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  1. Melody

    September 10th, 2012

    Remember July when I came to the WH, and you took me to Lincoln’s bedroom for a personal tour, good times, good times, let’s do it again soon!

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  2. Doc

    September 10th, 2012

    “I know you’re trying to steal my silverware you mook!”

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  3. DJ JR

    September 10th, 2012

    Seriously!! You’re resigning! The Presidency?!
    Are you kidding me?!! No way..I love ..I love you….. I love you….I love you

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  4. Melody

    September 10th, 2012

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/09/pizza-owner-who-bear-hugged-obama-reportedly-visited-the-white-house-in-june/

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  5. demonrat dave

    September 10th, 2012

    Just taking out the trash.

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  6. hanoverfist

    September 10th, 2012

    Dwarf tossing contest.

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  7. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    That picture represents our America.

    Obama has stuffed his pockets with America’s wealth and promise.
    The pizza dude represents the Third world UN hustlers.
    As Obama enjoys his ride, the dude shakes our wealth out of his pockets.

    Obama’s assumed that position many times during his life.

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  8. jwm

    September 10th, 2012

    Can’t caption. Too disgusting.

    JWM

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  9. Slippery

    September 10th, 2012

    “It’s time for us to shake YOU down Mr. President!”

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  10. 66chevelle

    September 10th, 2012

    You’ll never see Michelle do that…but she could if she wanted to.

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  11. RedNeckRobot

    September 10th, 2012

    Maybe if I squeeze the Carter out him, he’ll be worth keeping.

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  12. Czar of Defenestration

    September 10th, 2012

    This damned mannequin is making us LOSE business!!!
    Dump this thing in the TRASH!!!

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  13. Stirrin the B.S.

    September 10th, 2012

    WWF wrestling move – body slam to the mat. (I wish)

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  14. mkultra

    September 10th, 2012

    What?! No reach around?

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  15. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 10th, 2012

    hanoverfist wins!!
    ___________

    Is that a AA battery in your pocket or are you enjoying this your majesty?

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  16. Aunt Liz

    September 10th, 2012

    “This is NOTHING! You should see what he does to me when we’re alone!”

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  17. Moxie Man

    September 10th, 2012

    Florida State Fair “Fool the Professor” booth – Guess the weight of an empty suit.

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  18. Aunt Liz

    September 10th, 2012

    Oops – forgot to add a “Tee hee” at the end for his girlish laughter.

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  19. Jerry Manderin

    September 10th, 2012

    “Agent Skidmarx. Double tap that.”

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  20. Moxie Man

    September 10th, 2012

    Pizza store owner giving Barry the Heimlich Maneuver – He got a whole pepperoni stuck in his ass.

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  21. persecutor

    September 10th, 2012

    “Why did it always feel nicer when Reggie did it?”

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  22. Diann

    September 10th, 2012

    I’m with JWM.

    Good God in heaven. Is there one thing about the dignity of the Office of the Presidency that this douche will maintain? He bows to foreign leaders. He uses phrases like “give it up for” and “in the house” like he’s Arsenio Hall. He goes on Jimmy Fallon. He lets Jay Z and Beyonce in the Situation Room. He lets some guy pick him up like a sack of trash.

    Get this ass hole out of the White House!!!!

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  23. Chuckotron

    September 10th, 2012

    Wanna play tummy-sticks??

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  24. Weldor

    September 10th, 2012

    Turn me around and let’s try that again.

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  25. Lefty

    September 10th, 2012

    “You guys stiffed me last time. I’ll hold on to this until the White House pays the check.”

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  26. hanoverfist

    September 10th, 2012

    “For the last time NO!!!”
    “We dont have dog on the menue,now get out of here!!!”

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  27. ChiefIlliniCake

    September 10th, 2012

    The Secret Service must be out whoring again, because some dude just molested the President and nobody stopped him.

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  28. eternal cracker p

    September 10th, 2012

    All the love and sweetness, just like a chocolate and vinalla swirl ice cream cone.

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  29. DJ JR

    September 10th, 2012

    New Olympic Event

    Shake a president until his Birth Certificate falls out.

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  30. UNCLE KINK

    September 10th, 2012

    Oh yeah. Staged photo-op. Nobodys fooled,and NOBODY likes him that much.

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  31. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    I loooooooooovvvvvvvvvvve black men!

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  32. Bad Brad

    September 10th, 2012

    I wonder if you pinched him in half if each half would go it’s separate way like a night crawler does?

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  33. John F.

    September 10th, 2012

    And this dipshit is supposedly a Republican who voted for Barry in ’08 and plans to do so again.

    I just wish he would’ve pulled a Lenny-petting-the-mouse routine.

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  34. Moe Tom

    September 10th, 2012

    Not very presidential…..Stupid

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  35. Mountain Dog

    September 10th, 2012

    Ready the meat grinder, we are cooking 0bama dawgs today!

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  36. John F.

    September 10th, 2012

    Welcome to RINO Pizza!

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  37. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    I’m still looking for a similar photo with Putin.

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  38. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    Let see if he can knock down 10 chairs in Barack bowling.

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  39. MAJ Mike

    September 10th, 2012

    “Hey look!! I can lift a 150 pound sack of $hit!!”

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  40. John F.

    September 10th, 2012

    @ Aunt Liz

    Here’s the “tee-hee” you said you forgot to add:

    http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/president-barack-obama-jokes-with-scott-van-duzer-owner-of-news-photo/151642393

    Yeah, let’s hear it for President Gigglepuss.

