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  1. Napoleon's Windmill

    September 18th, 2012

    McKayla is not impressed.

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  2. reliapundit

    September 18th, 2012

    after kissing obama after reggie left the room: “why does barry’s lips taste so awful?”

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  3. D-Bad

    September 18th, 2012

    I wonder if anyone will see me snatch that piece of cheesecake.

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  4. misslexi9162

    September 18th, 2012

    (thought bubble) hmm. maybe I shouldn’t have had that 3rd serving of chilli fries….

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  5. Organized chaos

    September 18th, 2012

    How come when I give him a b.j. it tastes like shit?

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  6. Corona

    September 18th, 2012

    Gardening is not my forte.

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  7. Plain Jane

    September 18th, 2012

    I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering broach.

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  8. Edith McCrotch

    September 18th, 2012

    What the Moose looks like after she receieved a right cross bitch slap from the Lady McCrotch…

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  9. Edith McCrotch

    September 18th, 2012

    yeah receieved.

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  10. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    Maybe I fcuked up?

    High school students boycott school cafeteria over new lunch restrictions

    “A lot of us are starting to get hungry even before the practice begins,” Blohm told the Journal Sentinel. “Our metabolisms are all sped up.”

    NOPE! A LIBERAL WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!

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  11. Corny

    September 18th, 2012

    I ain’t swallowin’ no matter what that queer thinks.

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  12. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    Ever have a side of Kobe beef stuck in your teeth?

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  13. Mr.Pinko

    September 18th, 2012

    Who farted?

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    September 18th, 2012

    Mooch doing her best Rocky Balboa impersonation – after going 12 rounds against Apollo Creed.

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  15. Tuesday

    September 18th, 2012

    “Chewing her cud”.

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  16. Tuesday

    September 18th, 2012

    “Who ATE the last Tamale?”

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  17. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    He was wearing a fcuking John McCain t-shirt!

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  18. Tuesday

    September 18th, 2012

    “They pinned my broach to my neck”!

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  19. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    fcukin’ honkies!

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  20. finai

    September 18th, 2012

    Okay, bitches, find my wig. I told you it was going to be windy today.

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  21. Corona

    September 18th, 2012

    “Damn, I wish it was 1979.”

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  22. Tuesday

    September 18th, 2012

    “Boob Belt; Must Breath”!

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  23. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    Where can I spit?

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  24. F.D.R. in Hell

    September 18th, 2012

    Holy Crap! Where are the snakes? On Air Force One?

    Medusa…”having the face of a hideous human female with living venomous snakes in place of hair.”

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  25. Tuesday

    September 18th, 2012

    “Does this broach make my face look pretty?”

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  26. bfpa61

    September 18th, 2012

    I should never have trusted that fart. I wonder if Depends come in size “Big Ass”?

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  27. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    Bullshit! Nobody shaved me down and taught me to speak!

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  28. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    That sound that is made when you suck snot from your nose to your mouth to spit.

    I’ve seen A LOT of “black women” do it.

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  29. Chalupa

    September 18th, 2012

    “Rinse – repeat…rinse – repeat….I’ll never say the pledge of allegiance again…”

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  30. old_oaks

    September 18th, 2012

    GORILLA COOKIES

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  31. FreedomCat

    September 18th, 2012

    Mmm, me luvs to suck those ribs out from between my teeth. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.

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  32. Tuesday

    September 18th, 2012

    “Beans, beans, the musical fruit…”

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  33. mkultra

    September 19th, 2012

    Cro-magnon gymnast not happy with the silver.

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  34. Tuesday

    September 19th, 2012

    Wednesday November 7, 2012: President Elect Romney

    “And it ain’t pretty.”

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  35. Immortal Fish

    September 19th, 2012

    Cake, arugula… what’s the diff?

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  36. scribble

    September 19th, 2012

    “I need some fresh chewing tobacco.”

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  37. Ricky

    September 19th, 2012

    I tried telling Barack he was losing Black voters ever since He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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  38. Doubting Thomas

    September 19th, 2012

    Smells like BO!

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  39. Moe Tom

    September 19th, 2012

    This smells like cum barack whf?

