From their Chicago Teacher’s Strike story:

Striking Chicago teachers fear that once they approve a new contract with the school district and end their strike, Mayor Rahm Emanuel will go ahead with dozens of school closings because of falling enrollment and poor academic performance.

Let’s see! You’re not getting the job done now. You want more money to do the same crappy job so you advertise yourself with a general strike (work stoppage). Fewer students attend because more are figuring out they’re not learning anything from you anyway. The gov’t is bankrupt (mostly due to your union) and they need to cut back. I wonder what system failure sticks out like a sore thumb?

Schmucks.

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The guy is obviously a needle-dick.

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Joe Biden takes things literally too. Where is Joe?

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He’s just trying to be a good devout musloid so the moon-god doesn’t send him to hell….

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But what about the duck? Was her doctor a quack?

Holy Mecca! Now I’m going to have to add a live unplucked poultry department to all 57 al-Mart stores. This shit just keeps adding up!

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Is that even anatomically possible? I mean, even for a needledick?

Quick, someone ask a demonrat. They should know. Every last one of them is a frikkin’ degenerate.

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Maybe he was trying to get a little beak!

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@Chuck U Farley

I came into work unexpectedly one weekend and caught the weekend crew watching ‘Barnyard Delights’ (or something along those lines). Months later the news reported that it had been filmed in rural Virginia, numerous types of animals were molested, and everyone involved was being prosecuted for bestiality and pornography. You ever see something and your brain just can’t process it or make any type of sense out of it? I’ll never forget the maybe 10 seconds I saw of that chicken being raped before they turned the video off.

So yes it’s possible.

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Thanks, BigFurHat, and all the iOTW friends for giving BatshitCrazyNews a terrific first day!

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@Chuck U Farley: According to a recent post at HillBuzz, which compiles some recollections of people who had changed clothes in the same room as Obama at the gym before he was famous, and the recollections of also Larry Sinclair who saw teh won up close and personal, Barry has a teeny weenie. Also, he wears dingy stained “tighty whities”. Ugh.

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The duck deserved it for not wearing a burka. How can a small dicked subhuman, i.e., a muslim, be expected to resist any animal’s orifices? Allah made him that way!

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If he had raped a goat they would have stoned him for adultery . . . Don’t ever have a conjugal visit with another muslims goat.

“Boy you gotta purty mouth . . . now quack like a duck.

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