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[Used] Sex Toys Stolen In Burglary
GREELEY, Colo. — A man in Greeley has been arrested on suspicion of burglary and theft after he allegedly took several items from his neighbor’s home.
The man is accused of taking sex toys and personal care items on Aug. 29 from a home in the 3100 block of 19th Ave., said Greely Police Public Information Officer Sgt. Susan West.
West said the victim happened to have several pictures of the missing toys and found a pair of binoculars on her bed that didn’t belong to her. She said entry had been forced through a basement window.
h/t David C.
Navy Squid
September 8th, 2012
Not quite sure I’d want ‘em back, though!
dapenguin in OIHO
September 8th, 2012
Hey no problem let the guy go, unless of course he was wearing a # 18 Jersey, then throw the book at him
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Edith McCrotch
September 8th, 2012
Having perverse thoughts?
Answer to God.
Acting on those perverse thoughts?
Then you have to answer to us here on earth.
Unneutral
September 8th, 2012
Steal someone’s sex toys??….I’m not sure if a liberal would stoop that low. OK, give me a minute….I’m not sure the devil would stoop that low. One and the same I suspect.
Cynic
September 8th, 2012
The woman was quoted as saying “Ever since Mr Matthews moved in my, um, personal items went missing. Now I know why”.
BigSlurpy
September 8th, 2012
Everyone should keep photographs of their sex toys just in case. This might happen to you one day.
Billy Fuster
September 8th, 2012
EWWWWW!
Mountain Dog
September 8th, 2012
I used to love Colorado until all the liberals from Californicate started moving there.
SgtZim
September 8th, 2012
That was my thought too Bigslurpy, who the hell takes pictures of their dildos, except the Soetero family?
Sarge
September 8th, 2012
It must have been an awkward moment when the suspects wife returned the rest of the toys the following day.
Holder2013
September 8th, 2012
Man, I’d hate to have to look at their family photo album. WTF?
Xavier
September 8th, 2012
“the victim happened to have several pictures of the missing toys”
This is disturbing.
Doc Johnson
September 10th, 2012
What a weird, weird person. Gross!