I’m trying to finish chewin my Chick Fil A and there’s all these camera guys tryin to make me choke.
+2
Salve
September 19th, 2012
I have two captions to report. Both reflect reality.
The captions are:
Where’s my hourly hamburger?
Barack, You taste like The Usurper of Republican Democracy!
The words are capitalized for a purpose.
+2
R. Neville
September 19th, 2012
Yikes! I just got a whiff of something that smells like Barry’s nutsack after some one-on-one in August!”
+3
Unruly Refugee
September 19th, 2012
Dippin my head in a bucket of warm steaming hippopotamus shit sure is a lot quicker than puttin on make up. Tastes kind of like kissing the president. I normally try to avoid his lips.
+6
Toaster
September 19th, 2012
I am Sasquatch hear me roar !
+5
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 19th, 2012
“So that’s what they call The Bible?”
+1
dba_vagbond_trader
September 19th, 2012
Yes, lemons will be the new state approved cafeteria snack.
+3
fxdwg69
September 19th, 2012
This flying coach with the masses sucks.
+2
KWR
September 19th, 2012
She done got a taste of the sh*t sammich her husband’s been feeding everyone.
+7
I've had enough
September 19th, 2012
Ooowee! I gots to remember me not to leave the peanut butter and jelly sammich in my britches. Gettin awful squishy in dere.
+1
Jimbo
September 19th, 2012
Moochelle turns up her nose at America again.
+1
BubbaHotep
September 19th, 2012
Is that K-Y jelly I smell. Reggie Love must be visiting Barry again.
+1
HooHooNayNay
September 19th, 2012
Moosh’s attempt for Talk Like A Pirate Day was unfortunately caught on camera.
+2
Jerry Manderin
September 19th, 2012
“Suddenly I don’t feel so fresh.”
+5
GregMan
September 19th, 2012
“Man, these crackers sho’ do makes a fuss over a damn flag!”
Napoleon's Windmill
September 18th, 2012
McKayla is not impressed.
reliapundit
September 18th, 2012
after kissing obama after reggie left the room: “why does barry’s lips taste so awful?”
D-Bad
September 18th, 2012
I wonder if anyone will see me snatch that piece of cheesecake.
misslexi9162
September 18th, 2012
(thought bubble) hmm. maybe I shouldn’t have had that 3rd serving of chilli fries….
Organized chaos
September 18th, 2012
How come when I give him a b.j. it tastes like shit?
Corona
September 18th, 2012
Gardening is not my forte.
Plain Jane
September 18th, 2012
I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering broach.
Edith McCrotch
September 18th, 2012
What the Moose looks like after she receieved a right cross bitch slap from the Lady McCrotch…
Edith McCrotch
September 18th, 2012
yeah receieved.
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
Maybe I fcuked up?
High school students boycott school cafeteria over new lunch restrictions
“A lot of us are starting to get hungry even before the practice begins,” Blohm told the Journal Sentinel. “Our metabolisms are all sped up.”
NOPE! A LIBERAL WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!
Corny
September 18th, 2012
I ain’t swallowin’ no matter what that queer thinks.
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
Ever have a side of Kobe beef stuck in your teeth?
Mr.Pinko
September 18th, 2012
Who farted?
Stirrin the B.S.
September 18th, 2012
Mooch doing her best Rocky Balboa impersonation – after going 12 rounds against Apollo Creed.
Tuesday
September 18th, 2012
“Chewing her cud”.
Tuesday
September 18th, 2012
“Who ATE the last Tamale?”
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
He was wearing a fcuking John McCain t-shirt!
Tuesday
September 18th, 2012
“They pinned my broach to my neck”!
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
fcukin’ honkies!
finai
September 18th, 2012
Okay, bitches, find my wig. I told you it was going to be windy today.
Corona
September 18th, 2012
“Damn, I wish it was 1979.”
Tuesday
September 18th, 2012
“Boob Belt; Must Breath”!
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
Where can I spit?
F.D.R. in Hell
September 18th, 2012
Holy Crap! Where are the snakes? On Air Force One?
Medusa…”having the face of a hideous human female with living venomous snakes in place of hair.”