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  41. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    If that photo doesn’t have pussy written all over it. I don’t know what does.

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  42. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    I wished it ended with a body slam.

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  43. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    Get a room!

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  44. bfpa61

    September 10th, 2012

    What a load!

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  45. scr_north

    September 10th, 2012

    I’ll bet a “Ooooohhh” slipped past Obama’s lips and he was drawn, however briefly back to the raw camaraderie of Man’s Country in Chicago where he spent so very much of his time or at least as many times that Michelle would believe he had an emergency community organisation meeting at midnight.

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  46. Mountain Dog

    September 10th, 2012

    While squeezing the farts out of 0bamma, the man shouts to the crown: Hey listen to this, I can play the National Anthem of Pakistan …

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  47. Flaming Hetero!

    September 10th, 2012

    Why can’t I quit you? Ah yes, free shit. I’m addicted to free shit.

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  48. citizenjane

    September 10th, 2012

    Van Duzer picks the loser.

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  49. citizenjane

    September 10th, 2012

    Nothin’ like a life-size Erkel doll to sell pizzas.

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  50. kvn

    September 10th, 2012

    “Reggie Love used to hold me like this, only I was always upside down”

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  51. Joe

    September 10th, 2012

    I have to admit Obama shows quite a bit of swoosh there. Maybe a little too much sugar in the tank.

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  52. SheVee

    September 10th, 2012

    Next time, hold him upside down and shake the change out of him.

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  53. Horrorman18

    September 10th, 2012

    ” Please don’t squeeze the Marxist”

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  54. Anonymous

    September 10th, 2012

    President Obama being put into his high chair before being served the ‘Taxpayer Special’ 16 trillion topping pizza.

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  55. Kathleen

    September 10th, 2012

    OMG! You understood what I told you at the DNC in Charlotte. “If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag.” “As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social.” I love you Barry.

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  56. Kathryn

    September 10th, 2012

    I’m just as surprised as you guys are about this. However, the Secret Service did tell me gay guys could get some real bear hugs in this joint. Scott whispered in my ear: “The room key is in my right or left pocket. Feel for it. You will find it, Barry.

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  57. msq

    September 10th, 2012

    taking out the trash

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  58. Bob M.

    September 10th, 2012

    REGGIE?!?!

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  59. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    Union Jarhead:

    I loves my Obama blow up doll.

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  60. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    Glad Mooch wasn’t here to see me and my new hubbies first wedding dance.

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  61. Absolute muddjuice

    September 10th, 2012

    Man meets adopted son from Kenya for the first time. Details at 11……

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  62. ABO

    September 10th, 2012

    You finally left Moose!!!

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  63. Dr. Tar

    September 10th, 2012

    A new Olympic event Cling the Jerk

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  64. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    What you people never saw 2 men having sex before?

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  65. Dr. Tar

    September 10th, 2012

    The campaign handlers on the right don’t look too surprised to see their boy man handled.

    And there is a pretty small crowd in this place for a dolt throwing contest.

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  66. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    This is how men pick up other gays for 1 nighters at special Eddies Gay Bar-n-Grill.

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  67. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    Ima gonna keep this 1 maw, cause he has a real purdie mouth.

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  68. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    Barry:

    “I thought you said this place was going to be packed for this photo op skit?”

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  69. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    and so the emcee ask the audience to find the dumbest person in the room and give him a hug.

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  70. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    “I thought when you asked if I like crackers, I meant with my soup, now tell him put me down!”

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  71. Nutjob

    September 10th, 2012

    “Golly Gee Barry, I shore am glad you decided to campaign in all 57 states including this one,
    we knows our math here”

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  72. chiefillinicake

    September 10th, 2012

    He’s a cute little nappy guy…like Rodney Allen Rippy. Ya just wanna pick him up, but then you notice that his breath smells like cigarets, cock, and balls.

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  73. chiefillinicake

    September 10th, 2012

    cigarettes

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  74. HardyBrooks

    September 10th, 2012

    boner to boner, may the best tent win……

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  75. 99th Squad Leader

    September 10th, 2012

    Obaloney feels the earth move.

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  76. reddecaesari

    September 10th, 2012

    we are being played.
    this guy visited the white house back in july.
    and now he is claiming those nasty right wingers are boycotting him.

    if he is a republican…well i am a martian.

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  77. Jerry Manderin

    September 10th, 2012

    Don’t boycott me bro!

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/80998.html

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  78. Biff Tannen

    September 10th, 2012

    That’s not a bearhug. Its a “bear” hug. ;-)

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  79. C.

    September 10th, 2012

    I loathe his beliefs.

    Yet he’s still the president of the United States.

    Must he always demean the office?

    Washington? Eisenhower? Regan? W?

    Carter would’ve.

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  80. Dano

    September 10th, 2012

    And the winner is… Horrorman18 ” Please don’t squeeze the Marxist” BRILLIANT and hilarious! And I think we all share the sentiments of Diann, Good God in heaven. Is there one thing about the dignity of the Office of the Presidency that this douche will maintain? He bows to foreign leaders. He uses phrases like “give it up for” and “in the house” like he’s Arsenio Hall. He goes on Jimmy Fallon. He lets Jay Z and Beyonce in the Situation Room. He lets some guy pick him up like a sack of trash.

    Get this ass hole out of the White House!!!!

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