Home - by BigFurHat - September 15, 2012 - 22:00 America/New_York - 41 Comments
Wanna see the worthless crap I’m selling?
September 15th, 2012
Great place to find a good deal on a new bong.
This afternoon I ripped an Obama 2012 magnet off a car and tore it in half.
I consider that therapy.
Felt much better.
Mr. Gates, imagine the choom party that asshole will have if he wins again.
They have defiled even the holy lava lamp, icon of all American kitsch.
That’s it, assholes-
THIS IS WAR!
Troy, But would we notice any difference?
I didnt see any obama toilet paper. Was it all used up or did Troy buy it all?
eternal cracker p
Pretty sure I’ve seen this skank before. I goto “yard sales” every Saturday and pick up items worth multi-hundreds-$$$ from unsuspecting Obama praisers for between $1 and $15 and sell that shit on eGay for nice profit. I love Obama sellers cause they have no fuscking clue!!!
@Mr.Gates, please rephrase that to USED bong; unlikely you’ll find a new one at camp Obama.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
I still have a couple of tins of those “Disappoint-MINTS.”
Obama breath mints?
Semen flavor, probably.
Whar’s the good schwag anyways? Candles made out of the bottom of His Soles would fscking rake in the dough. Teh shoes themselves, not so much, eh..
@eternal cracker p – yeh, “used” crossed my mind. But they’re probably VERY attached to them! New, I assume, are made in China.
Geez… I thought that bottom one was a SEX TOY!
But I see it’s actually a lava lamp… I think…
@Mr.Gates, dude, I didn’t even know you could call it a bong if it hasn’t been used.. I mean like what if it has a leak?
I refuse to give up my Obama urinal piss target!
99th Squad Leader
Socialism at it’s best! Idiots making sacrifices for a tyrant.
He’s taken everything else including our freedom. Now he wants our junk.
I honestly thought this was one of your joke posts.
At 1:50 – steal your neighbors stuff to sell for obama. Classic!
@eternal cracker p – Guess I’m not up to speed on the drug lore. I thought if something leaks they just call it Barack.
That video was satire, right?
It was satire.(had to be)
Yard sales to stop rich Republicans: that is a humorous, funny joke full of wry and dry wit to make us laugh at silly progressives, wasn’t it?
It had to be done to mock the morons who vote for the Zero, to make them look like the naive fools that they are.
Please tell me it was satire.
it wasn’t satire, jwm. they really are that stupid.
My head hurts. I’m going to bed.
Chuck U Farley
Lava lamp? I thought it was an official Man Country butt-plug!
The comments were great! Here is one of them from sguenther51: “I was going to donate an item to the yard sale but, out of habit, I flushed before I could retrieve it…..”
Next up: “Obama’s National Blood Drive”. Sell your blood* and donate the proceeds to the Obama Campaign!
(*–may substitute hair, kidney, cornea, etc. at donee’s discretion)
rats: “donor’s” discretion…
…or perhaps both could be correct?
Stranded in Sonoma
A waffle iron. Waffle. How appropriate. First he’s a muslim, then he’s a Christian. First he was born in Kenya, then in Hawai’i. No taxes on anyone that makes under $250K a year, then he passes ObamaTax.
A waffle iron. Perfect!
September 16th, 2012
The Yard Sale President. Perfect.
I’ll take a case of clay pigeons, box of toilet paper, and if you have any burning korans with his face on them I’ll have a dozen of those.
Can I pay with food stamps?
I hate the “evil powerful companies” schtick these stupid leftists always throw out there. The companies that made the Mac, the iphone, the waffle iron, all the stuff in the nice homes featured in the stupid campaign ad. Well, let’s see now. The powerful companies are only bad if they donate to Republicans.
22 -23 Sept? Dumb Asses, it’s too far along in the month. Any disposable gumment income, has already been spent. If ya waited a week. Da people would have a fresh influx of cheese to spend.
Couldn’t the lazy bastards just get a job and donate their hard earned dollars like republicans do?
(I know, stupid question)
Hurry! Get yours before Chrissie Matthews buys them all up.
I’ve got a whole catalog of Mitt Romney schlock and he hasn’t even been elected yet. Before the convention I received offers for raffle tickets to ride with Mitt, dine with Mitt, etc.
Something tells me the same outfit is running the merch angle for both campaigns.
My back yard is empty….does that help?
Remember those Nixon watches with the beady eyes moving back and forth? They are worth a lot of $$ now. Don’t be too quick to sell all that Obama junk off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iKTY3JXngs
Czar of Defenestration
It’s the soft psychology of participation. Since they can’t get the hoopla from the brain dead college kiddies THIS year like in 2008, they’re VERY CLEVER to do this.
Yeah. I’m saying the technique is good.
ROMNEY NEEDS TO DO SH!T LIKE THIS.
No, it doesn’t have to be that tacky or desperate, but getting the otherwise-non-active, non-political sort involved in a ROMNEY ACTIVITY (e.g. bake sale?).
WHY am I *so* pissed off about this? Well, last week, the Czarina and I went around “polling/canvassing” for Romney in a neighboring town.
[REMEMBER, it's mid-Septemder, and early voting, which makes up 70% of all Florida votes, STARTS OCT. 3]
WHAT WAS THE OUTREACH?!? Ask two questions:
1) What do you thing of the Obama Presidency, and
2) If the election were held today, who would you vote for.
*FAIL*!!! How about selling people on Romney or highlighting Obama’s failures?!?
“Oh nooooo, we want to keep it positive.”
FUCK POSITIVE. TRY WINNING FOR ONCE!!!
I that an Obama bobble-head in your pocket or are you just a freakin’ moron?!!
I think I’ll have a garage sale and sell all my junk to my lefty neighbors and send the proceeds to Romney.
This is a smart move, which Romney needs to emulate. It’s called Soft Participation, targeted at the usually-non-political, non-active citizens who can be persuaded to vote.
Better they vote for ROMNEY though, right?!?
Romney would be smart to COUNTER-offer that citizens arrange a weekend (why NOT on the same weekend?!?) of
* Bake Sales for Romney
* Lemonade Stands for Romney
(yes, even) * Bingo days/nights for Romney
They don’t need to do anything other than ANNOUNCE it
(remember National Empty Chair Day?!?).
Even getting Romney t-shirts into the hands of volunteer groups of people to wear while walking around shopping malls for a couple of hours every weekend could help Romney’s visibility and possibly interest otherwise non-active citizens.
what did someone post last week:
when the government deals your weed,
all you’ll get are stems and seeds
simple, rhymes, can it get into the heads of the potheads?? gotta relate to all the voters – look how easy they’re swaywd with bullshit or the promise of free shit
how many were swayed by that evil one-percenter, lying bastard, lefty smear merchant , bill moyers:
In your guts, You know he’s nuts
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