Home - by BigFurHat - September 19, 2012 - 15:29 America/New_York - 33 Comments
September 19th, 2012
A bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and percocet.
A large, black, dildo…
…that she calls Barack…
A Che Tee-shirt.
Her husbands pecker.
Carlos The Jackal
Bondo and a plastic applicator.
Stolen comedy bits from Whoopie Goldberg (which explains why Bahar is even less funny than Whoopie. Bahar’s deliver is terrible and she doesn’t even know who to steal material from).
The keys to unlock the gates of hell?
Two paper bags that her husband can wear over his head when he is in the same room as her.
Perhaps you ment Andrea Mittchell
A portrait of a really beautiful girl.
She got the whole Dorian Gray thing totally backwards.
Her membership cards to the following organizations
Barack Obama Hand Job Club -for making a $25,000 donation
Useful Idiot Membership to the Communist Party – full membership pending since they’re concern she’s too dumb even for them
ACLU -they’re thinking of opposing her right to free speech however
Living Abortion Supporters of Planned Parenthood -member in good standing
Kennel Club – though they haven’t figured out what Breed Joy is.
Guild of Unbelievably Stupid Celebrities
A carnival mirror.
A strap-on and a bottle of Pepto for her “husband”.
Lots of douche.
She wouldn’t have so much douche if she would use it once in a while.
Vodka and Vicodin
A piece of chicken skin tied to the end of an 8″ section of broomstick handle.
Don’t know what’s in the purse but I’m betting Tom Cruise and Sheppie are what they found in Lucci’s closet.
dapenguin in OIHO
an autogrpahed photo of the wookie au naturale
A stick of Mitchum, a tube of contact cement and 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell she was saving for later.
I’m going with the 8 inch hard black dildo. But she’s been asked to leave it at home while visiting the white house because Barry keeps chipping his teeth on it.
Tampons made out of sandpaper.
A wire brush and a can of curex
An extra large, well used, official Barack Obama butt plug that she stole from Barry’s nightstand that she swore she’d never clean.
Peanut butter – shh dont tell she is cheating on her husband
September 20th, 2012
She’s a damn Vegan. That sea-hag got a CUCUMBER in her handbag.
Her car registration card shows vanity plates: MANH8R
CEO of al-Mart
Now in the Gardening Section, new low prices on clitorectomy tools.
A tube of Preparation H.
Michael W Perkins
Hair plugs to hide the Lobotomy scars, Communist Manifesto, Rules for radicals, Prep H, 4 Cracked mirrors (That face could crack diamond). Folded Russian Flag (To worship on her break) American flag, To wipe her ass with….
PORK EATING INFIDEL
That is one foul looking red-haired tranny
Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time
Proof of rabies vaccination and her own personal muzzle that she really should start wearing.
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