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Ben and Jerry’s Sues Porno Company For Spoofing Their Flavors

Home - by - September 6, 2012 - 18:15 America/New_York - 37 Comments

I guess because they think it lowers the grandeur and class of a company who put out an ice cream called Schweddy Balls.

UPI -

Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry’s filed a lawsuit in New York against a hardcore pornography company that spoofed the line’s flavors with its movie titles.

The lawsuit, filed in federal court, accuses Caballero Video of using “titles and themes that are based on and deliberately trade upon” Ben & Jerry’s trademarks for its “Ben & Cherry’s” line of films, the New York Post reported Thursday.

The porn titles include “Boston Cream Thigh” and “Hairy Garcia,” which the ice cream maker said are deliberate references to its “Boston Cream Pie” and “Cherry Garcia” flavors.

The New York Daily News reported the ice cream company also accuses the porn studio of ripping off its logo to make covers for the DVDs.

The suit seeks the profits from the movies as well as unspecified damages.

The Post said Caballero officials did not return calls for comment.

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I was so looking forward to the Brownie Batter spoof -

Baby Batter.

Then there was Hubby’s Chubby that was scheduled for later this fall.

I was not, however, looking forward to

Chocolate Macaca Dame Has Nuts.

» 37 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    September 6th, 2012

    …and Cherry Garcia is not a porn name?

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  2. Anonymous

    September 6th, 2012

    Shit floats

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  3. vangrungy

    September 6th, 2012

    It’s parody and thus allowed under ‘fair comment’

    Am I rite?

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  4. cakes

    September 6th, 2012

    Smells like phish food

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  5. cakes

    September 6th, 2012

    Chunky monkey love

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  6. cakes

    September 6th, 2012

    Double mudslide ( gay porn)

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  7. even steven

    September 6th, 2012

    Wow. Ben and Jerry are even creepier than the pornographers they’re suing. I never thought I would be siding with pornographers. Go figure.

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  8. spymyeyes

    September 6th, 2012

    I guess they did not pray at their alter of “gay love” like all good inbred vermont hillbillies do.

    next up:

    Golden gobs of man-goo

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  9. Jerry Manderin

    September 6th, 2012

    Sour Batch.

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  10. Jerry Manderin

    September 6th, 2012

    Everything but the…

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  11. Jerry Manderin

    September 6th, 2012

    Sinnamon Buns

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  12. Jerry Manderin

    September 6th, 2012

    Good point on the Schweddy Balls, BFH. Once the defense points out Karamel Sutra, Ben & Jerry will be laughed out of court.

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  13. Jerry Manderin

    September 6th, 2012

    Last one.

    What a clusterf*ck.

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  14. Chalupa

    September 6th, 2012

    Boneroo Buzz

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  15. Chalupa

    September 6th, 2012

    Willie Nelson’s Country Bitch Gobbler

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  16. Jerry Manderin

    September 6th, 2012

    @Chalupa. I’m going to incorporate “Boneroo” into my lexicon. LOL!

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  17. Unruly Refugee

    September 6th, 2012

    Wallow Nutsack.

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  18. Chuck U Farley

    September 6th, 2012

    Their whole lineup is porn titles!

    “Chocolate Fudge Brown..eye” – Barack’s favorite
    “Bone aroo Buzz” – Kanga love
    “Ameribone Dream”
    “Sweet Cream & ‘W’ookies” – Mooch sauce
    “Butt her Pee can”
    “Peach Knobbler”
    “Vanilla Caramel Fudge” – more interracial homo stuff
    “Greek Yogurt” – really
    “Strawberry Cheesecake”
    “Late Night ‘Wh’ack”
    “Dublin Mudslide” – Irish homos?

    I’m sick; I’ll stop

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  19. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    Poo Fighters

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  20. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    Dixie Dicks

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  21. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    Who’s Your Debt-y?

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  22. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    Deep Debt.

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  23. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    Debt-y Does Dallas.

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  24. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    Me So Wasserman.
    (Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!)

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  25. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    When Hairy Reed Meats Bare-y

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  26. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    A.I.D.S. to Obama Spread The Word

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  27. Czar of Defenestration

    September 6th, 2012

    Capt. Clinton: Well Blow Me Down!

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  28. Spartan

    September 6th, 2012

    What happened to that ‘shared prosperity’ BS?

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  29. Tracy

    September 6th, 2012

    Castro Culo

    Rahmz Rod

    Latté Sin-Clair

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  30. Tracy

    September 6th, 2012

    Correction:
    Castro Duo Culo

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  31. Tracy

    September 6th, 2012

    Rhumba Raza

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  32. Tracy

    September 6th, 2012

    Grandé Kenyan

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  33. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 6th, 2012

    B&J’s is owned by Lever Bros. now (Unilever) makers of many fine SOAPs. If I find out Dial is one of theirs I’ll quit using it, too.

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  34. Tracy

    September 6th, 2012

    2 LOADED LIBERAL SLOB 1%er OWS SUPPORTING HYPOCRITE HIPPY SCUMBAGS

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  35. judgeroybean

    September 6th, 2012

    Love it. Liberals hiring liberal lawyers to sue other liberals. Cannibalism at it’s finest.

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  36. GregMan

    September 7th, 2012

    Inside Annie Sprinkles
    Beyond The Green Pistachio
    Buttmonkey Berry (or Barry?)

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  37. czekmark

    September 7th, 2012

    Ben/Jerrys suit is too ludicrous to be funny.

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