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  1. Hannah

    September 9th, 2012

    I just want to tell the little boy that if your dad married a man you wouldn’t exist. Gaaah I’ve heard so much about child predators and the sexual attacks on children today it’s making my stomach upset. Like I said in a previous post. My fiance and I will not be having children. This is no longer a world safe for them.

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  2. Abby Normal Dude

    September 9th, 2012

    Liberals are too angry about their lives to know what is and isn’t funny.

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  3. 66chevelle

    September 9th, 2012

    Know what’s unintentionally funny? A magazine called “Mother Jones” mocking traditional marriage.

    How’s about a name change to “Two Daddy Jones”?

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  4. Billy Fuster

    September 9th, 2012

    @66chevelle (Malibu?): Yes, how ironic–a leftist magazine called “Mother” anything because they would have aborted their children.

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  5. FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation

    September 9th, 2012

    I have 2 pencils and no pencil holders.

    I have two daddies, what hole does the baby come out of?

    I have two daddies, where do I get my breast milk?

    Why do they walk funny?

    Why do they talk funny?

    Why do muslims kill them but they only hate Jesus?

    Now my daddies want to marry me

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  6. Mr.Gates

    September 9th, 2012

    When the left wants to use children, they will tell us, “From the mouths of babes. We should listen to the wisdom of children.”

    Of course, children have no wisdom. That only comes with experience. But they are endowed by Mother Nature with a yearning to be loved by a Mommy and Daddy. Perhaps that’s the wisdom of nature.

    It made me so sad the other day when my 8 year old asked me if I wanted to hear something really sad. He said his friend Nick (from school) doesn’t have a daddy. He has 2 mothers. (adopted) I told him we need to be extra nice to Nick because he needs good friends.

    By the way, Nick’s Moms have split up because one of the dykes fell in love with another woman. Now Nick has 3 Mothers. That poor child is going to be so fucked in the head when he grows up it will be a miracle if he succeeds in life.

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  7. Dr. Tar

    September 9th, 2012

    The jerks at Mother Jones have no good answers to the children’s questions so they fall back on their standard response – hipster sarcasm and condescension.

    It’s so predictable it earns annoyance and impatience’s from me.

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 9th, 2012

    How can a 5 year old understand homosexuality when they can’t even understand their own sexuality?

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  9. Bob M.

    September 9th, 2012

    MOTHER Jones was found face down in Rikki Lake, and therefore unavailable for comment… :-/

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  10. scr_north

    September 9th, 2012

    People, the staff at Mother Jones are so baked all the time that they’d laugh at an orphan puppy being eaten by a Great White Shark while kittens were being used as chum to attract dolphin to harpoon with explosive spears. Hmm, Too much? Feel free to add.

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  11. MaryfromMarin

    September 9th, 2012

    I didn’t know that Mother Jones was still around. I must lead a sheltered life. Who buys that sort of stuff? Does anyone know their circulation stats?

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  12. antiteabagger

    September 9th, 2012

    That ad and all the comments are intentionally hateful.

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  13. mkultra

    September 9th, 2012

    No, failing to show sufficient reverence for mentally ill perverts is not hate, you dumb troll bastard.

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  14. Mountain Dog

    September 9th, 2012

    Liberals are children. They have yet to develop mature, rational thinking. When they do they will no longer be liberals.

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  15. Czar of Defenestration

    September 9th, 2012

    TO: “antiteabagger”

    You claim it is hateful to criticize homosexuality by you using an ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL term:

    PLEASE JUSTIFY.

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  16. just a lurker

    September 9th, 2012

    Dear Hannah:

    Your postion is absolutely understandable.

    Perhaps someday you and your husband will reconsider..Certainly no one should tell you what to do, but how about this guilt trip?

    This is the time where America needs EVERY well-raised, America-loving, ‘good little boy and girl’ we can possibly have. [[I'm working an alternative to homeschooling that should be possible, despite BIGGOVT regs. and restrictions.]]

    Back when Schwartzkoff (H. Norman) was kicking Iraqi ass, he said that, “The time to quit is not when everything’s all goofed up. The time to quit is when everything’s fixed.” {paraphrase]

    You can find your own facts and figures about the horrible and tragic deaths of the Civil War era…

    No one can ask you to be Navy SEAL, nor an Army Ranger, that’ll come from within…
    ———-

    I do often wonder how we’re going find enough people to willfully make sacrifices in order to build the equivalent of 80,000 airplanes in a 12 month period during World War II in order to win this current war….

    Best of Luck and Congratulations

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  17. Joe

    September 9th, 2012

    Hannah: I said the same thing you did about not having children, after reading Paul Ehrlich’s book The Population Bomb back in the 1960s. Now I’m old and don’t have anyone to take care of me. Please reconsider your decision.

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  18. mickey_moussaoui

    September 10th, 2012

    Mother Jones is stuck on stupid

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