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  40. slave driver

    September 19th, 2012

    OH lawsie me this tastes like SHITE ugh.

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  41. Debbie

    September 19th, 2012

    Yep, some days you don’t feel like washing your hair OR putting on your wig…or dressing in front of a mirror.

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  42. mkultra

    September 19th, 2012

    I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

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  43. BC

    September 19th, 2012

    RIP!!!!!!!!!!

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  44. Ricky

    September 19th, 2012

    It looks like Michelle might be pregnant!
    Appearently, when she pulled her tampon out, all the cotton was already picked!

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  45. John F.

    September 19th, 2012

    Mmmph. I didn’t think it would really freeze this way.

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  46. Jorel Lives!

    September 19th, 2012

    “Hmmmmm. Broccoli and spinach on my pizza instead of my favorite pepperoni and sausage combo! Darn it.”

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  47. scribble

    September 19th, 2012

    “I hate when I run into windows.”

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  48. Buffalobob

    September 19th, 2012

    Did I just fart?

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  49. eternal cracker p

    September 19th, 2012

    Bell’s palsy.

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  50. Alxandro

    September 19th, 2012

    Aunt Esther lost her wig:
    “You old fish eyed fool”

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  51. CrustyB

    September 19th, 2012

    Michelle: “RAAWWRR!”
    Han Solo: “Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”

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  52. dapenguin in OIHO

    September 19th, 2012

    damn, he really is a pansy, I think McKayla could take him.

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  53. Proof

    September 19th, 2012

    The first rule of fight club…

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  54. pissedpatriot30

    September 19th, 2012

    “Corneleous, these humans can speak….”

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  55. IOpian

    September 19th, 2012

    SSSSSNNNNNUUUUUUKKKKKKK.

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  56. willie lee

    September 19th, 2012

    The smells one gets after leaving a group of angry white unemployed men.

    The smell one gets after walking past a group of white people, you know…THAT WET DOG SMELL..

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  57. Bob M.

    September 19th, 2012

    VEGETABLES?!?! Who the hell thought I wanted… – ohhh… RIIIIGGGHHHTTTT… :oops:

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  58. Tuesday

    September 19th, 2012

    “SHE ATE BARRY’S BALLS!!!”

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  59. Chuck U Farley

    September 19th, 2012

    Ooooh oooo aahhh haaaa eeeee eeeekkk achaaa aaach ach.

    Uh uhh waaa wa

    Waaaaaaaaah

    Eeeeeeeee eeeee, uh uh.

    (one half a grade below Musloid-speak)

    Translation: “For the first time in my life I am proud of America”.

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  60. sablegsd

    September 19th, 2012

    Sumpin’ wrong wit dat beetch.

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  61. Anonymous

    September 19th, 2012

    Ughhh! Even I can smell it. Time to breakout the Summer’s Eve.

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  62. pissedpatriot30

    September 19th, 2012

    Okay,watch this….my impression of an angry, disgruntled, socialist, horse toothed, entitled lady gargling….

    …. Where’s the gravatar I just spent 11/2 hours setting up…..

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  63. Tuesday

    September 19th, 2012

    “Does this broach make my face look fat?”

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  64. Tuesday

    September 19th, 2012

    ” I AM Barry’s balls!”

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  65. pissedpatriot30

    September 19th, 2012

    Halloween IS fast approaching…..

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  66. pissedpatriot30

    September 19th, 2012

    I can’t stop….. What in the hell caused that mug to be transfigured into that grotesque shape, seriously. The dem’s are all trolls and newts….

    Where’s my gravatar DAMMIT…..

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  67. RebaKat

    September 19th, 2012

    I’m going to git that sucka right after I chow down dis bag of Snickers!

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  68. dude

    September 19th, 2012

    Why is no one interested in MY topless pictures taken in France except for ZOOtoday and PETA illustrated?

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  69. NoLikeO

    September 19th, 2012

    One beautiful women….so the MSM says. What a barker!!!
    Arf arf!!!!

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  70. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 19th, 2012

    Michelle samples the new school lunch menu.

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  71. Davide

    September 19th, 2012

    do farts have lumps?

