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We Can’t Discriminate Against the Poor Macaque That Has Only Known America as Its Home

Home - by - September 8, 2012 - 23:04 America/New_York - 5 Comments

I call for the DREAM ACT to include the Macaque Monkey. I know that it will disenfranchise the Macaque’s that have been waiting to come here legally, but what else can we do?

Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman

Macaque monkey

STORY HERE

» 5 Comments

  1. fina

    September 8th, 2012

    To the now proven racist Los Angles Times: it’s “undocumented” monkey.

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  2. duh won

    September 9th, 2012

    used to be rilla-garoosa proudly called himself a watermelon

    somebody’s gonna need legal assistance

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 9th, 2012

    One macaque.
    Two macaca.

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  4. Holder2013

    September 9th, 2012

    Moochee 0bama needs to have a talk with whoever if feeding those tree rats.

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  5. Billy Fuster

    September 9th, 2012

    Monkey sugar high–it’s grrrreat!

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