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Wanna see the worthless crap I’m selling?


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  1. Mr.Gates

    September 15th, 2012

    Great place to find a good deal on a new bong.

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  2. Troy

    September 15th, 2012

    This afternoon I ripped an Obama 2012 magnet off a car and tore it in half.
    I consider that therapy.
    Felt much better.

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  3. Troy

    September 15th, 2012

    Mr. Gates, imagine the choom party that asshole will have if he wins again.
    I shudder…

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  4. jwm

    September 15th, 2012

    They have defiled even the holy lava lamp, icon of all American kitsch.
    That’s it, assholes-
    THIS IS WAR!

    JWM

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  5. Mr.Gates

    September 15th, 2012

    Troy, But would we notice any difference?

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  6. CharlieWalksonWater

    September 15th, 2012

    I didnt see any obama toilet paper. Was it all used up or did Troy buy it all?

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  7. eternal cracker p

    September 15th, 2012

    Pretty sure I’ve seen this skank before. I goto “yard sales” every Saturday and pick up items worth multi-hundreds-$$$ from unsuspecting Obama praisers for between $1 and $15 and sell that shit on eGay for nice profit. I love Obama sellers cause they have no fuscking clue!!!

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  8. eternal cracker p

    September 15th, 2012

    @Mr.Gates, please rephrase that to USED bong; unlikely you’ll find a new one at camp Obama.

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 15th, 2012

    I still have a couple of tins of those “Disappoint-MINTS.”

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  10. jwm

    September 15th, 2012

    Obama breath mints?

    Semen flavor, probably.

    JWM

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  11. eternal cracker p

    September 15th, 2012

    Whar’s the good schwag anyways? Candles made out of the bottom of His Soles would fscking rake in the dough. Teh shoes themselves, not so much, eh..

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  12. Mr.Gates

    September 15th, 2012

    @eternal cracker p – yeh, “used” crossed my mind. But they’re probably VERY attached to them! New, I assume, are made in China.

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  13. Bob M.

    September 15th, 2012

    Geez… I thought that bottom one was a SEX TOY! :-o

    But I see it’s actually a lava lamp… I think… :oops:

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  14. eternal cracker p

    September 15th, 2012

    @Mr.Gates, dude, I didn’t even know you could call it a bong if it hasn’t been used.. I mean like what if it has a leak?

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  15. michellesbigbeaver

    September 15th, 2012

    I refuse to give up my Obama urinal piss target!

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  16. 99th Squad Leader

    September 15th, 2012

    Socialism at it’s best! Idiots making sacrifices for a tyrant.

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  17. marleenna1959

    September 15th, 2012

    He’s taken everything else including our freedom. Now he wants our junk.

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  18. Jethro

    September 15th, 2012

    BFH
    I honestly thought this was one of your joke posts.

    At 1:50 – steal your neighbors stuff to sell for obama. Classic!

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  19. Mr.Gates

    September 15th, 2012

    @eternal cracker p – Guess I’m not up to speed on the drug lore. I thought if something leaks they just call it Barack.

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  20. jwm

    September 15th, 2012

    That video was satire, right?

    It was satire.(had to be)

    Yard sales to stop rich Republicans: that is a humorous, funny joke full of wry and dry wit to make us laugh at silly progressives, wasn’t it?

    WASN’T IT?

    It had to be done to mock the morons who vote for the Zero, to make them look like the naive fools that they are.
    Please tell me it was satire.

    it wasn’t satire, jwm. they really are that stupid.

    My head hurts. I’m going to bed.

    JWM

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  21. Chuck U Farley

    September 15th, 2012

    Lava lamp? I thought it was an official Man Country butt-plug!

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  22. michellesbigbeaver

    September 15th, 2012

    The comments were great! Here is one of them from sguenther51: “I was going to donate an item to the yard sale but, out of habit, I flushed before I could retrieve it…..”

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  23. MaryfromMarin

    September 15th, 2012

    Next up: “Obama’s National Blood Drive”. Sell your blood* and donate the proceeds to the Obama Campaign!

    (*–may substitute hair, kidney, cornea, etc. at donee’s discretion)

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  24. MaryfromMarin

    September 15th, 2012

    rats: “donor’s” discretion…

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  25. MaryfromMarin

    September 15th, 2012

    …or perhaps both could be correct?

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 15th, 2012

    A waffle iron. Waffle. How appropriate. First he’s a muslim, then he’s a Christian. First he was born in Kenya, then in Hawai’i. No taxes on anyone that makes under $250K a year, then he passes ObamaTax.

    A waffle iron. Perfect!