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  72. frank k.

    September 19th, 2012

    DAMN ! … That ‘honkie’ Romney just revealed our 47 % re-election strategy !

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  73. Auntie

    September 19th, 2012

    Need to remind Valerie again to douche first.

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  74. IOpian

    September 19th, 2012

    Spit or Swallow ?

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  75. OceanSailor

    September 19th, 2012

    I’m trying to finish chewin my Chick Fil A and there’s all these camera guys tryin to make me choke.

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  76. Salve

    September 19th, 2012

    I have two captions to report. Both reflect reality.

    The captions are:

    Where’s my hourly hamburger?

    Barack, You taste like The Usurper of Republican Democracy!

    The words are capitalized for a purpose.

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  77. R. Neville

    September 19th, 2012

    Yikes! I just got a whiff of something that smells like Barry’s nutsack after some one-on-one in August!”

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  78. Unruly Refugee

    September 19th, 2012

    Dippin my head in a bucket of warm steaming hippopotamus shit sure is a lot quicker than puttin on make up. Tastes kind of like kissing the president. I normally try to avoid his lips.

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  79. Toaster

    September 19th, 2012

    I am Sasquatch hear me roar !

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  80. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 19th, 2012

    “So that’s what they call The Bible?”

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  81. dba_vagbond_trader

    September 19th, 2012

    Yes, lemons will be the new state approved cafeteria snack.

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  82. fxdwg69

    September 19th, 2012

    This flying coach with the masses sucks.

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  83. KWR

    September 19th, 2012

    She done got a taste of the sh*t sammich her husband’s been feeding everyone.

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  84. I've had enough

    September 19th, 2012

    Ooowee! I gots to remember me not to leave the peanut butter and jelly sammich in my britches. Gettin awful squishy in dere.

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  85. Jimbo

    September 19th, 2012

    Moochelle turns up her nose at America again.

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  86. BubbaHotep

    September 19th, 2012

    Is that K-Y jelly I smell. Reggie Love must be visiting Barry again.

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  87. HooHooNayNay

    September 19th, 2012

    Moosh’s attempt for Talk Like A Pirate Day was unfortunately caught on camera.

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  88. Jerry Manderin

    September 19th, 2012

    “Suddenly I don’t feel so fresh.”

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  89. GregMan

    September 19th, 2012

    “Man, these crackers sho’ do makes a fuss over a damn flag!”

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  90. BarnabyBoog

    September 19th, 2012

    How does that bitch husband get shit on the outside of his dingydong?

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  91. Mr.Gates

    September 19th, 2012

    Barry’s reward.

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  92. BarnabyBoog

    September 19th, 2012

    I would rather eat a whole case of Twinkies than go down on dat bitch Oboobie….

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  93. Chip Kale

    September 19th, 2012

    mmmmm, kale!

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  94. Noelegy

    September 19th, 2012

    Plain Jane said, “I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering broach.”

    The broach says, “I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering Mooch.”

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  95. Mountain Dog

    September 19th, 2012

    Michelle loses to Mike Huckabee in the annual Be Kind To Hillbillies Day Tobacco Spitting Contest on the White House lawn.

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  96. Barf O'BiteMe

    September 19th, 2012

    For the second time in my adult life, I can’t stand the smell of my own farts!

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  97. even steven

    September 19th, 2012

    “It smells like white people.”

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  98. jbee

    September 19th, 2012

    That is one ugly bitch !!!!

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  99. C.

    September 19th, 2012

    America.

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  100. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 19th, 2012

    “Somebody wipe that brown shit off my mirror!”

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  101. Chieftain

    September 19th, 2012

    hmmmmmmm…….moist and lumpy…..

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  102. Kathryn

    September 19th, 2012

    So people think I’m going to eat that garbage that Let’s Move is prompting. I’m headed down for kobe steak and several glasses of my favorite vodka.

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  103. Booboolabot

    September 19th, 2012

    Dang! I shouldn’t have inhaled that ham in one snort!

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  104. BillyK

    September 20th, 2012

    Refried beans and chalupas got me gassy –not too bad– it’s my own brand

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