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Somebody’s gotta pay for the bitch’s tamales when on the campaign trail.

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I can’t add anything beyond the original “you’ve got to be shittin’ me, woman” from Obamablows.

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The woman is so bowlegged she couldn’t stop a pig in an alley and is asking me to skip a meal? Puhlease.

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Xavier, Somethings got to be going on. For Christ sake I live in California and if there are people around here that support that Jack Ass, they are being very quite about it. Maybe for good reason.

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I swear. I damn near choked on my KAT sammich.
Kobe Arugula and Tomato.

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It’s OK … they’ve turned half the country into beggars so I guess they’re trying it themselves.

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Like the picture of mooch. If they hadn’t fckd up the economy so damn much we could all go back to having three squares a day.

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I’ve got another good one for ya ‘ Eric Witholder’s DOJ is suing a library for lending e-books that are inaccessible to the blind story here ,unbelievable.

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I think I saw that story here. As you can tell, I’m a big fan of Eric the Holder.

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@Brad–

Look what was in the Marin Independent Journal yesterday!

http://www.marinij.com/ci_21489568/fact-checking-obamas-convention-speech

It’s going to get so I don’t recognize where I live any more, soon. Won’t that be nice?

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Why doesn’t that fat ass skip about ten? What kind of funhouse mirror does she look at herself in?

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Mary, I do live in a very conservative county, shit our county seat is still known as Hangtown, but all of our media comes from Sac. They seem to be turning on their superstar. Wouldn’t it be cool if Cali. went Repub like in the old days. Hey, I can dream.

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Mary, Great article by the way.

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tucsondon: It’s God’s way of compensating for the gargantuan penis that swings between her knee caps.

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@tucsondon, LMAO!

@Zonga, congratulations on your wise choice.

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Zonga, I’ll second the genius Norman Einstein on your wise choice; where are you moving to?

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MOOCH: “I can haz Soylent Green?”

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@Zonga–

We’ll miss one less conservative here. Each one counts for a lot, you know.

Hoe your move goes well, and you are happy in your new home!

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“Hope”

(need to pay more attention to the keyboarding)

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Zonga, I made the switch 5 years ago and I’ve never felt better! Sorry Mary and Brad, my apologies. Sometimes you gotta know when to fold ‘em. Conservative cowgirl is in yall’ neck of the woods, though.
PS Mary.. could you send me a real SF sourdough bread starter? Mine died and you just can’t get one around here. Vermont sourdough is crappy, kinda like the typical Vermont voter.

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@cakes–

Stranded is here, too–and several more.

If I have to go into SF to get the sourdough starter, it might be a while. I have to take the entire series of shots first.

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@Cakes- Vermont turned an old acquaintance of mine from an easy going, liberal-leaning, metro-NYC raised Jewish guy into a flaming, abrasive, annoying pain in the butt liberal (or “proudly progressive” as he says). He lived there for a few years after college. I have no idea what happened to him, but some of us blame Vermont.

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Mary, don’t forget the nose plugs and lysol.
Seriously, Michelle eats mighty well off our dime, how dare she ask parents to send in their kids dinner money for her so she can continue doing it.

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Toaster, can’t blame a place, its your friends fault for being so weak. Look at all these Californians and ex- Californians here on iotw. It’s all about character.

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@cakes- true, when some of his old friends get together we joke about Vermont being responsible for his change in character but we know the truth. Just a bad attempt at humor plus being sad that a friend became an ideological pest.

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@Zonga — I am happy for you. In a few years my wife and I are looking at making the move. Great weather, and…that’s it. I’ll miss the sunsets over the Pacific but I’ll endure. Hope your move is safe and uneventful.

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@Stranded-the sunrise over the Atlantic isn’t too shabby.

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