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President Obama on Saturday hammed it up over former President Clinton’s popular convention speech, praising his Oval Office predecessor’s defense of his record.

At a St. Petersburg, Fla. rally, Obama noted that Clinton “made the case as only he can.”

“After he spoke, somebody sent out a tweet that said “you should appoint him ‘secretary of explaining stuff.’ I like that!”

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  1. Houston

    September 9th, 2012

    Everyone knows that is not a cabinet position!

    He’d be a czar!

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  2. sig94

    September 9th, 2012

    [...]Obama noted that Clinton “made the case as only he can.”

    He left a stain on the podium?

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  3. Joe

    September 9th, 2012

    I am afraid that Hillary’s and Bill’s ends are not gonna be pretty. Most of us won’t be there to say goodbye. Toodles, ya’ll.

    Daily prayer: Lord, please rid us of the Clintons.

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  4. the aardvark

    September 9th, 2012

    And please rid us of Barry as well.

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  5. chiefillinicake

    September 9th, 2012

    Or Humidor Czar

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  6. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 9th, 2012

    We already have a Bullsh*tter in Chief.

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  7. chiefillinicake

    September 9th, 2012

    Obama has logged more time in front of cameras “explaining shit” than any other figure in the history of the planet, yet a man who hasn’t been in an election since 1996 comes out, and in 48 minutes, shows The Amateur how shit actually gets done?

    Obama is such an inept idiot that he can’t or won’t see that the Clintons are playing him for the dolt he is. The Clintons, as always, are in it for the Clintons. The more Obama relies on Clinton, the more inept he looks.

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  8. Steaming Pyle

    September 9th, 2012

    “The secretary of Explaining Stuff” like the meaning of “IS”.

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  9. Anonymous

    September 9th, 2012

    That entire segment of America should be relegated to the barn on someone else’s farm.

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  10. FreedomCat

    September 9th, 2012

    Right On Chief!

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  11. Tim

    September 9th, 2012

    “He’s a really GOOD liar!”

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  12. Death_By-Farts

    September 9th, 2012

    The sheep on the left who are raving about Clinton’s speech forget one thing…He’s not running for president….

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  13. Toaster

    September 9th, 2012

    How about “Fabrication czar”?

    These Donk pols certainly do love the wages of sin.

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  14. Carlos The Jackal

    September 9th, 2012

    Secretary of Offense Bill Clinton.

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  15. Bob M.

    September 9th, 2012

    Maybe he can explain why your ONE term as president is about to END.

    >:->

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  16. scr_north

    September 9th, 2012

    Clinton committed felonies that would have had any other man labeled a sexual predator and thrown into jail. His wife actively aided him in his attacks so don’t shed any tears about how badly he treated her. Sexual assaults aside, what he did with Ms. Lewinsky can also be a civil offence as it’s unlawful in most jurisdictions for a boss to have sexual relations with someone who is in his direct line of authority as the law feels that the boss can wield pressure on the victim to comply. Oh, and he lied to a grand jusry and his minions tried to destroy several people. Fuck this prick, one can only hope that his blood is just chock-a-block full lots of little ironic justice that are starting to come home to roost.

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  17. Mountain Dog

    September 9th, 2012

    You know you are in deep shit when the only president you can find who is willing to back you up at a “big” rally is one who has been impeached.

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  18. Joe

    September 9th, 2012

    Slick Willie can’t have that heart surgery done but so many times, then it’s time to meet your Maker.

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