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Weird Carter ——> Obama Connections
Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama both have 11 letters in their names.
Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer, Barack Obama’s head is shaped like a peanut.
Both their wive’s first names have 8 letters.
Carter had a drunken brother, Obama had a drunken father.
Carter and Obama both played on their high school basketball team.
Carter was first elected to the state senate the year Obama was born – 1961
Carter is the only president ever to be interviewed by Playboy Magazine- Obama is the only president to read Playgirl Magazine.
Carter beat Ford – Ford Motor Company beat Obama
Carter’s Veep’s middle name was Fritz. Obama’s Veep’s middle brain is on the fritz.
Mondale has 7 letters- Joe thinks that his last name has 7 letters.
Carter was born in Plains, Georgia. Obama was born in the plains of Kenya.
Carter was known for his big teeth. Obama is known for his big ears.
Carter boycotted the Olympics – The Olympics boycotted Obama.
Both won a peace prize while allowing Ayatollahs to foment extreme violence.
Both have voices that, if it were possible, you’d want to punch.
Barack’s mother had a man’s name, Carter’s mother had a man’s face.
Carter is a pacifist. Obama is a bump-a-fist.
Carter’s wife was born in the Bible belt. Obama’s wife was born with a boob belt.
Carter’s wife’s measurements were 34-23-34 – So are Obama’s.
Diann
September 12th, 2012
Diann hated Carter’s ugly-ass face ———> Diann hates Obama’s ugly-ass face
Ooooo, that is creepy.
Birdie Num Num
September 12th, 2012
Well done.
Birdie Num Num
September 12th, 2012
“Both have voices that, if it were possible, you’d want to punch.”
I’m being absolutely serious:Seeing that f****** face ,even in a still photo ,actually makes me nauseous.
Tim
September 12th, 2012
It’s eerie and uncanny – almost mystical!
Sorta like that Polk/Pierce stuff.
Or was that Adams/Hoover?
cfm990
September 12th, 2012
Carter owned a mule, that could pull a plow. Obama married one.
Stirrin the B.S.
September 12th, 2012
Obama has a drunken brother too – George.
just plain bob
September 12th, 2012
Carters wife hung around with John Wayne Gacy; Barrie and the wookie hang around with Bill Ayers
Birdie Num Num
September 12th, 2012
Carter fought a rabbit.
Obama is an asshole.
Amazing!!!
Hawaiian
September 12th, 2012
They’re both pussies.
Stirrin the B.S.
September 12th, 2012
And in two months they will both be one term presidents. Best connection EVVAH!
Mountain Dog
September 12th, 2012
They don’t have one testicle between them.
0bama’s nose fits perfectly in the crack of Jimmahs arse.
Stirrin the B.S.
September 12th, 2012
Carter’s initials are JC – Obumphuk thinks he’s JC.
sig94
September 12th, 2012
As a Naval Officer, Jimmy Carter went down in submarines. As a Man’s Country member, Obama just went down.
As a boy, Jimmy Carter would walk into the middle of a peanut field to take a piss. As President, Obama walked on to the middle of the US Constitution to take a piss.
Chuck O
September 12th, 2012
J.C. travels the globe to bash the U.S.
B.O. traveled the globe to apologize for the U.S.
Mountain Dog
September 12th, 2012
Carter’s brother Billy Bob was an embarrassment to the president.
0bama and his family are an embarrassment to America.
Roadmaster
September 12th, 2012
Ya just can’t make this stuff up, huh?
Mountain Dog
September 12th, 2012
The Iranians knew that Carter was a punk, and so the hostages were not freed until Ronald Reagan defeated him.
The Iranians know that 0bama is on their side, and so we the American hostages won’t be freed until Romney defeats 0bama.
mmm
September 12th, 2012
Jimmy/Peanuts
Barry/ACORN
Both worked with nuts.
mizdoolally
September 12th, 2012
I’ve been laughing so hard at this AND the replies…that I couldn’t get my breath for a good while. God I needed that!
But let me say this: The deeds of the Libyans and the Egyptians this day tell me for sure that they fully expect Romney to win. They pulled this off on O’s watch to as to get some breathing room before he moves out of the White House.
What a sorry bunch the progressives are!
mizdoolally
September 12th, 2012
Sorry and goofy typo. “watch SO as to get some”
Chalupa
September 12th, 2012
Carter had hemorrhoids
Obama is a hemorrhoid.
Stranded in Sonoma
September 12th, 2012
The Iranians had hold of Carter’s balls.
Reggie has hold of 0bama’s ears.
Abby Normal Dude
September 12th, 2012
Carter was defeated by Reagan
Obama will be defeated by the spirit of Reagan
jclady
September 12th, 2012
Jimmy created onerous departments.
Obama is onerous.
Unneutral
September 12th, 2012
If Carter had a black son he’d look just like Obama.
Hotlanta Mike
September 12th, 2012
Jimmy Carter was leading Ronald Reagan in the national polls at this time leading up to the 1980 election.
At this time Obama is leading Romney in the national polls leading up to the 2012 election.
Hotlanta Mike
September 12th, 2012
Jimmy carter told us to wear sweaters and turn down the thermostat, and Obama told us to inflate our tires and get regular tune-ups for our vehicles.
DJR
September 12th, 2012
Carter grew up on a peanut farm and became president and sometimes preaches at the local churc… Obama is a marxist asshole.
the aardvark
September 12th, 2012
Jimmah wrote a book called Why Not The Best, the book written about Barry will be called I Am The Worst.
Carlos The Jackal
September 12th, 2012
Carter had dogs on his farm,
obama dined on dog at his madrassa
sTevo
September 12th, 2012
Carter studied Atom Splitting
OBama studied Country Splitting
mkultra
September 13th, 2012
Carter was a farmer.
Farmers own cows.
Cows are stupid.
Obama is stupid.
mkultra
September 13th, 2012
Carter was a farmer.
Farmers own cows.
Cows are fat.
Obama married a fat cow.
Menderman
September 13th, 2012
Obama sucks ass at presidenting
Carter sucked ass at presidenting
sorry, that’s all I got for a pair of ass suckers…
mkultra
September 13th, 2012
Islam handed Carter his ass.
Islam handed Obama his ass.
mkultra
September 13th, 2012
Carter’s Secretary of State was named after a fish.
Obama’s Secretary of State smells like a fish.
HardyBrooks
September 13th, 2012
Carter has runny shit for brains from eating peanuts
Maobambisiah mucputtputtsalot has runny shit for brains from sucking Man country patrons dry
HardyBrooks
September 13th, 2012
The closest Carter ever had to having balls was watching Billy take a piss outside the Whitehouse
Maobambisiah mcputtputtsalot has always had his hands full of other men’s balls
Annie
September 13th, 2012
Carter had solar panels on the roof of the W.H
Obama had Solyndra….
96Sunflowers
September 13th, 2012
Obama said corpseman.
Carter looks like a corpse.