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  1. bitterclinger

    September 15th, 2012

    This would make a good campaign commercial. Voicemail menus are annoying enough, but listening to the above would make the head want to explode.

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  2. old_oaks

    September 15th, 2012

    It’s a good thing you post stuff from facebook, otherwise I would never see it.

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  3. Diann

    September 15th, 2012

    “For Spanish, please hold, we will be with you immediately.”
    “For English, please call back”

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  4. spymyeyes

    September 15th, 2012

    I love it!

    It sums up four years of inhumane treatment under a dick-tater like Obummer perfectly!

    I would have replaced #2 with:

    If you are a muslim in need of an american jihadi target or need to contact C.A.I.R.

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  5. Bob M.

    September 15th, 2012

    DON’T call us – we WON’T call YOU! :oops:

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  6. FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation

    September 15th, 2012

    The NSA will be recording this call for training and quality assurance; they know where you live.

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  7. Nutjob

    September 15th, 2012

    What about a jihadists option? Or call to prayer?
    This is racism.

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  8. Gener al-Ripper

    September 15th, 2012

    Diann & Freeman – exactly!

    I thought it would be “Press Uno para Espanol, Press 2 for Arabic Muezzin Call To prayer, Press 3 for English, the language of our opressors”

    Gener al-Ripper
    founder & owner of al-Mart, the one stop shop for all your violent Moozlum protest needs. We’re declaring a fatwah on high prices!

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  9. Peace Keepers Being Attacked, Where’s The MSM? « Mcnorman's Weblog

    September 15th, 2012

    [...] Found on FB [...]

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  10. Will Profit

    September 15th, 2012

    Press 911 to report family members, neighbors and friends who has openly dared to speak critically of Obama. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! Call in the next five minutes and report these dissidents in real time with our guest operator Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Atty General Eric Holder will randomly select calls to be monitored and will file civil rights violation lawsuits against your family, neighbors and friends he deems to be racist. HURRY! Offer expires November 6, 2012.

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  11. Troy

    September 15th, 2012

    Press 10 for race card application

    Press 11 for most recent “you didn’t build that” allegory

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  12. MAJ Mike

    September 15th, 2012

    They’re the sorriest administraion I’ve experienced in my 62 years in this vale of tears.

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