Home - by Cardigan - September 11, 2012 - 20:00 America/New_York - 48 Comments
September 11th, 2012
Moochie, seriously, let go of my pussy.
Post coitus Obama swallowing a meat eating smoker’s man juice.
That 4th finger gets me everytime!
Pussy makes me pucker.
Biden yelling in the background…no peaking, 8,9,10, ok come find me.
Mr. President Netanyahus on the phone ….again!
Reggie’s new dentures slipped…
So Mr. President, how is that healthy food sandwich Michelle just made you?
Hold on, let me think, I was born……..?
Sixteen Trillion dollars is how much per citizen?!?! >insert 0bama laugh sound<
“There’s no place like Kenya….there’s no place like Kenya……
Stirrin the B.S.
@kvn – “Okay, I’ll swallow. Man, that jizz is salty….ugh.”
Do farts have lumps?
My farts may be silent, but their stinkers. Heh heh.
dapenguin in OIHO
Barry, does this new dress make my butt look big?
Open your eyes boy and answer me!!
Damn Mooch! Silent but violent!
I know I have not healed from the last anal invasion from my main man reggie, but I just can’t resist his huge man-tool so here I go ready to sit on reggie’s love-pole again…..ouchie….
Fiber? Who needs fiber?
Every time I finish a speech my mouth tastes like bullshit afterwards . . . yyyyuuukkkk!!!
I bet if I close my eyes and try reeeeeeeal hard I can remember my very first dog burger!
This is part I hate about going to a gay bar with reggie, always pushes in my stool.
“Mussolini wasn’t half the narcissist I am and they did WHAT to him ?!”
Let me see, we just finished campaigning in the 57th state soooooo this would make it…?
Michelle! You’re spraying tamale crumbs all over my face. Don’t shout with your mouth full!
Eric,tell Gallup Romney is not in the lead
Mr. President, Biden just said 9/11 was bittersweet.
Mr President, the jobs report just came in at 90,000 new jobs.
Good news mr President, 2/3rds majority ruled to ackowledge God and Jerusalum as the capital of Israel at the DNC.
Just an update sir, it looks like our Allies have stormed the consulates in Egypt and Libya, burned looted and desecrated the flag.
Sometimes you have to concentrate and grunt real hard to have a good brain fart.
“Ooooooh! Dick DOESN’T taste like chicken.”
God I hate white food.
Ewww. Funky Michelle smell.
Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.
The sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead Don’t look back Lemmiwinks Or you will soon be dead
Reggie’s been eating Mexican again!
Michelle’s eating tamales and those cabbage wrapped zucchini fingers, and they’re worried about Syria’s stockpiles?
Maudie N Mandeville
Reggie, Reggie, not all at once. NOT ALL AT ONCE!
Geoff C. The Saltine
I can’t believe that I said God Bless America again. Damn it.
Sir,it’s about biden again.
September 12th, 2012
YOU FORGOT THE LUBE, REGGIE!
(I apologize for that…)
He puts more effort into it than most demorats. He’s shitting on the American flag again.
Reggie’s spunk tastes like junk!
This is how I feel about losing all my perks come January. I’m gonna cry next. Nobama 2012.
Carlos The Jackal
Fucker is getting grey!
I sincerely ‘hope’ we Conservatives ‘did that’!
Honey, sweetie, not the whole fist, plea- … never mind, such sweet rapture.
September 13th, 2012
why did those Libyans rape Stevens, why couldn’t it have been me????????????
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