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http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=83218

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Sounds fake to me. How could the guy on the phone, from inside his car, tell what kind of Bible the lady had? (It’s NIV, not NVI, but that doesn’t matter). And if the accident turned their car around, I doubt they’d be completed uninjured, if they’re old. And, when you use pepper spray, there is very often some back spray, especially in close quarters, so the driver would have likely caught some herself. Just too many problems with this to be legit.

+5

That is funnier than shit!

Gotta be Texas women.

+8

Fakeroo.

+5

Made me laugh…

+6

I’m with T-Bone… when he got to the NVI Bible, that said fake to me.

+4

Like Dan Rather’s memo, Fake but Authentic.

Reminds me of I need a Bambulance (language warning).

+3

Dudes, listen again…he said it “looks like” or in other words the size is equvilent…Dah

+7

Thanks Claudia…it gets dull after the fifth or sixth time though

+4

I DON’T *CARE* if it’s real or not…DAMNED FUNNY!

+6

@Adrienne, I agree, but who cares?

As soon as the crash happened, he immediately said there were four old ladies in the vehicle.
He couldn’t possible have known that.

The guy is good, though.
What makes it so funny is his laugh. It’s absolutely infectious.

+8

What’s so funny about an IComfort mattress commercial?

I don’t get it.

+1

The Bible was the tip off for me too. No way he could read the cover from any distance to tell what version.
The guy is a great faker though.

+4

I say legit. White people in Texas know their Bibles. Backspray from the pepper spray would depend on the wind. There’s too much detail to be a setup and, although it sounds like Tom Mabe, I don’t think this is his schtick; he does telemarketers.

+2

That is the best late for work call I ever heard.

I heard a bunch of em and this was the best.

+6

No doubt about it – the guy is reading from a script.

But like Norman said, though, the guy’s laugh makes you want to believe that it’s real.

+6

sounded fake and wasn’t funny at all, are you kidding…jeez

+6

It’s defiantly funny but it’s real similar to one I heard a couple years ago, not only the laugh but the ‘wreck’ and the woman was 4 foot nothing.

+1

My vote for best recorded phone call – Tom Mabe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvJQxgtJW94

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+4

In fact the posted phone call sounds like Tom Mabe

+2

@Mr. Pinko

That’s my all time favorite too.

+2

Art Bell plays that every once in a while on his show for laughs. I about peed my pants when I first heard it. I dunno, I think it really happened and if it didn’t it’s still funny!

+2

I wanted to laugh, really, I did.

+2

I say fake — he describes a pretty bad car crash right in front of him that would have made a loud noise probably combined with screeching brakes. You didn’t hear even a muffled crashing sound in the background.

+1

It’s real. The guy called Coast to Coast AM some weeks later after George Noory played this. He said he went over to the old ladies’ car to apologize and didn’t know what to do when they started beating him up. So he ran away.

+3

About as fake as Jooooe, he’s in a muther-fcuking phone booth and just got bit by a deer!

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@oozle – maybe the accident was real, but this person’s recorded description of it? Highly, highly doubtful. And frankly, not really all that funny.

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Can I get a “Flawless Victory” for the old biddies?

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Even Sad Obama would crack a smile for that.

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