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Ben and Jerry’s Sues Porno Company For Spoofing Their Flavors
I guess because they think it lowers the grandeur and class of a company who put out an ice cream called Schweddy Balls.
Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry’s filed a lawsuit in New York against a hardcore pornography company that spoofed the line’s flavors with its movie titles.
The lawsuit, filed in federal court, accuses Caballero Video of using “titles and themes that are based on and deliberately trade upon” Ben & Jerry’s trademarks for its “Ben & Cherry’s” line of films, the New York Post reported Thursday.
The porn titles include “Boston Cream Thigh” and “Hairy Garcia,” which the ice cream maker said are deliberate references to its “Boston Cream Pie” and “Cherry Garcia” flavors.
The New York Daily News reported the ice cream company also accuses the porn studio of ripping off its logo to make covers for the DVDs.
The suit seeks the profits from the movies as well as unspecified damages.
The Post said Caballero officials did not return calls for comment.
!snip!
I was so looking forward to the Brownie Batter spoof -
Baby Batter.
Then there was Hubby’s Chubby that was scheduled for later this fall.
I was not, however, looking forward to
Chocolate Macaca Dame Has Nuts.





Anonymous
September 6th, 2012
…and Cherry Garcia is not a porn name?
Anonymous
September 6th, 2012
Shit floats
vangrungy
September 6th, 2012
It’s parody and thus allowed under ‘fair comment’
Am I rite?
cakes
September 6th, 2012
Smells like phish food
cakes
September 6th, 2012
Chunky monkey love
cakes
September 6th, 2012
Double mudslide ( gay porn)
even steven
September 6th, 2012
Wow. Ben and Jerry are even creepier than the pornographers they’re suing. I never thought I would be siding with pornographers. Go figure.
spymyeyes
September 6th, 2012
I guess they did not pray at their alter of “gay love” like all good inbred vermont hillbillies do.
next up:
Golden gobs of man-goo
Jerry Manderin
September 6th, 2012
Sour Batch.
Jerry Manderin
September 6th, 2012
Everything but the…
Jerry Manderin
September 6th, 2012
Sinnamon Buns
Jerry Manderin
September 6th, 2012
Good point on the Schweddy Balls, BFH. Once the defense points out Karamel Sutra, Ben & Jerry will be laughed out of court.
Jerry Manderin
September 6th, 2012
Last one.
What a clusterf*ck.
Chalupa
September 6th, 2012
Boneroo Buzz
Chalupa
September 6th, 2012
Willie Nelson’s Country Bitch Gobbler
Jerry Manderin
September 6th, 2012
@Chalupa. I’m going to incorporate “Boneroo” into my lexicon. LOL!
Unruly Refugee
September 6th, 2012
Wallow Nutsack.
Chuck U Farley
September 6th, 2012
Their whole lineup is porn titles!
“Chocolate Fudge Brown..eye” – Barack’s favorite
“Bone aroo Buzz” – Kanga love
“Ameribone Dream”
“Sweet Cream & ‘W’ookies” – Mooch sauce
“Butt her Pee can”
“Peach Knobbler”
“Vanilla Caramel Fudge” – more interracial homo stuff
“Greek Yogurt” – really
“Strawberry Cheesecake”
“Late Night ‘Wh’ack”
“Dublin Mudslide” – Irish homos?
I’m sick; I’ll stop
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
Poo Fighters
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
Dixie Dicks
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
Who’s Your Debt-y?
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
Deep Debt.
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
Debt-y Does Dallas.
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
Me So Wasserman.
(Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!)
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
When Hairy Reed Meats Bare-y
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
A.I.D.S. to Obama Spread The Word
Czar of Defenestration
September 6th, 2012
Capt. Clinton: Well Blow Me Down!
Spartan
September 6th, 2012
What happened to that ‘shared prosperity’ BS?
Tracy
September 6th, 2012
Castro Culo
Rahmz Rod
Latté Sin-Clair
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
Tracy
September 6th, 2012
Correction:
Castro Duo Culo
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
Tracy
September 6th, 2012
Rhumba Raza
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
Tracy
September 6th, 2012
Grandé Kenyan
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 6th, 2012
B&J’s is owned by Lever Bros. now (Unilever) makers of many fine SOAPs. If I find out Dial is one of theirs I’ll quit using it, too.
Tracy
September 6th, 2012
2 LOADED LIBERAL SLOB 1%er OWS SUPPORTING HYPOCRITE HIPPY SCUMBAGS
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
judgeroybean
September 6th, 2012
Love it. Liberals hiring liberal lawyers to sue other liberals. Cannibalism at it’s finest.
GregMan
September 7th, 2012
Inside Annie Sprinkles
Beyond The Green Pistachio
Buttmonkey Berry (or Barry?)
czekmark
September 7th, 2012
Ben/Jerrys suit is too ludicrous to be funny.