Home - by Cardigan - September 10, 2012 - 12:00 America/New_York - 80 Comments
September 10th, 2012
Remember July when I came to the WH, and you took me to Lincoln’s bedroom for a personal tour, good times, good times, let’s do it again soon!
“I know you’re trying to steal my silverware you mook!”
Seriously!! You’re resigning! The Presidency?!
Are you kidding me?!! No way..I love ..I love you….. I love you….I love you
Just taking out the trash.
Dwarf tossing contest.
That picture represents our America.
Obama has stuffed his pockets with America’s wealth and promise.
The pizza dude represents the Third world UN hustlers.
As Obama enjoys his ride, the dude shakes our wealth out of his pockets.
Obama’s assumed that position many times during his life.
Can’t caption. Too disgusting.
“It’s time for us to shake YOU down Mr. President!”
You’ll never see Michelle do that…but she could if she wanted to.
Maybe if I squeeze the Carter out him, he’ll be worth keeping.
Czar of Defenestration
This damned mannequin is making us LOSE business!!!
Dump this thing in the TRASH!!!
Stirrin the B.S.
WWF wrestling move – body slam to the mat. (I wish)
What?! No reach around?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Is that a AA battery in your pocket or are you enjoying this your majesty?
“This is NOTHING! You should see what he does to me when we’re alone!”
Florida State Fair “Fool the Professor” booth – Guess the weight of an empty suit.
Oops – forgot to add a “Tee hee” at the end for his girlish laughter.
“Agent Skidmarx. Double tap that.”
Pizza store owner giving Barry the Heimlich Maneuver – He got a whole pepperoni stuck in his ass.
“Why did it always feel nicer when Reggie did it?”
I’m with JWM.
Good God in heaven. Is there one thing about the dignity of the Office of the Presidency that this douche will maintain? He bows to foreign leaders. He uses phrases like “give it up for” and “in the house” like he’s Arsenio Hall. He goes on Jimmy Fallon. He lets Jay Z and Beyonce in the Situation Room. He lets some guy pick him up like a sack of trash.
Get this ass hole out of the White House!!!!
Wanna play tummy-sticks??
Turn me around and let’s try that again.
“You guys stiffed me last time. I’ll hold on to this until the White House pays the check.”
“For the last time NO!!!”
“We dont have dog on the menue,now get out of here!!!”
The Secret Service must be out whoring again, because some dude just molested the President and nobody stopped him.
eternal cracker p
All the love and sweetness, just like a chocolate and vinalla swirl ice cream cone.
New Olympic Event
Shake a president until his Birth Certificate falls out.
Oh yeah. Staged photo-op. Nobodys fooled,and NOBODY likes him that much.
I loooooooooovvvvvvvvvvve black men!
I wonder if you pinched him in half if each half would go it’s separate way like a night crawler does?
And this dipshit is supposedly a Republican who voted for Barry in ’08 and plans to do so again.
I just wish he would’ve pulled a Lenny-petting-the-mouse routine.
Not very presidential…..Stupid
Ready the meat grinder, we are cooking 0bama dawgs today!
Welcome to RINO Pizza!
I’m still looking for a similar photo with Putin.
Let see if he can knock down 10 chairs in Barack bowling.
“Hey look!! I can lift a 150 pound sack of $hit!!”
@ Aunt Liz
Here’s the “tee-hee” you said you forgot to add:
Yeah, let’s hear it for President Gigglepuss.
If that photo doesn’t have pussy written all over it. I don’t know what does.
I wished it ended with a body slam.
Get a room!
What a load!
I’ll bet a “Ooooohhh” slipped past Obama’s lips and he was drawn, however briefly back to the raw camaraderie of Man’s Country in Chicago where he spent so very much of his time or at least as many times that Michelle would believe he had an emergency community organisation meeting at midnight.
While squeezing the farts out of 0bamma, the man shouts to the crown: Hey listen to this, I can play the National Anthem of Pakistan …
Why can’t I quit you? Ah yes, free shit. I’m addicted to free shit.
Van Duzer picks the loser.
Nothin’ like a life-size Erkel doll to sell pizzas.
“Reggie Love used to hold me like this, only I was always upside down”
I have to admit Obama shows quite a bit of swoosh there. Maybe a little too much sugar in the tank.
Next time, hold him upside down and shake the change out of him.
” Please don’t squeeze the Marxist”
President Obama being put into his high chair before being served the ‘Taxpayer Special’ 16 trillion topping pizza.
OMG! You understood what I told you at the DNC in Charlotte. “If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag.” “As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social.” I love you Barry.
I’m just as surprised as you guys are about this. However, the Secret Service did tell me gay guys could get some real bear hugs in this joint. Scott whispered in my ear: “The room key is in my right or left pocket. Feel for it. You will find it, Barry.
taking out the trash
I loves my Obama blow up doll.
Glad Mooch wasn’t here to see me and my new hubbies first wedding dance.
Man meets adopted son from Kenya for the first time. Details at 11……
You finally left Moose!!!
A new Olympic event Cling the Jerk
What you people never saw 2 men having sex before?
The campaign handlers on the right don’t look too surprised to see their boy man handled.
And there is a pretty small crowd in this place for a dolt throwing contest.
This is how men pick up other gays for 1 nighters at special Eddies Gay Bar-n-Grill.
Ima gonna keep this 1 maw, cause he has a real purdie mouth.
“I thought you said this place was going to be packed for this photo op skit?”
and so the emcee ask the audience to find the dumbest person in the room and give him a hug.
“I thought when you asked if I like crackers, I meant with my soup, now tell him put me down!”
“Golly Gee Barry, I shore am glad you decided to campaign in all 57 states including this one,
we knows our math here”
He’s a cute little nappy guy…like Rodney Allen Rippy. Ya just wanna pick him up, but then you notice that his breath smells like cigarets, cock, and balls.
boner to boner, may the best tent win……
99th Squad Leader
Obaloney feels the earth move.
we are being played.
this guy visited the white house back in july.
and now he is claiming those nasty right wingers are boycotting him.
if he is a republican…well i am a martian.
Don’t boycott me bro!
That’s not a bearhug. Its a “bear” hug.
I loathe his beliefs.
Yet he’s still the president of the United States.
Must he always demean the office?
Washington? Eisenhower? Regan? W?
And the winner is… Horrorman18 ” Please don’t squeeze the Marxist” BRILLIANT and hilarious! And I think we all share the sentiments of Diann, Good God in heaven. Is there one thing about the dignity of the Office of the Presidency that this douche will maintain? He bows to foreign leaders. He uses phrases like “give it up for” and “in the house” like he’s Arsenio Hall. He goes on Jimmy Fallon. He lets Jay Z and Beyonce in the Situation Room. He lets some guy pick him up like a sack of trash.
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