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Top 12 Clues Democrats Are Losing
12. The magical black man has failed and no amount of angry screaming and yelling from his surrogates can recapture the euphoria of “Hope and Change”.
11. Democrats’ lies about the auto industry “thriving”, the economy “on the rebound”, and Romney-Ryan (which Democrats say like the two of them are married and they have one hyphenated last name now) eviscerating Medicare are blatant, amateur, and frankly very sad.
10. Democrats realize they are losing this election and it showed in both the faces of the people in the seats and the caliber of people who attended the Convention in general.
9. Even big-name acts giving a free concert last night couldn’t draw people to the Democrats’ toxic abortion-celebration and wishcasting festival.
8. Too much talk of “enemies”, “fighting”, “rising up”, and other violent imagery and too obvious of an attempt to create a bizarrely dystopian predication of “the other side” putting black people in chains, reducing women to chattel, and exterminating gays.
7. It was shameful parading Gabby Giffords around like a prop when the former Congresswoman clearly didn’t have enough mentally faculty to be there of her own volition.
6. John Kerry can’t be a real person. He’s too strange, dour, and pompous to not be a Kroft puppet parody of a politician.
Hotlanta Mike
September 9th, 2012
How about asking a former President who lost his law license for perjuring himself to vouch for the record of the worst American president ever…
66chevelle
September 9th, 2012
And the fact that Rosa DeLauro was allowed onstage, much less given a speaking part, is highly amusing.
http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2012/09/04/delauro-addresses-the-dnc/
At least she ditched the spectacles for the DNC…and I do mean ::spectacles::
http://tinyurl.com/9rqq3hd
Xavier
September 9th, 2012
Well written and insightful. The only thing I’d add would be to mention how Barry has disenchanted or driven off much of the traditional moderate democratic base, but isn’t far left enough (pre-election, anyway) for the hard-core progressives we saw in the DNC voting debacle. The entire convention was a compromise to try and appease both groups and I suspect that neither came away happy.
Zonga
September 9th, 2012
You’re a racist if you don’t vote for jugears.
Anonymous
September 9th, 2012
Let’s not forget the Ted Kennedy tribute.
66chevelle
September 9th, 2012
WTF happened with Jimmah Carter’s DNC video address? I just now remembered that he was gonna do that. Did he? It’s like it got totally blacked–I mean, ignored–by everybody. Surely he said something…Carterish. If all of Kevin DuJan’s other points have pushed Jimmah out of the top twelve, mmm, mmm, mmmm.
Moe Tom
September 9th, 2012
What really got my goat was Caroline Kennedy. She constantly smiled as she spoke as if she were talking to children, or reading a children’s story. Her slap at the Catholic Church was dumbfounding. She is a real dumb broad.
Xavier
September 9th, 2012
@66chevelle
And wasn’t Durbin supposed to replace Biden as Barry’s introductory speaker, not the Wookie?
There were a lot of last minute adjustments being made at the DNC. liberals may have some strong points (propaganda, lying, carte blanche spending) but organization and forethought aren’t on the list.
Dr. Tar
September 9th, 2012
Add the platform fight over including God and Jerusalem and the blatant display of over-riding the will of the delegates by Villaraigosa to the stink of extremism and desperation.
I really liked the original work, its well worth reading the entire piece.
Foso de liberales venenosos
September 9th, 2012
That’s a really great read. I especially like #1 and #9. James (leftist hero)Taylor couldn’t draw the zombies? Hell in a handbasket!
Maudie N Mandeville
September 9th, 2012
au contrare. All 12 whet (‘wet’ is fine) the loins of liberals. The question is do these 12 still whet the loins of our Joni MItchell moderates and independents? Sing with them now while they agonize the issues vs his smile:
Bows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I’ve looked at clouds that way
But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on everyone
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way
I’ve looked at clouds FROM BOTH SIDES NOW
From up and down, and still somehow
It’s cloud illusions I recall
I really don’t know clouds at all
Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels
The dizzy dancing way you feel
As every fairy tale comes real
I’ve looked at love that way
But now it’s just another show
You leave ‘em laughing when you go
And if you care, don’t let them know
Don’t give yourself away
I’ve looked at love from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
It’s love’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know love at all
Tears and fears and feeling proud
To say “I love you” right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds
I’ve looked at life that way
Oh but now old friends are acting strange
They shake their heads, they say I’ve changed
Well something’s lost but something’s gained
In living every day
I’ve looked at life from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
It’s life’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know life at all
I’ve looked at life from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It’s life’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know life at all
Xavier
September 9th, 2012
@Maudie
I formally protest the use of the words “whet the loins” and “Joni Mitchell” in the same
sentenceparagrapharticleuniverse.Foso de liberales venenosos
September 9th, 2012
You guys are making me feel bad. I just bought the Ladies of the Canyon CD, her music from the 60s and 70s, because she had such a nice voice back then. I don’t know how she votes, but I know about her meeting her daughter 32 years after she gave her up for adoption. Well, at least she didn’t have an abortion.
