Home - by BigFurHat - September 6, 2012 - 09:00 America/New_York - 13 Comments
People reached out to catch him, but missed. He’s fine. Luckily he fell on his head.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 6th, 2012
Down, down and awaaaayyyy,
On my beautiful bald balloooonn!
Stick a coupla these in there: ♫ ♫
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.” -Deep Thoughts
Howzitgo? Thirty-two feet per second per second?
The midget photographer who broke his fall is listed in Critical Condition at Chicago Hope Hospital. Surgeons are trying to remove hundreds of splinters he got from the empty chair he was standing on when he captured the stunning moment on film.
Was there any damage done to the road or sidewalk? Do we need to send a city crew to inspect? Infrastructure is most important!
decades ago, slojo reached terminal imbecility
Update on the midget photographer’s condition: It has been determined that the chair was plastic, and that the splinters instead came from the Vice President’s head. VP Biden was completely uninjured and remains in a vegetative state.
The veep was wearing Superman pajamas and a bath towel tied around his neck.
The sidewalk will be closed to pedestrian traffic, pending repairs.
That was a big f’in leap !
Look closer…They aren’t reaching out to help him…They’re trying to steal his watch and wedding ring.
Actually, the “hands” belong to the men in white coats who finally caught up with him.
Joe is calling for the nearby SS agent to help him, but he’s distracted by the blow job Sandra Fluke is giving him.
September 7th, 2012
Get some fresh air..
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