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Man tried to fly in India with monkey in pants
CUSTOMS authorities in India have arrested a man who was attempting to board a flight in New Delhi with an endangered monkey in his underwear.
The suspect from the United Arab Emirates, who was detained along with two other travellers, had arrived from the Thai capital Bangkok and was about to take a connecting flight to Dubai on Jet Airways.
“Security personnel found the monkey in his underwear while frisking the transit passengers,” a customs official said.
[SNIP] OK make your jokes, get all the laughter out, and then continue on please.
Joecondor
September 11th, 2012
I bet the monkeys name was Joe, Nancy or Harry!
Diann
September 11th, 2012
Remember the song by the B52′s “There’s a monster in my pants and it does a little dance…”
For some reason, it’s stuck in my head right now.
RANDO
September 11th, 2012
Well, if that monkey wasn’t endangered before…
Chalupa
September 11th, 2012
In a role reversal, the monkey turned out to be the organ grinder….
Ray
September 11th, 2012
C’mon guys… I mean really… Who among us hasn’t try to fly in India with a monkey in our pants?
Xavier
September 11th, 2012
Like no one at iOTW has never done this.
Serious Putty
September 11th, 2012
Was it Katechon?
xtacsgt
September 11th, 2012
Is that a monkey in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
muddjuice (Absolutist)
September 11th, 2012
Watch out, baby who’s that?….
Don’t look now, there’s a monkey on your sack….
Xavier
September 11th, 2012
@Serious Putty
The Monkey Boy screen name, the flights to Thailand…
The pieces are starting to fit together.
Ray
September 11th, 2012
All these comments and no one makes a monkey spank joke. C’mon IOTW what gives?
Paul Moore
September 11th, 2012
Old SNL joke:
He: “I have puppies in my pants!”
She: “Are they housebroken?”
He: “They’re not even weaned!”
scr_north
September 11th, 2012
Hmm, “Is that a monkey in your pants or are you just happy to be leaving India?”
Sorry xtacsgt but it isn’t really a complete theft.
John Cooper
September 11th, 2012
Spank that monkey!
Stirrin the B.S.
September 11th, 2012
Ding, ding, ding! Ray guessed correctly – he wins the Boobie prize. Boobie, what do you have for Ray today?
Stirrin the B.S.
September 11th, 2012
Bad monkey! Bad monkey! I told you not to get out of my pants. You deserve a spanking!
Anonymous
September 11th, 2012
Just don’t give the monkey a bear-hug, you don’t want to be boycotted.
Anonymous
September 11th, 2012
Hmmm, I am not trying to be anonymous!
House of Kell
September 11th, 2012
Guess they ran out of 9 year old boys to marry, huh?
Anonymous
September 11th, 2012
Is Bollywood remaking “Planet of the Apes?”
Serious Putty
September 11th, 2012
@X… What I was thinking!
msq
September 11th, 2012
I have a monkey in my pants ..
It doesn’t fly, but it does spit.
Millertime
September 11th, 2012
Same thing said about Kim Kardashian at LAX
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GW Bear
September 11th, 2012
I’ve heard of a trouser lizard before but a monkey?