Home - by Cardigan - September 11, 2012 - 23:05 America/New_York - 11 Comments
No Way Girl
September 11th, 2012
Food stamp sales are down 100%
dog whistle to the professionally aggrieved and every mutt in the aclu
I hope this catches on with other businesses.
September 12th, 2012
Or you could just say….no leeches, dregs, or dirtbags, but then agian when most of these dumbshits can’t read……
Everytime I see one of these knuckledragging burdens of society with pants down to his ass, I think, Darwins law of evolution is bullshit…no way these dumbshits evolved.
I like to watch them run on the show, Cops. Especially when they have the k-9 unit on scene. It’s hard to run from the cops when their pants fall to their ankles. Who in the hell came up with that idea?
Do they have an electric eye at the door that when it catches Mr. saggy pants entering the store it automatically zaps them with a tazer? A mini photon torpedo or an Acme destructo ray beam would work as well. Think of the possibilities.
Special this week?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Okay. Now ENFORCE IT.
“Who in the h*** came up with that idea?”
It may be an urban myth, but, the rumor is that saggy drawers are a prison thing. Sagging your pants meant you were “available for sex” to anyone who saw you…..
Looks like owner is discriminating agains shop lifters, armed robbers, thieves, vandals, thugs, drop outs, leeches, welfare rats, druggies, and gang bangers. If Jessie and Al don’t like this sign, maybe shop owner could just prohibit obama shirts.
Shop owner is definitely RACIST!!!
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