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Joe Biden Falls Out of Hotel Window

Home - by - September 6, 2012 - 09:00 America/New_York - 13 Comments

People reached out to catch him, but missed. He’s fine. Luckily he fell on his head.

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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 6th, 2012

    Down, down and awaaaayyyy,

    On my beautiful bald balloooonn!

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 6th, 2012

    Stick a coupla these in there: ♫ ♫

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  3. CrustyB

    September 6th, 2012

    “If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.” -Deep Thoughts

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  4. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 6th, 2012

    Howzitgo? Thirty-two feet per second per second?

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  5. 66chevelle

    September 6th, 2012

    The midget photographer who broke his fall is listed in Critical Condition at Chicago Hope Hospital. Surgeons are trying to remove hundreds of splinters he got from the empty chair he was standing on when he captured the stunning moment on film.

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  6. TexMark

    September 6th, 2012

    Was there any damage done to the road or sidewalk? Do we need to send a city crew to inspect? Infrastructure is most important!

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  7. krp

    September 6th, 2012

    decades ago, slojo reached terminal imbecility

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  8. 66chevelle

    September 6th, 2012

    Update on the midget photographer’s condition: It has been determined that the chair was plastic, and that the splinters instead came from the Vice President’s head. VP Biden was completely uninjured and remains in a vegetative state.

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  9. norman einstein

    September 6th, 2012

    The veep was wearing Superman pajamas and a bath towel tied around his neck.

    The sidewalk will be closed to pedestrian traffic, pending repairs.

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  10. Anonymous

    September 6th, 2012

    That was a big f’in leap !

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  11. Death_By_Farts

    September 6th, 2012

    Look closer…They aren’t reaching out to help him…They’re trying to steal his watch and wedding ring.

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  12. Death_By_Farts

    September 6th, 2012

    Actually, the “hands” belong to the men in white coats who finally caught up with him.
    Joe is calling for the nearby SS agent to help him, but he’s distracted by the blow job Sandra Fluke is giving him.

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  13. Anonymous

    September 7th, 2012

    @ farts

    Get some fresh air..

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