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  27. conservative cowgirl

    September 16th, 2012

    The Yard Sale President. Perfect.

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  28. Refugiado Indisciplinado

    September 16th, 2012

    I’ll take a case of clay pigeons, box of toilet paper, and if you have any burning korans with his face on them I’ll have a dozen of those.

    Can I pay with food stamps?

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  29. conservative cowgirl

    September 16th, 2012

    I hate the “evil powerful companies” schtick these stupid leftists always throw out there. The companies that made the Mac, the iphone, the waffle iron, all the stuff in the nice homes featured in the stupid campaign ad. Well, let’s see now. The powerful companies are only bad if they donate to Republicans.

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  30. cfm990

    September 16th, 2012

    22 -23 Sept? Dumb Asses, it’s too far along in the month. Any disposable gumment income, has already been spent. If ya waited a week. Da people would have a fresh influx of cheese to spend.

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  31. Refugiado Indisciplinado

    September 16th, 2012

    Couldn’t the lazy bastards just get a job and donate their hard earned dollars like republicans do?

    (I know, stupid question)

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  32. rocksandbroncs

    September 16th, 2012

    Hurry! Get yours before Chrissie Matthews buys them all up.

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  33. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 16th, 2012

    I’ve got a whole catalog of Mitt Romney schlock and he hasn’t even been elected yet. Before the convention I received offers for raffle tickets to ride with Mitt, dine with Mitt, etc.

    Something tells me the same outfit is running the merch angle for both campaigns.

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  34. Unneutral

    September 16th, 2012

    My back yard is empty….does that help?

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  35. Frosteetoes

    September 16th, 2012

    Remember those Nixon watches with the beady eyes moving back and forth? They are worth a lot of $$ now. Don’t be too quick to sell all that Obama junk off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iKTY3JXngs

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  36. Czar of Defenestration

    September 16th, 2012

    It’s the soft psychology of participation. Since they can’t get the hoopla from the brain dead college kiddies THIS year like in 2008, they’re VERY CLEVER to do this.

    Yeah. I’m saying the technique is good.
    ROMNEY NEEDS TO DO SH!T LIKE THIS.

    No, it doesn’t have to be that tacky or desperate, but getting the otherwise-non-active, non-political sort involved in a ROMNEY ACTIVITY (e.g. bake sale?).

    WHY am I *so* pissed off about this? Well, last week, the Czarina and I went around “polling/canvassing” for Romney in a neighboring town.
    [REMEMBER, it's mid-Septemder, and early voting, which makes up 70% of all Florida votes, STARTS OCT. 3]

    WHAT WAS THE OUTREACH?!? Ask two questions:
    1) What do you thing of the Obama Presidency, and
    2) If the election were held today, who would you vote for.

    *FAIL*!!! How about selling people on Romney or highlighting Obama’s failures?!?

    “Oh nooooo, we want to keep it positive.”
    FUCK POSITIVE. TRY WINNING FOR ONCE!!!

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  37. Billy Fuster

    September 16th, 2012

    I that an Obama bobble-head in your pocket or are you just a freakin’ moron?!!

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  38. AbigailAdams

    September 16th, 2012

    Operations Chaos.

    I think I’ll have a garage sale and sell all my junk to my lefty neighbors and send the proceeds to Romney.

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  39. Czar of Defenestration

    September 16th, 2012

    This is a smart move, which Romney needs to emulate. It’s called Soft Participation, targeted at the usually-non-political, non-active citizens who can be persuaded to vote.

    Better they vote for ROMNEY though, right?!?

    Romney would be smart to COUNTER-offer that citizens arrange a weekend (why NOT on the same weekend?!?) of

    * Bake Sales for Romney
    * Lemonade Stands for Romney
    (yes, even)     * Bingo days/nights for Romney

    They don’t need to do anything other than ANNOUNCE it
    (remember National Empty Chair Day?!?).

    Even getting Romney t-shirts into the hands of volunteer groups of people to wear while walking around shopping malls for a couple of hours every weekend could help Romney’s visibility and possibly interest otherwise non-active citizens.

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  40. Czar of Defenestration

    September 16th, 2012

    Ooh…Abigail…that’s…EXXXXXXXCELLENT!!!

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  41. vinnie f

    September 16th, 2012

    what did someone post last week:

    when the government deals your weed,
    all you’ll get are stems and seeds

    simple, rhymes, can it get into the heads of the potheads?? gotta relate to all the voters – look how easy they’re swaywd with bullshit or the promise of free shit

    how many were swayed by that evil one-percenter, lying bastard, lefty smear merchant , bill moyers:

    In your guts, You know he’s nuts

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