Home - by BigFurHat - September 5, 2012 - 12:00 America/New_York - 43 Comments
Amy Odell BuzzFeed Staff
Amy, you’re either blind, an unwavering sycophant or an idiot.
September 5th, 2012
No one else I’ve seen wears a car crash better than Michelle Obama.
Like an explosion in a thrift store.
She dresses like a 5 year old who has found Mommy’s old trunk of high school clothes and the Christmas wrapping paper in the attic.
I only wish she did her own makeup. ‘Why so Michelle?’ could be a new meme.
Gotta admit I’m so unplugged from hip fashion that dressing up, to me, anymore, is wearing something that has a “dry clean only” tag in it. That said, however, I really haven’t seen many “boob belts”. Is that really her ‘signature’ in fashion?
From ancient of times, the YETI has ALWAYS fascinated man…
As compared to what? The guy in the first picture wearing orange crocs?
The article forgot to include “her very unique style, or the complete lack of it”, will cause stampedes at Salvation Army Thrift Stores”.
No matter how her handlers dress her, she’s going to look like a circus freak.
She’s uglier than Mario Batali’s hairy orange orangutan taint.
I heard they had to fly in Oprah Winfrey’s Make-up Seal Team Six to pull off Mooch’s “look” last night.
She’s gotta be, what, about 6-2″ 250, wouldn’t you say?
She’s so into herself, she doesn’t realize how Freakin stupid she looks. And she’s paying people to do that to her at the expense of us tax payers….oh wait, I just lost my job because of barry, so, i guess I’ll have to be on barry’s side now?
I don’t think so. I’m prepared.
now here is real skank. Really hard to look at.
At least Courthey Stodden is easy on the eyes… from the neck down.
Snowball the Sourpuss
Well, in all fairness, it is hard to get a look at yourself when the mirror keeps shattering.
I figured it out.
All the “big name” fashion designers make their “creations” with the intent to look good on anorexic 15 year olds who model them at shows.
Then they want to use MOOCH for publicity, but they are too stupid to realize this crap looks even worse on her.
Even though you CAN put lipstick on a pig nobody will want to kiss it….
She’s probably had enough coaching to know how to dress by now. She just does this to shame America.
I thought she looked good last night during her speech.
But then again, I call a spade a spade.
the creators of angry birds use her for inspiration.
her eyebrows say it all.
Brown Eyed Girl
Nasty. That is all.
If I were an artist, I would be pissed if I was handed that canvas.
Put lipstick on a pig and you still have a pig…..
“…Michelle Obama’s style remains surprisingly relatable, likable, and not weird”.
My “favorite” is the purple plastic shower curtain, minus one shoulder strap. Did she get it at Home Depot? Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Or one of those other high-end fashion outlets?
eternal cracker p
BFH, that’s about as many images of her as you put up in a month. Quota reached for September.
You nailed it. I’ll be laughing all day
Note to BuzzFeed writer:
1) You are wrong.
2) Go back and re-read “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”
Now rewrite this article. Accurately, if you can.
P.S. You are a jerk.
Every time I see the First ‘squatch, I think:
Halloween came early.
If she didn’t look so much like a yeti, a good nickname might be Clash.
and feel free to use that if it’s not already taken.
Clashsquash. Damn spellchecker must be broke, but i think that’s the right spelling.
da punkin suit creacks me up
I always liked the Klingon ceremonial garb she wore at the imaculation.
A few of her outfits aren’t to bad…please don’t hit me.
But the majority are just plain cringe worthy. Most first ladies aren’t trying to make a splash good or bad. It’s called good taste, and either you have it or you don’t and Moochelle ain’t got it.
The trypech of fool’s gold is my favorite.
But that is coming from an engineer who wears hawaiian shirts and crocs year round.
I really could careless what anyone wears even to the point if they wear nothing at all. But if you are first lady and living high on my taxpayer’s dime, don’t live like it is an unending trough to feed from.
Better fashion choices could be made by running blindfolded through The Goodwill.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Yeah, relatable . . . to these people:
… or a 1953 General Motors upholsterer.
What CAN she be thinking of in these horrible outfits? What’s the deal with the wide black belly band added to several outfits? Do not the designers know how to gently give her some fashion advice? If my name was on her clothing labels I’d sure try to guide her a little better.
That IS the woman who is supposed to be representative of what America looks like to the entire world. This is what all of them see.
In that case, you could say that she is well dressed because her husband has turned the country into trash.
She isn’t very bright. Those designers are laughing all the way to the bank as she plucks the latest disaster from a sycophant’s hands and crawls into it.
The ASPCF (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fabrics) will arrest her right after Romney’s inauguration for making all those thousands of yards of silk scream as she stretched it across her ass. Chinese moths have dubbed her, “The Crack of Doom.”
At least she covers up.
@Snowball for the win!!!
She’s a monstrosity. And WTF is that gold tinfoil thing?
Hell…Phyllis Diller looked better in her heyday, when she was deliberately TRYING to look like a freak.
This hideous beast is a national disgrace – 23 staffers to select her ‘wardrobe’.
Even Mario Battagli’s hideous orange Crocs are out-hideofied by Mooch-elle’s dress.
BTW – in regards to Crocs, I can’t say it any better than the terrorist character in “The Dictator” movie, “Good God, man! Crocs are the universal symbol of the man who has given up all hope!”
Crocs are damn near as bad as fluoridated water.
99th Squad Leader
Mooch reserves her best thrift shop look for our allies.
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