Tuesday
September 18th, 2012
“Does this broach make my face look pretty?”
bfpa61
September 18th, 2012
I should never have trusted that fart. I wonder if Depends come in size “Big Ass”?
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
Bullshit! Nobody shaved me down and taught me to speak!
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
That sound that is made when you suck snot from your nose to your mouth to spit.
I’ve seen A LOT of “black women” do it.
Chalupa
September 18th, 2012
“Rinse – repeat…rinse – repeat….I’ll never say the pledge of allegiance again…”
old_oaks
September 18th, 2012
GORILLA COOKIES
FreedomCat
September 18th, 2012
Mmm, me luvs to suck those ribs out from between my teeth. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
Tuesday
September 18th, 2012
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit…”
mkultra
September 19th, 2012
Cro-magnon gymnast not happy with the silver.
Tuesday
September 19th, 2012
Wednesday November 7, 2012: President Elect Romney
“And it ain’t pretty.”
Immortal Fish
September 19th, 2012
Cake, arugula… what’s the diff?
scribble
September 19th, 2012
“I need some fresh chewing tobacco.”
Ricky
September 19th, 2012
I tried telling Barack he was losing Black voters ever since He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Doubting Thomas
September 19th, 2012
Smells like BO!
Moe Tom
September 19th, 2012
This smells like cum barack whf?
slave driver
September 19th, 2012
OH lawsie me this tastes like SHITE ugh.
Debbie
September 19th, 2012
Yep, some days you don’t feel like washing your hair OR putting on your wig…or dressing in front of a mirror.
mkultra
September 19th, 2012
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.
BC
September 19th, 2012
RIP!!!!!!!!!!
Ricky
September 19th, 2012
It looks like Michelle might be pregnant!
Appearently, when she pulled her tampon out, all the cotton was already picked!
John F.
September 19th, 2012
Mmmph. I didn’t think it would really freeze this way.
Jorel Lives!
September 19th, 2012
“Hmmmmm. Broccoli and spinach on my pizza instead of my favorite pepperoni and sausage combo! Darn it.”
scribble
September 19th, 2012
“I hate when I run into windows.”
Buffalobob
September 19th, 2012
Did I just fart?
eternal cracker p
September 19th, 2012
Bell’s palsy.
Alxandro
September 19th, 2012
Aunt Esther lost her wig:
“You old fish eyed fool”
CrustyB
September 19th, 2012
Michelle: “RAAWWRR!”
Han Solo: “Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”
dapenguin in OIHO
September 19th, 2012
damn, he really is a pansy, I think McKayla could take him.
Proof
September 19th, 2012
The first rule of fight club…
pissedpatriot30
September 19th, 2012
“Corneleous, these humans can speak….”
IOpian
September 19th, 2012
SSSSSNNNNNUUUUUUKKKKKKK.
willie lee
September 19th, 2012
The smells one gets after leaving a group of angry white unemployed men.
The smell one gets after walking past a group of white people, you know…THAT WET DOG SMELL..
Bob M.
September 19th, 2012
VEGETABLES?!?! Who the hell thought I wanted… – ohhh… RIIIIGGGHHHTTTT…
Tuesday
September 19th, 2012
“SHE ATE BARRY’S BALLS!!!”
Chuck U Farley
September 19th, 2012
Ooooh oooo aahhh haaaa eeeee eeeekkk achaaa aaach ach.
Uh uhh waaa wa
Waaaaaaaaah
Eeeeeeeee eeeee, uh uh.
(one half a grade below Musloid-speak)
Translation: “For the first time in my life I am proud of America”.
sablegsd
September 19th, 2012
Sumpin’ wrong wit dat beetch.
Anonymous
September 19th, 2012
Ughhh! Even I can smell it. Time to breakout the Summer’s Eve.
pissedpatriot30
September 19th, 2012
Okay,watch this….my impression of an angry, disgruntled, socialist, horse toothed, entitled lady gargling….
…. Where’s the gravatar I just spent 11/2 hours setting up…..
Tuesday
September 19th, 2012
“Does this broach make my face look fat?”
Tuesday
September 19th, 2012
” I AM Barry’s balls!”
pissedpatriot30
September 19th, 2012
Halloween IS fast approaching…..
pissedpatriot30
September 19th, 2012
I can’t stop….. What in the hell caused that mug to be transfigured into that grotesque shape, seriously. The dem’s are all trolls and newts….
