.

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  26. cfm990

    September 19th, 2012

    A wire brush and a can of curex

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  27. Sapper Chris

    September 19th, 2012

    An extra large, well used, official Barack Obama butt plug that she stole from Barry’s nightstand that she swore she’d never clean.

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  28. Millertime

    September 19th, 2012

    Peanut butter – shh dont tell she is cheating on her husband

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  29. Gener al-Ripper

    September 20th, 2012

    She’s a damn Vegan. That sea-hag got a CUCUMBER in her handbag.

    Her car registration card shows vanity plates: MANH8R

    Gener al-Ripper
    CEO of al-Mart
    Now in the Gardening Section, new low prices on clitorectomy tools.

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  30. mass55th

    September 20th, 2012

    A tube of Preparation H.

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  31. Michael W Perkins

    September 20th, 2012

    Hair plugs to hide the Lobotomy scars, Communist Manifesto, Rules for radicals, Prep H, 4 Cracked mirrors (That face could crack diamond). Folded Russian Flag (To worship on her break) American flag, To wipe her ass with….

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  32. PORK EATING INFIDEL

    September 20th, 2012

    That is one foul looking red-haired tranny

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  33. Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time

    September 20th, 2012

    Proof of rabies vaccination and her own personal muzzle that she really should start wearing.

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