Home - by BigFurHat - September 6, 2012 - 12:00 America/New_York - 26 Comments
September 6th, 2012
Now there’s a ‘spoil your day’ moment if ever I saw one.
Does that say “DNC” on the side of that truck?
And thus ended the careers of Bo and Luke Duke, Hazmat Haulers.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Judging by those trees in the background (which are usually seen feeding giraffes) I’d say this happened in Africa.
So where’s the video?
We’re conditioned now…
Look Mommy, it’s the Dancing Truck!
Hey y’all, watch this…!
You might be a redneck if….
Joe Biden hitches a ride home with the truck driver from Stephen Speilberg’s Duel.
Forshadowing of the upcoming election…
Obama/Biden/Reid in the tanker truck.
Romney/Ryan/Boehner in the truck that just passed them.
Very symbolic…And appropriate
Snowball the Sourpuss
Barry driving us out of the ditch…
Best laugh of the thread award (so far)
[as beer is set down]
The real reason there will be no balloons at the DNC tonight.
0bama: Hey Joe(Biden), we need someone to deliver balloon gas for tonight.
Joe Chitwood Biden
Carlos The Jackal
Now play dead!
And….in the final straightaway it’s the RNC by two lengths… wait the DNC is trying to take a shortcut… and WHOOPS it’s game over folks!
Folks we’re being told now that what caused the DNC crash was a cargo shift as they tried unsuccessfully to jettison God and Israel.
DNC Pit Crew Chief Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has filed a formal protest and is insisting the DNC vehicle did not try to jettison any cargo, which is illegal under the current rules. She’s also claiming that the DNC truck actually won the race and the RNC vehicle is the one in the ditch, “no matter what your lying eyes might tell you”. Back to you, Bob.
I saw that scene in a Bond movie I think….
There’s now speculation that a power issue may had led to the emergency jettisoning of cargo that caused the crash: apparently a disproportionate amount of horsepower was sent to the far left side of the truck, resulting in a loss of traction which in turn overloaded the suspension on the moderately left side. If you look closely at the slow motion replay just before the rollover you can see that the moderately left front tire is trying to correct the damage caused by the power surge to the far left side. But it doesn’t matter now does it? The DNC behemoth is back in the ditch after being towed out and repainted earlier this week. Back to you, Bob.
Stranded in Sonoma
I sure hope this isn’t one of those poop trucks from Dubai.
September 9th, 2012
Dateline: Summer of 2013. Barry gets a job as tanker driver due to the overwhelming recommendations from his old buddies at the MSM.
NYT’s reports: “Barry is as masterful behind the wheel of an eighteen wheeler as he was behind the economy”.
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