Where’s my gravatar DAMMIT…..
RebaKat
September 19th, 2012
I’m going to git that sucka right after I chow down dis bag of Snickers!
dude
September 19th, 2012
Why is no one interested in MY topless pictures taken in France except for ZOOtoday and PETA illustrated?
NoLikeO
September 19th, 2012
One beautiful women….so the MSM says. What a barker!!!
Arf arf!!!!
Snowball the Sourpuss
September 19th, 2012
Michelle samples the new school lunch menu.
Davide
September 19th, 2012
do farts have lumps?
frank k.
September 19th, 2012
DAMN ! … That ‘honkie’ Romney just revealed our 47 % re-election strategy !
Auntie
September 19th, 2012
Need to remind Valerie again to douche first.
IOpian
September 19th, 2012
Spit or Swallow ?
OceanSailor
September 19th, 2012
I’m trying to finish chewin my Chick Fil A and there’s all these camera guys tryin to make me choke.
Salve
September 19th, 2012
I have two captions to report. Both reflect reality.
The captions are:
Where’s my hourly hamburger?
Barack, You taste like The Usurper of Republican Democracy!
The words are capitalized for a purpose.
R. Neville
September 19th, 2012
Yikes! I just got a whiff of something that smells like Barry’s nutsack after some one-on-one in August!”
Unruly Refugee
September 19th, 2012
Dippin my head in a bucket of warm steaming hippopotamus shit sure is a lot quicker than puttin on make up. Tastes kind of like kissing the president. I normally try to avoid his lips.
Toaster
September 19th, 2012
I am Sasquatch hear me roar !
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 19th, 2012
“So that’s what they call The Bible?”
dba_vagbond_trader
September 19th, 2012
Yes, lemons will be the new state approved cafeteria snack.
fxdwg69
September 19th, 2012
This flying coach with the masses sucks.
KWR
September 19th, 2012
She done got a taste of the sh*t sammich her husband’s been feeding everyone.
I've had enough
September 19th, 2012
Ooowee! I gots to remember me not to leave the peanut butter and jelly sammich in my britches. Gettin awful squishy in dere.
Jimbo
September 19th, 2012
Moochelle turns up her nose at America again.
BubbaHotep
September 19th, 2012
Is that K-Y jelly I smell. Reggie Love must be visiting Barry again.
HooHooNayNay
September 19th, 2012
Moosh’s attempt for Talk Like A Pirate Day was unfortunately caught on camera.
Jerry Manderin
September 19th, 2012
“Suddenly I don’t feel so fresh.”
GregMan
September 19th, 2012
“Man, these crackers sho’ do makes a fuss over a damn flag!”
BarnabyBoog
September 19th, 2012
How does that bitch husband get shit on the outside of his dingydong?
Mr.Gates
September 19th, 2012
Barry’s reward.
BarnabyBoog
September 19th, 2012
I would rather eat a whole case of Twinkies than go down on dat bitch Oboobie….
Chip Kale
September 19th, 2012
mmmmm, kale!
Noelegy
September 19th, 2012
Plain Jane said, “I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering broach.”
The broach says, “I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering Mooch.”
Mountain Dog
September 19th, 2012
Michelle loses to Mike Huckabee in the annual Be Kind To Hillbillies Day Tobacco Spitting Contest on the White House lawn.
Barf O'BiteMe
September 19th, 2012
For the second time in my adult life, I can’t stand the smell of my own farts!
even steven
September 19th, 2012
“It smells like white people.”
jbee
September 19th, 2012
That is one ugly bitch !!!!
C.
September 19th, 2012
America.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 19th, 2012
“Somebody wipe that brown shit off my mirror!”
Chieftain
September 19th, 2012
hmmmmmmm…….moist and lumpy…..
Kathryn
September 19th, 2012
So people think I’m going to eat that garbage that Let’s Move is prompting. I’m headed down for kobe steak and several glasses of my favorite vodka.
Booboolabot
September 19th, 2012
Dang! I shouldn’t have inhaled that ham in one snort!
BillyK
September 20th, 2012
Refried beans and chalupas got me gassy –not too bad– it’s my own brand