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A Missouri man shot and killed his uncle in an apparent dispute over some pork, police said.
John Cunningham, 43, of Jennings, Mo., near St. Louis, used a shotgun to kill Lessie E. Lowe, 44. Police said the two began arguing early Monday over the proper term for the pork — Cunningham said they were pork steaks, Lowe disagreed calling them pork chops.
The dispute became physical and the two men were separated, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported.
Cunningham, who police noted had been correct about the pork steaks, went to another part of the home, grabbed the shotgun and blasted his uncle, fatally wounding Lowe, officials said.
Cunningham was charged with first-degree murder.
Mountain Dog
September 12th, 2012
We used to just throw food when we had food fights.
Nutjob
September 12th, 2012
Good thing public schools and liberalism taught minorities to fight and kill for what they believe in.
Stirrin the B.S.
September 12th, 2012
I grew up in St. Louis and there is absolutely no mistaking the difference between pork steaks and pork chops.
When you grill pork steaks it’s done slowly over low heat, all the while consuming your favorite adult beverage. So most likely these two had been grilling (drinking) for several hours.
Cynic
September 12th, 2012
Non-Muslims for sure.
grayscape
September 12th, 2012
They’re both wrong….it’s Poke chops.
bitterclinger
September 12th, 2012
This sounds like Marvin Gaye Sr. and Jr. all over again even though these two are more distantly related.
Birdie Num Num
September 12th, 2012
If it was over bacon it was justifiable homicide.
muddjuice (Absolutist)
September 12th, 2012
No freaking way the police indicated that one of them was right in calling them pork steaks. But, if they did, that’s awesome! That sounds like something I would do.
Remind me someday to tell you about the woman named Santa and her bad children…..
muddjuice (Absolutist)
September 12th, 2012
@ Birdie Num Num
Bwaaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa!!
Xavier
September 12th, 2012
One little ole familial murder over pork ain’t shit. I’ve seen entire towns in the South go to war over beef vs. pork barbeque – and just for the record, there’s no such thing as tomato based Q – it’s vinegar or nuthin’. That tomato based stuff is just real thick stew that you eat on a bun.
giamby
September 12th, 2012
God damn right, they’re pork steaks.
giamby
September 12th, 2012
Let’s go walk the dog.
Billy Fuster
September 12th, 2012
Good thing the argument was over something important.
Tim
September 12th, 2012
Sometimes you just can’t brook no bullshit!
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!
Coke or Pepsi?
I KILLLLLLL YOU!!
jus askin yo [[bwhaha ahahaha]]
September 12th, 2012
srsly, are they Hoft’s people, you know holeder won’t take’em?
cfm990
September 12th, 2012
So who fields this one, The Brady bunch or PETA?
Stirrin the B.S.
September 12th, 2012
@Xavier – you and I agree on a lot of things, but not bbq sauce! Give me tomato based any day.
“….That tomato based stuff is just real thick stew that you eat on a bun…”
Not if you make it right.
The key is to concoct your own. Start with name brand sauce. Add vinegar, brown sugar, beer, hot sauce, liquid smoke, throw in a little Kosher pickle juice if you want. Proportion to taste.
Stirrin the B.S.
September 12th, 2012
Ask any inner city ER physician when their busiest times are. They’ll tell you on holidays when extended families get together and consume alcohol.
These two had been consumin’ some alcohol.
Buffalobob
September 12th, 2012
Cynic, exactly. For once the press reports a story and we can easily determine that the are not islamic terrorists.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 12th, 2012
Ginger or Mary Ann?
___________
@ giamby- Is that an Obama anus?
grayscape
September 12th, 2012
Ginger….then Mary Ann….then Ginger and Mary Ann.
Pearl Clutcher
September 12th, 2012
Ok, meet in the middle.
Pork Chops, have bones.
Pork Steaks, do not.
Jethro
September 12th, 2012
If that idiot doesn’t get the death penalty, they should serve his stupid ass pork CHOPS for dinner every night for the rest of his life.
Moe Tom
September 12th, 2012
92 percent of murdered blacks are murdered by Blacks and it’s all because of slavery. It’s either 92 percent or 97 percent. I’m not sure.
RANDO
September 12th, 2012
He shoulda used a steak knife.
msq
September 12th, 2012
If bama had a boy, …
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 12th, 2012
I’ll bet it was over bacon too.
GW Bear
September 12th, 2012
At least if wasn’t over fried chicken, then the MSM would declare it was racist.
Unruly Refugee
September 12th, 2012
That mark on his forehead is from an earlier argument they had about which fork to use for the fried okra and which one for the possum innards.
Carlos The Jackal
September 13th, 2012
“Pork-it’ll get you 20 to Life.”