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UPI

A Pakistani man with a 30-inch mustache said he moved to Peshawar from his native town in the Khyber Agency after Islamic militants shaved him.

Malik Ameer Muhammad Afridi told The Express Tribune of Karachi his mustache has made him a minor celebrity in Peshawar. He said strangers have even let him get in line first.

Afridi, 47, who operates an electronics business, spends 30 minutes a day grooming his mustache. He sports thick hair in a straight line from his mouth that tapers into thin points curling up to his forehead on both sides.

“My mustache style is unique,” he said. “It has made my tribesmen proud as no one in Pakistan has such a mustache.”

But in Bara, his hometown, the mustache angered members of Lashkar-e-Islaami. They arrested him, took him to a cleric who confirmed their belief the mustache was not in accordance with Islamic law and then shaved him at gunpoint.

He has not been back to Bara for four years.

» 19 Comments

  1. MAJ Mike

    September 13th, 2012

    The Religion of the Perpetually Pissed Off covers itself in glory once again. Remember, kids, this is the Lib-Cong’s favorite religion.

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  2. Noodengr

    September 13th, 2012

    When some muslims do something that actually humanly makes sense please post it.
    I swear these backward lowlifes cannot do anything positive if their lives depended on it.

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  3. Anonymous

    September 13th, 2012

    He’s lucky they didn’t give him the infamous
    islamic neck shave in the public square. What
    doesn’t offend these pukes?

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  4. GregMan

    September 13th, 2012

    Kill him! For Allah! And then the U.S. will apologize for mustaches!

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  5. Bloodless Coup

    September 13th, 2012

    “Reuters News Clip Captures Obama In Kenya Saying: I’m So Proud To Come Back Home”

    http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/reuters-news-clip-captures-obama-in.html

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  6. Bloodless Coup

    September 13th, 2012

    The cover up continues…

    “Israeli Science Website Scrubs Article Claiming Obama Birth Certificate Forgery”

    http://dprogram.net/2012/09/12/israeli-science-website-scrubs-article-claiming-obama-birth-certificate-forgery/

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  7. Brooke

    September 13th, 2012

    What? Did they run out of women to stone that day?

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 13th, 2012

    Problem, ol’ man: you seek out attention and it will arrive. The sumbitches WILL FIND YOU, dumbass.

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  9. Billy Fuster

    September 13th, 2012

    I spend an hour a day grooming my pubic hair. My countrymen are very very proud of me as I have pubic hair like no one else in all of America!

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  10. Frosteetoes

    September 13th, 2012

    No one can have a larger mustache than the imams wife, no one.

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  11. Tim

    September 13th, 2012

    Is there anything that DOESN’T piss the ragheads off?

    “And I stood upon a fiery sea of glass … what used to be RagHeadiStan …”

    Let’s see if that pisses em off.

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  12. Hybrid Lemon

    September 13th, 2012

    If you think that’s bad, wait ’til you see his butt.

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  13. Uncle Dirt

    September 13th, 2012

    What else would expect from a SICK culture that allows-no-demands murder of female family members in the name of honor?

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  14. Anonymous

    September 13th, 2012

    @frosteetoes, that avatar is perfect! Bacon
    be upon you!

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  15. Plain Jane

    September 13th, 2012

    Bet the muzzie women could do the same with their pit hair.

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  16. Plain Jane

    September 13th, 2012

    Frosteetoes, didn’t see your comment until after I posted. No intention to go in similar direction or copy. Sorry.

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  17. Bungholio

    September 13th, 2012

    I am starting to see what these creeps have in common with the libtards- perpetually pissed off and offended, they want to stick their nose into everybody elses life and tell them how to live, yet they can’t even run their own lives. Libtards want to take us back a thousand years, muzztards are already there! Both groups defend pedos… Etc

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  18. Mountain Dog

    September 14th, 2012

    Cat have long whiskers so they won’t make fools of themselves by entering a hole too small for their head to fit in.
    Maybe this guy lives in a small cave?

    If you want to shave somebody at gunpoint, grab a dull pair of sheep shears and shave that muslim son of a bitch we are waiting to hang for the Fort Hood shootings.

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  19. Mountain Dog

    September 14th, 2012

    ^Cats

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