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  1. old_oaks

    September 11th, 2012

    Moochie, seriously, let go of my pussy.

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  2. kvn

    September 11th, 2012

    Post coitus Obama swallowing a meat eating smoker’s man juice.

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  3. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    That 4th finger gets me everytime!

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  4. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Pussy makes me pucker.

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  5. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Biden yelling in the background…no peaking, 8,9,10, ok come find me.

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  6. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Mr. President Netanyahus on the phone ….again!

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  7. Weldor

    September 11th, 2012

    Reggie’s new dentures slipped…

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  8. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    So Mr. President, how is that healthy food sandwich Michelle just made you?

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  9. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Hold on, let me think, I was born……..?

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  10. Toaster

    September 11th, 2012

    Sixteen Trillion dollars is how much per citizen?!?! >insert 0bama laugh sound<

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  11. CtrlAltDelete

    September 11th, 2012

    “There’s no place like Kenya….there’s no place like Kenya……

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  12. Stirrin the B.S.

    September 11th, 2012

    @kvn – “Okay, I’ll swallow. Man, that jizz is salty….ugh.”

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  13. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Dear Allah

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  14. Holy Chris

    September 11th, 2012

    Do farts have lumps?

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  15. Navy Squid

    September 11th, 2012

    My farts may be silent, but their stinkers. Heh heh.

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  16. dapenguin in OIHO

    September 11th, 2012

    Barry, does this new dress make my butt look big?

    Open your eyes boy and answer me!!

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  17. Buster Brown

    September 11th, 2012

    Damn Mooch! Silent but violent!

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  18. spymyeyes

    September 11th, 2012

    I know I have not healed from the last anal invasion from my main man reggie, but I just can’t resist his huge man-tool so here I go ready to sit on reggie’s love-pole again…..ouchie….

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  19. sig94

    September 11th, 2012

    Fiber? Who needs fiber?

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  20. Obama's Mirror

    September 11th, 2012

    Every time I finish a speech my mouth tastes like bullshit afterwards . . . yyyyuuukkkk!!!

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  21. ronterf

    September 11th, 2012

    I bet if I close my eyes and try reeeeeeeal hard I can remember my very first dog burger!

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  22. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    This is part I hate about going to a gay bar with reggie, always pushes in my stool.

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  23. BuhBye Barky

    September 11th, 2012

    “Mussolini wasn’t half the narcissist I am and they did WHAT to him ?!”
    http://fulano.info/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Benito-Mussolini-2.png

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  24. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Let me see, we just finished campaigning in the 57th state soooooo this would make it…?

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  25. RightWinger

    September 11th, 2012

    Women? Yechhh!

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  26. Jethro

    September 11th, 2012

    Michelle! You’re spraying tamale crumbs all over my face. Don’t shout with your mouth full!

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  27. greaterthepete

    September 11th, 2012

    Eric,tell Gallup Romney is not in the lead

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  28. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Mr. President, Biden just said 9/11 was bittersweet.

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  29. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Mr President, the jobs report just came in at 90,000 new jobs.

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  30. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Good news mr President, 2/3rds majority ruled to ackowledge God and Jerusalum as the capital of Israel at the DNC.

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  31. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Just an update sir, it looks like our Allies have stormed the consulates in Egypt and Libya, burned looted and desecrated the flag.

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  32. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    Sometimes you have to concentrate and grunt real hard to have a good brain fart.

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  33. Will Profit

    September 11th, 2012

    “Ooooooh! Dick DOESN’T taste like chicken.”

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  34. Nutjob

    September 11th, 2012

    God I hate white food.

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  35. Anonymous

    September 11th, 2012

    Ewww. Funky Michelle smell.

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  36. Xavier

    September 11th, 2012

    Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.
    The sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead Don’t look back Lemmiwinks Or you will soon be dead

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  37. Bob M.

    September 11th, 2012

    Reggie’s been eating Mexican again! :-o

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  38. MrBlonde

    September 11th, 2012

    Michelle’s eating tamales and those cabbage wrapped zucchini fingers, and they’re worried about Syria’s stockpiles?

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  39. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 11th, 2012

    Reggie, Reggie, not all at once. NOT ALL AT ONCE!

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  40. Geoff C. The Saltine

    September 11th, 2012

    I can’t believe that I said God Bless America again. Damn it.

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  41. LyleLovett666

    September 11th, 2012

    Sir,it’s about biden again.

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  42. Debbie

    September 12th, 2012

    YOU FORGOT THE LUBE, REGGIE!

    (I apologize for that…)

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  43. Unruly Refugee

    September 12th, 2012

    He puts more effort into it than most demorats. He’s shitting on the American flag again.

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  44. MER

    September 12th, 2012

    Reggie’s spunk tastes like junk!

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  45. Joe

    September 12th, 2012

    This is how I feel about losing all my perks come January. I’m gonna cry next. Nobama 2012.

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  46. Carlos The Jackal

    September 12th, 2012

    Fucker is getting grey!
    I sincerely ‘hope’ we Conservatives ‘did that’!

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  47. Booboolabot

    September 12th, 2012

    Honey, sweetie, not the whole fist, plea- … never mind, such sweet rapture.

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  48. Davide

    September 13th, 2012

    why did those Libyans rape Stevens, why couldn’t it have been me????????????

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