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Schumer tempted to eat ‘delicious’ laundry detergent [Well that explains things]
It takes a big man to resist temptation.
At a Sunday press conference calling for stricter rules on concentrated laundry detergent pod packaging that some children have mistaken for candy, New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer admitted that even he has felt drawn to down a few detergent pods himself.
“The incidents are skyrocketing,” the New York Daily News reported Schumer said during a joint press conference with medical professionals. “These pods were supposed to make household chores easier, not tempt our children to swallow harmful chemicals. I saw one on my staffer’s desk and I wanted to eat it.”
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Stirrin the B.S.
September 11th, 2012
Hey, whatever it takes to clean up Washington – have at it Chuckie. Better eat two of them, though, your filth runs deep.
CtrlAltDelete
September 11th, 2012
Is that a picture of a Obama Brain Wash pill?
Better wash it down with some Democrat Kool Aid.
Navigator
September 11th, 2012
He would eat it? Really? So he would just pop it in his mouth, chomp on it ’til it breaks down while savoring its delicious soapy flavor, and then swallow it?
What an idiot.
Stranded in Sonoma
September 11th, 2012
But I got down on all fours and started munching the carpet instead.
Mountain Dog
September 11th, 2012
I’ll send him a whole case if it will clean out the shit that has been spewing out of his mouth for way too long now.
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 11th, 2012
What will they use as a detergent? Bath Salts?
Oops, I mean deterrent.
Plain Jane
September 11th, 2012
One of the comments at the website: What does Schumer do when he sees the big white cookie in the urinals?
dude
September 11th, 2012
He also wants to ban milk duds and snicker bars because every time he takes a dump he feels like reaching into the porcelain candy bowl for a snack
Mountain Dog
September 11th, 2012
@Plain Jane
Chuckie calls those mints.
conservative cowgirl
September 11th, 2012
@Mountain Dog, In his case “after dinner mints”…
Noelegy
September 11th, 2012
Oddly enough, we buy the Walmart brand, and it doesn’t remotely look like candy. Or smell like it. I’ve never tasted it, because, you know, I’m not stupid.
Noelegy
September 11th, 2012
Whoops, I’m talking about dishwasher detergent pods, not washing machine pods. I do wonder why his staffer had one on her desk, though.
Anonymous
September 11th, 2012
like the delicious lead paint he ate as a child.
old_oaks
September 11th, 2012
I don’t see a problem here, Joe Biden eats them all the time.
Bob M.
September 11th, 2012
SCHUMER?!?! Chuckles the Shithead?!?!
EAT – EAT – EAT – EAT – EAT – EAT – EAT!!!
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 11th, 2012
Schumer can eat urnal cakes
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
September 11th, 2012
Used urnal cakes
Liberal Larry
September 12th, 2012
Schmucky Schumer used to have a sign over the urinal in his office building. It said, Please do NOT throw cigar butts in the urinal; it makes them soggy, and the Mayor has trouble lighting them.
Schumer left his limo at the garage because it was driving poorly.
When he went back to the garage later, the mechanic said, Schmucky, I think you just blew a seal!
And Schmucky said, “A SEAL? I wish! It was only a Mexican transient!”
Joe
September 12th, 2012
Mr. Schumer, next time you get the urge, gaily forward. Be my guest! I echo Bob M.’s sentiments.
Carlos The Jackal
September 12th, 2012
Chase it with a bottle of Drano, you hypocritical gun grabbing son of a bitch.