I’ve worked in the music field and can tell you that if you were to eliminate all the liberals and drug users you would be left with only gospel music to listen to.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m on your side. Even non-drug groups like Creedence Clearwater did songs that originated from drugged sources.
That woman did have a very unique and delightfully musical voice back in the day.
Xavier
September 9th, 2012
@Foso de liberales venenosos
There’s always Uncle Ted.
sablegsd
September 9th, 2012
RE: Gabby Giffords, I blame her shit stain of a husband for the several times they have USED her.
He has the say so and he is a disgusting, selfish POS. And I know these things without even knowing his name. And, 10-1 he’s only sticking around for the cush pension and bennies. He’s probably already stepping out on her.
I hope this is the right thread. Not running on all cylinders tonight.
mmm
September 9th, 2012
I drove the length of Washington state last week and did not see a single Obama bumper sticker.
Foso de liberales venenosos
September 9th, 2012
@Xavier
Ted Cooke who was killed in WW2?
Foso de liberales venenosos
September 9th, 2012
Oh, wait, Ted Nugent. right?
66chevelle
September 9th, 2012
@xavier
And the Dems know how to shun when they want to. By all rights, North Carolinian John Edwards should have been up there onstage with John Effing Kerry. It’s not like he did anything atypical of Democrat males. I guess his biggest sin was not forcing Rielle Hunter to have an abortion.
Foso de liberales venenosos
September 9th, 2012
Ted Cooke was Joni’s uncle, kinda threw me off.
mizdoolally
September 9th, 2012
Kevin Dujan…that was the best piece of yours I’ve ever read! THANK YOU! You’ve gotten me out of a terrific funk. If only I would stay away from the MSM, my life would be much better.
Xavier
September 9th, 2012
@Foso de liberales venenosos
I should have worded that differently, a lot of the dextrosphere just calls him ‘Uncle Ted’. I’ll concede that early Joni Mitchell was innovative and she really did have an amazing voice – I just heard Raised on Robbery the other day for the first time in probably 30 years and loved it.
The loin thing still bothers me, though.
Foso de liberales venenosos
September 9th, 2012
Xavier,
I like Ted, a lot.
I’m lost on the loins thing, you guys are all way ahead of me.
NoMoBo
September 9th, 2012
@sablegsd – Yes! I was thinking the same thing about Gabby’s husband. He is a POS – I don’t care if he was an astronaut. He cheated on his wife before he married Giffords, then has been keeping himself in the spotlight ever since she was hurt. I’m thinking he has plans to run for public office soon.
Plain Jane
September 9th, 2012
Looks like maybe Heaven is listening to the prayers for holy confusion to infiltrate the enemy’s camp.
Zonga
September 9th, 2012
#13.
They voted against God before they voted for him.
chiefillinicake
September 9th, 2012
Zonga…
And why exactly have the Jews, the most risk/reward conscious folks on the planet (one could argue) so in the tank with a fella and a party so seemingly devoted to assuring that there will be no Israel in the world where He’s the One we’ve been waiting for?
Because I’m apparently really, really stupid. I’m plum confused, frankly. Please set me straight.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 10th, 2012
He did the best whack job on DWS that I’ve seen so far.
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and JUSTICE for All
September 10th, 2012
The only way they could have made themselves look more criminal would have been to issue all the speakers prisoner-orange jumpsuits. They really are that close to the edge.
and JUSTICE for All
September 10th, 2012
Oh, and have Eric Holder give a speech about Fast & Furious.
Zonga
September 10th, 2012
chiefillinicake:
“” ZONGA — And why exactly have the Jews… so in the tank with a fella and a party so seemingly devoted to assuring that there will be no Israel in the world where He’s the One we’ve been waiting for?”"
I have no fuggin idea. Maybe they’re the socialist Jews-in-name-only faction? How can Catholics support jugears? I have no fuggin idea. How can anybody support jugears? Maybe they get all their news from NPR and MSNBC?
MAJ Mike
September 10th, 2012
Joe Biden is not lovable or amusing. He is as vile and as partisian as Debbie Whatshername Shitz. I hope the situation is as bad for the Dem-Cong as depicted, but I have little faith in the RINO Party.
Maudie N Mandeville
September 10th, 2012
@chief/zonga: To quote M. Savage: Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Whether you are Jewish or Catholic or were or it is somewhere in your history, is IRRELEVANT!
We all agree blacks voting Democrat for 50 years has decimated the lives, their culture, their possibilities, their morals……….
‘Liberalism is a mental disorder’ is not just a catchy phrase, it is.
ChiefIlliniCake
September 10th, 2012
True dat, Maudie…true dat.
Bystander
September 10th, 2012
In 2008 my neighborhood was ablaze with Obama signs and bumper stickers and Obama was a frequent topic.
Now I haven’t seen a single Obama placard nor a 2012 bumper sticker…just the ’08s still on cars whose owners in better times would never have kept the same car for four years.
Maybe the dysfunctional DNC is just late getting them out, but the absence of signage is a reliable tell.