Home - by Cardigan - September 18, 2012 - 23:15 America/New_York - 104 Comments
September 18th, 2012
McKayla is not impressed.
after kissing obama after reggie left the room: “why does barry’s lips taste so awful?”
I wonder if anyone will see me snatch that piece of cheesecake.
(thought bubble) hmm. maybe I shouldn’t have had that 3rd serving of chilli fries….
How come when I give him a b.j. it tastes like shit?
Gardening is not my forte.
I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering broach.
What the Moose looks like after she receieved a right cross bitch slap from the Lady McCrotch…
Maybe I fcuked up?
High school students boycott school cafeteria over new lunch restrictions
“A lot of us are starting to get hungry even before the practice begins,” Blohm told the Journal Sentinel. “Our metabolisms are all sped up.”
NOPE! A LIBERAL WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!
I ain’t swallowin’ no matter what that queer thinks.
Ever have a side of Kobe beef stuck in your teeth?
Stirrin the B.S.
Mooch doing her best Rocky Balboa impersonation – after going 12 rounds against Apollo Creed.
“Chewing her cud”.
“Who ATE the last Tamale?”
He was wearing a fcuking John McCain t-shirt!
“They pinned my broach to my neck”!
Okay, bitches, find my wig. I told you it was going to be windy today.
“Damn, I wish it was 1979.”
“Boob Belt; Must Breath”!
Where can I spit?
F.D.R. in Hell
Holy Crap! Where are the snakes? On Air Force One?
Medusa…”having the face of a hideous human female with living venomous snakes in place of hair.”
“Does this broach make my face look pretty?”
I should never have trusted that fart. I wonder if Depends come in size “Big Ass”?
Bullshit! Nobody shaved me down and taught me to speak!
That sound that is made when you suck snot from your nose to your mouth to spit.
I’ve seen A LOT of “black women” do it.
“Rinse – repeat…rinse – repeat….I’ll never say the pledge of allegiance again…”
Mmm, me luvs to suck those ribs out from between my teeth. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit…”
September 19th, 2012
Cro-magnon gymnast not happy with the silver.
Wednesday November 7, 2012: President Elect Romney
“And it ain’t pretty.”
Cake, arugula… what’s the diff?
“I need some fresh chewing tobacco.”
I tried telling Barack he was losing Black voters ever since He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Smells like BO!
This smells like cum barack whf?
OH lawsie me this tastes like SHITE ugh.
Yep, some days you don’t feel like washing your hair OR putting on your wig…or dressing in front of a mirror.
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.
It looks like Michelle might be pregnant!
Appearently, when she pulled her tampon out, all the cotton was already picked!
Mmmph. I didn’t think it would really freeze this way.
“Hmmmmm. Broccoli and spinach on my pizza instead of my favorite pepperoni and sausage combo! Darn it.”
“I hate when I run into windows.”
Did I just fart?
eternal cracker p
Aunt Esther lost her wig:
“You old fish eyed fool”
Han Solo: “Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”
dapenguin in OIHO
damn, he really is a pansy, I think McKayla could take him.
The first rule of fight club…
“Corneleous, these humans can speak….”
The smells one gets after leaving a group of angry white unemployed men.
The smell one gets after walking past a group of white people, you know…THAT WET DOG SMELL..
VEGETABLES?!?! Who the hell thought I wanted… – ohhh… RIIIIGGGHHHTTTT…
“SHE ATE BARRY’S BALLS!!!”
Chuck U Farley
Ooooh oooo aahhh haaaa eeeee eeeekkk achaaa aaach ach.
Uh uhh waaa wa
Eeeeeeeee eeeee, uh uh.
(one half a grade below Musloid-speak)
Translation: “For the first time in my life I am proud of America”.
Sumpin’ wrong wit dat beetch.
Ughhh! Even I can smell it. Time to breakout the Summer’s Eve.
Okay,watch this….my impression of an angry, disgruntled, socialist, horse toothed, entitled lady gargling….
…. Where’s the gravatar I just spent 11/2 hours setting up…..
“Does this broach make my face look fat?”
” I AM Barry’s balls!”
Halloween IS fast approaching…..
I can’t stop….. What in the hell caused that mug to be transfigured into that grotesque shape, seriously. The dem’s are all trolls and newts….
Where’s my gravatar DAMMIT…..
I’m going to git that sucka right after I chow down dis bag of Snickers!
Why is no one interested in MY topless pictures taken in France except for ZOOtoday and PETA illustrated?
One beautiful women….so the MSM says. What a barker!!!
Snowball the Sourpuss
Michelle samples the new school lunch menu.
do farts have lumps?
DAMN ! … That ‘honkie’ Romney just revealed our 47 % re-election strategy !
Need to remind Valerie again to douche first.
Spit or Swallow ?
I’m trying to finish chewin my Chick Fil A and there’s all these camera guys tryin to make me choke.
I have two captions to report. Both reflect reality.
The captions are:
Where’s my hourly hamburger?
Barack, You taste like The Usurper of Republican Democracy!
The words are capitalized for a purpose.
Yikes! I just got a whiff of something that smells like Barry’s nutsack after some one-on-one in August!”
Dippin my head in a bucket of warm steaming hippopotamus shit sure is a lot quicker than puttin on make up. Tastes kind of like kissing the president. I normally try to avoid his lips.
I am Sasquatch hear me roar !
Boobie the Rocket Dog
“So that’s what they call The Bible?”
Yes, lemons will be the new state approved cafeteria snack.
This flying coach with the masses sucks.
She done got a taste of the sh*t sammich her husband’s been feeding everyone.
I've had enough
Ooowee! I gots to remember me not to leave the peanut butter and jelly sammich in my britches. Gettin awful squishy in dere.
Moochelle turns up her nose at America again.
Is that K-Y jelly I smell. Reggie Love must be visiting Barry again.
Moosh’s attempt for Talk Like A Pirate Day was unfortunately caught on camera.
“Suddenly I don’t feel so fresh.”
“Man, these crackers sho’ do makes a fuss over a damn flag!”
How does that bitch husband get shit on the outside of his dingydong?
I would rather eat a whole case of Twinkies than go down on dat bitch Oboobie….
Plain Jane said, “I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering broach.”
The broach says, “I’m wearing an ugly, unflattering Mooch.”
Michelle loses to Mike Huckabee in the annual Be Kind To Hillbillies Day Tobacco Spitting Contest on the White House lawn.
For the second time in my adult life, I can’t stand the smell of my own farts!
“It smells like white people.”
That is one ugly bitch !!!!
“Somebody wipe that brown shit off my mirror!”
hmmmmmmm…….moist and lumpy…..
So people think I’m going to eat that garbage that Let’s Move is prompting. I’m headed down for kobe steak and several glasses of my favorite vodka.
Dang! I shouldn’t have inhaled that ham in one snort!
September 20th, 2012
Refried beans and chalupas got me gassy –not too bad– it’s my own brand
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