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10 Arab Spring™ Stories You Won’t Be Reading in Vintage Media

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10Hezbollah Leader Comes Out of Hiding, Rallies 500,000 Terror Supporters Against Nobel Peace Prize Winner: Hassan Nasrallah, leader of the vicious terror group Hezbollah, hadn’t been seen in public since December 2011. The Arab Spring prompted him to pop out of his hole today and he led a rally of half a million Hezbollah members and terror supporters in Beirut. Their mission? To exterminate the United States and Israel.

9While the Middle East erupted, President Obama watched a whole lot of football this weekend: According to White House press reporter Amy Gardner, the President watched “a [whole] lot of football“.

8And he pretends he’s going to work on Saturdays and instead watches ‘Homeland’: “While Michelle and the two girls go play tennis on Saturday afternoons, I go in the Oval Office, pretend I’m going to work, and then I switch on ‘Homeland.’”

Between the football, the Homeland, the golf, Letterman, Jay-Z, Beyonce and other fundraisers, it’s a wonder he has any time for intelligence or economic briefings. Oh, you say hedoesn’t have time for those? Gotcha.

7Oops. Former DNC Head Crazy Howard Dean Admits Obama at Fault for Rupturing Alliance With Israel: In an interview, Howard Dean accidentally blurted out the truth:

Because it’s incredibly foolish for one of our critical allies to make that relationship worse. My guess is the personal relationship between Netanyahu and President Obama is not all that good. I think most of that has to do with President Obama. If you look back at our relationship with Israel, which is historically incredibly strong and remains strong, this is really a personality problem.

After the usual cattle-prod and taser treatment, Cory Booker-style, Dean appeared in a hostage video walking back his statement.

6Mitt Romney is not getting the intelligence briefings his predecessors received.

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  1. Troy

    September 18th, 2012

    I think during the first debate Mitt Romney needs to bring wheel-barrows full of cash out and dump it on the stage. Then say, “hey, asshole, this is what I paid in taxes last year”. Then wheel out another barrow full and say, “hey, dickhead, this is what I gave to charity last year”…So suck it!

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  2. scribble

    September 18th, 2012

    Each one of these “Arab Spring Stories” would be a major scandal during a Republican administration. With obama they’re amusements.

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  3. Refugiado Indisciplinado

    September 18th, 2012

    I think the answer to #6 might be that they don’t want Romney to have access to more intelligence information than 0bama, since 0bamo likes to miss the briefings.

    #5 – 0bama would start up sharia law and burn the Constitution and Bill of Rights if he were to get his desired lifetime dictatorship.

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  4. Grandpa

    September 18th, 2012

    ….”Because we’re leading around the world, people have a new attitude toward America; There’s more confidence in our leadership. We see it everywhere we go.”….

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/obama-declares-new-era-of-american-foreign-policy/article/2502924?custom_click=rss

    Um, this EXACT quote was July 23rd, less than 2 months before 9/11/12. Will someone please use it against him. Please.

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  5. sNACK

    September 18th, 2012

    “Obama Regime considering release of the Blind Sheikh, convicted terrorist and mastermind of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing attack”

    http://www.barenakedislam.com/

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 18th, 2012

    “… and YOURS, Dave?”

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