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Administration’s Tough Immigration Laws
From Deep Underground at Missile Command
Firing the heat seeking missile of common sense
1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
2. All ballots will be in this nation’s language.
3. All government business will be conducted in our language.
4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.
6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, No food stamps, No health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.
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simply enraged
September 16th, 2012
You forgot #7: None of this common sense will EVER happen as long as democrats control any branch of any level of government.
NorthernX
September 16th, 2012
I’m sure all those points are the law in most countries…except for yours, that is.
Nutjob
September 16th, 2012
Problem is Hispanics can’t read these laws.
Dr. Tar
September 16th, 2012
I guess I won’t be making a “run for the border” anytime soon.
Too bad seeing how close this country is to collapse. Maybe Canada is as goffy on illegal immigration as we are.
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 16th, 2012
OK – I’ll read more but it isn’t here, is it?
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 16th, 2012
See, I was right.
Unruly Refugee
September 16th, 2012
I’m moving to the mountains of Mexico to find a dark eyed senorita to cook for me and teach me to speak Spanish.
They have laws that are much, much, superior to ours.
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 16th, 2012
@ Unruly Refugee – And they enforce them, unless you can bribe your way out.
Unruly Refugee
September 16th, 2012
@FreeMan
Last time I was there in the 80′s you could hand a cop a $20 with your driver’s license when he asked for it, and just go about your merry way.
If I can find a place away from the cartels, it is an option I am pondering.