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  1. old_oaks

    September 19th, 2012

    Change “emergency” to, what’s that racist word again?

    Oh yeah, CHICAGO!

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  2. Bob M.

    September 19th, 2012

    You forget – this is, “OBAMA”… ‘care’…

    The sign WON’T read, “Out to Lunch.”

    It’ll read, “CLOSED.” :-(

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  3. eternal cracker p

    September 19th, 2012

    That’ll be about 7 servings too much of this twit.

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  4. hanoverfist

    September 19th, 2012

    Irony.
    Put the Alien coming out of his chest.

    P-p-p-p-p-lease!!

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  5. Jerry Manderin

    September 19th, 2012

    LOL!

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  6. simply enraged

    September 19th, 2012

    @ hanoverfist and Irony: A mulatto alien… PLEASE!

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 19th, 2012

    I Ain’t Touchin’ No Gunshot While I’m On Break

    It ain’t in my union contract.

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  8. Czar of Defenestration

    September 20th, 2012

    A couple more “inspiring” moments here…
    http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/09/forall-is-the-new-fail/

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  9. Czar of Defenestration

    September 20th, 2012

    Another good DUMP OBAMA website…
    …along the lines of “I’m sorry I voted for Obama”

    http://www.mybuyersremorse.com/

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  10. Czar of Defenestration

    September 20th, 2012

    A new upcoming film
    (sorry…but there’s no more “tips” line)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlkk-mwJ5hc
    .

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    September 20th, 2012

    “Sir, please be patient, there are more serious injuries ahead of you”

    Good luck, dickhead.

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  12. Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time

    September 20th, 2012

    My daughter just informed me that she will lose her job because her employer will have to shut down if 0bamacare is not overturned.

    NOBODY can afford this shit!
    Next month is the deadline to register to vote where I live. I am doing what I can to get the word out, especially to first time voters who are afraid to vote. It doesn’t take much explaining to get them to register, but time is running out.

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  13. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 20th, 2012

    Why would anybody be AFRAID to vote? I don’t get it.

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  14. Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time

    September 20th, 2012

    @Boobie the Rocket Dog

    First time young voters. I had to talk my kids into it and got the impression that they were, not afraid, just maybe embarrassed that they didn’t know how to do it. Maybe afraid is not the right word. It’s early, and I ain’t real good with words anyway, I’m a ventriloquist as you can see by my personal photo. The dummy did it, yeah, that’s the ticket.

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  15. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 20th, 2012

    Brutal. Love it!

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  16. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 20th, 2012

    @ Czar

    Yeah, what happened to the tip link? I thought maybe it was just that I was banned from sending in tips….

    You can still use the “contact us” mailto under CHECK IT OUT. – Irony

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