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Police: Man used dog to beat girlfriend
I know what you’re thinking, but it wasn’t Michael Vick.
Michael Jones arrested in Sanford
SANFORD, Fla. -
A Sanford man was arrested on allegations of beating his live-in girlfriend with her own dog.
Michael Wayne Jones, 42, was arrested Thursday on charges of domestic battery by strangulation, criminal mischief and animal cruelty.
According to Sanford police, Jones got into a fight with his girlfriend and she attempted to drive away.
h/t Snowball The Sourpuss
Tony R
September 19th, 2012
And yet he has a suave sense of style!
Chuck U Farley
September 19th, 2012
Good Lord! What woman wouldn’t want to be with this ‘man’. I mean, what Animal Magnetism! (pun intended)
Seriously ladies, develop some standards.
Chalupa
September 19th, 2012
Whippet good!!
Ricky
September 19th, 2012
If Obama had a white son he would look like this, then ate the dog afterwards.
even steven
September 19th, 2012
“Your Honor, you see, there was this hornet in her hair, and I didn’t have no newspaper.”
omfgitslyzz
September 19th, 2012
Allah Akbar!
Edith McCrotch
September 19th, 2012
Yeah…oh shit I’m laughin’ my ass off…hahahaha afterwards… hahahaha… the dude tried to flee the scene…. hahahahaha…. on a bike..hahahahahahah while hahaha while carrying the freekin’ dog!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Nutjob
September 19th, 2012
Maybe he didn’t like her Chow and said here you try eating this.
even steven
September 19th, 2012
Maybe she shouldn’t have been hounding the guy about stupid stuff all the time.
Nutjob
September 19th, 2012
Wonder if his unlicensed cosmotologists in the same person prosecuted for unlicensed butt injections?
Jorel Lives!
September 19th, 2012
It’s written all over your face in this mug shot Michael, that somewhere along the way you started fucking up your life.
Nutjob
September 20th, 2012
“I guess the dogs bark was worse then his wife”
grayscape
September 20th, 2012
Yet another example of why Democrats are dangerous to society.
Gener al-Ripper
September 20th, 2012
I reckon the reason his girlfriend has two black eyes is because he told her twice.
Gener al-Ripper
CEO of al-Mart
Koran Sura 192 – “yea verily and any believer with a bad mullet must beateth and bitch-slappeth his wench upon her visage”
Gener al-Ripper
September 20th, 2012
“Beats Girlfriend With Her Dog”
Reminds me of the time I was shopping at the department store and a blind guy with a guide dog comes in. He grabs the dog by the tail and swings it around his head, the dog going “yipe! yipe! yipe!” the whole time.
I said to him, “Dude! WTF? Why did you swing your dog over your head like that?”
He replied “Oh, I was just looking around….”
sablegsd
September 20th, 2012
I guess I’m the only one that wants to know what kind of dog.
Reminds me of the time mr.sablegsd came home from work and says “so and so had a baby last night.” I ask, boy or girl? Blank stare.
BigSlurpy
September 20th, 2012
I like my violence the same way I like my beer. Domestic!
dude
September 20th, 2012
he wanted to do bitch on bitch
Hybrid Lemon
September 20th, 2012
Reminds me of the Hitchcock short mystery story where the wife beats her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb. When the cops arrive to investigate, she invites them to dinner and they unknowingly eat the cooked murder weapon. She skates.
Dunk This !
September 20th, 2012
Boxer?
RosalindJ
September 20th, 2012
That’s bizarre.
Even more so is the site’s way of getting readers to click on the story of the teacher who attempted to force students to sign a pledge to vote for Obama: “College professor investigated over pro-Obama stance”.
Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time
September 20th, 2012
Always knew Chucky boy Johnson was a low life son of a bitch. Didn’t know he moved to Florida and changed his name though. Looks like the crack is about to finish him.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 20th, 2012
Sanford in the news AGAIN?
No wonder Larry the Cable Guy left town.
Let’s see if the (black) city manager, Norton Bonaparte(
), invites Jesse, Al, MSNBC, et al. down for a (white) weenie roast.
I want to know what kind of dog it was, too. That will wind up being the crime that does him in.
jeckelmyhyde
September 20th, 2012
I can finally die knowing where the phrase “Beating the dogshit out of someone” originated. Now I just need to authinticate “Better than a sharp stick in the eye”.
norman einstein
September 20th, 2012
This waste of space obviously has distemper.
Put him down.
dba_ vagabond_ trader
September 20th, 2012
That right there is a face to inspire use of ones 2nd amendment rights.
Billy Fuster
September 20th, 2012
Those little yapper dogs are good for somethin’.
Callmelennie
September 20th, 2012
If he had struck a white Christian male, the only charge would have been cruelty to animals
Callmelennie
September 20th, 2012
I’ll bet you this is one guy who can’t wait for Shari’ah Law to take over, cause under Shari’ah law, you get a cash award for beating your woman with a dog