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Home - by - September 4, 2012 - 23:59 America/New_York - 46 Comments

That’s my tribute to this bloated POS -

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  1. Troy

    September 4th, 2012

    Another post regarding pig shit?

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  2. Troy

    September 5th, 2012

    Oh sorry, pig-eyed-sack-of-shit, my bad.

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  3. Apple pie

    September 5th, 2012

    There’s just one less destructive, deviant piece of shit walking the planet is how I see it.

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  4. Plain Jane

    September 5th, 2012

    Ain’t gonna watch it. I am having a good day, and want to keep the thoughts of Obummer’s pig sh*t exploding in my mind.

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  5. xthred

    September 5th, 2012

    Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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  6. Rio

    September 5th, 2012

    I would pay good money to watch Judge Robert Bork piss on his grave.

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  7. BigFurHat

    September 5th, 2012

    I wouldn’t pay a nickel to reanimate his corpse.. oh, wait. I would. Just to see him die again.

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  8. Xavier

    September 5th, 2012

    I heard he’s been sober for almost 6 months now.

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  9. LyleLovett666

    September 5th, 2012

    Piece of shit murderer deviant.Should have died in place of Mary Joe.A new wing in hell constructed for his arrival.I hope he drowns eleven times an hour in hell.

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  10. simply enraged

    September 5th, 2012

    Thanks all! Couldn’t agree more and can’t think of anything addditional to add.

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  11. Unruly Refugee

    September 5th, 2012

    A successful murderer.

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  12. LyleLovett666

    September 5th, 2012

    What a god awful piece of human toilet trash.Only dems could elevate a drunken,philandering,murdering tax dodger who grew up in ultimate privilege to the status of saint.I feel bad for the brain tumor that had to live in his gigantic woman murdering,scotch addled,bloated head.His corpse should have been burned in a litter box and then thrown onto a trash heap to be picked apart by seagulls.SCUM!

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  13. Frosteetoes

    September 5th, 2012

    Ted Kennedy is now eligible to vote in Chicago.

    Kennedy was so full of himself he floated. So full of shit he’s dead

    Is there life after death? Don’t ask Ted Kennedy, because he has been responsible for three.

    Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of his brothers by dying with something lodged in his brain.

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 5th, 2012

    As I understand it from FDR, Lucifer won’t let Teddy have the keys to the liquor cabinet. Oh, there’s no water in hell, but there are cars and bridges over the fire and brimstone, and Teddy never drives alone.

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  15. Merry Poppet

    September 5th, 2012

    Dying is the best thing Ted Kennedy ever did for this country. Shame it didn’t happen sooner.

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  16. Groucho Marxist

    September 5th, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ua9DN8ZXmOw, (Tuneage)

    On a dark resort roadway cool wind in his hair
    Warm smell of Chivas Regal filling up in the air
    Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light
    His head grew heavy and his sight grew dim
    Bridge was left but he went right

    There he stood in the doorway; He was dripping wet
    There’d been a accident, didn’t mention Mary Jo Yet
    After he talked with a lawyer, he showed us the way
    It was 10 hours later in the middle of Day

    Welcome to the Hotel Chappaquiddick
    Such a lovely place, she had a lovely face
    Plenty of room at the Hotel Chappaquiddick
    Any time of year (any time of year) you can find him here

    His story was definitely twisted, didn’t know the roads or bends
    he made a lot of calls to family and to lawyer friends
    How he sweat in the sunlight, how he’s to beat this rap
    Some things he remembers, others he forgets.

    So I called up Uncle Teddy; lets go for a drive
    he hasn’t seen the backseat of a car since nineteen sixty-nine
    He can hear her voice calling from beneath the waves
    Wakes him up in the middle of the night, just to hear her say

    Welcome to the Hotel Chappaquiddick
    Such a lovely place, she had a lovely face
    Plenty of room at the Hotel Chappaquiddick
    When you tell lies (when you tell lies) We have alibis

    Autos in the water, the girl is now on ice
    And he said, it was just a horrible accident let’s cease and desist
    Among the Kennedy Family, there’s no greater beast
    The press asked some questions, he doesn’t care in the least

    Last thing he remembered was swimming to the shore
    He had to find the shortcut back to the place he was before
    Relax said the family. We are programmed to deceive
    You can check it out anytime you like but the truth will never leave

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  17. antiteabagger

    September 5th, 2012

    A great man. Bigfur is right this time. Ted Kennedy truly was a pillar of strength.

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  18. Groucho Marxist

    September 5th, 2012

    He will be remembered as a great statesman….

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  19. Groucho Marxist

    September 5th, 2012

    A great statesman is a dead politician

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  20. Anonymous

    September 5th, 2012

    I fondly remember the last time “Teddy” ran for president and all the hundreds of protesters outside his house wearing life preservers that said “Chappaquiddick” on them…yes those were the days…..

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 5th, 2012

    Here richly, with ridiculous display,
    The Politician’s corpse was laid away.
    While all of his acquaintances sneered and slanged,
    I wept; for I had longed to see him hanged.

    – from Hillaire Belloc’s “Epitaph on the Politician”

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  22. dapenguin in OIHO

    September 5th, 2012

    so those starry eyed women in this photo are thinking oh he is soo dreamy.

    “I so wish he had impregnated me then drove off a bridge with me in the car while he saved his sorry ass and I and the baby died!”

    Really, REALLY!!!

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  23. Nutjob

    September 5th, 2012

    Hi my names Lucifer, welcome to the Kennedy 5 star hotel.

    Where the bars are always full, the women are always easy, and if they’re not will get rid of them for you.

    Heck when they kept saying chamelot, the inside joke between the Kennedy boys was camealot, because they’ve been fucking america ever since dad got filthy stinking rich running illegal moonshine and bribing politicians and mobsters.

    and look a mascot of the Kennedys…a flying pig.

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  24. [...] was at I Own The World where I found the following left by a commenter at this post.  Perfectly describes that disgusting drunkard murderer, the one the DNC used as a shining example [...]

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  25. Blink

    September 5th, 2012

    Geez. I was channel surfing a couple of days ago, landed on CNN for a moment. Saw a picture of JFK and Robert, then Teddy. Wondered what the heck is this? Then I saw something that said Teddy in his own words. Took me about 2msec to change the channel.

    Somehow I managed to watch 2 minutes of the mayor of San Antonio at the DNC. That’s all I could stand. Yuk. I could only stand 12 seconds of Mooseshell.

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  26. Andrea Shea King

    September 5th, 2012

     
  27. Moxie Man

    September 5th, 2012

    “Lee Harvey Oswald shot the wrong Kennedy” – Moxie Man, Nov. 23, 1964 (I was a junior in High School and and knew it, I just knew it.)

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  28. Moxie Man

    September 5th, 2012

    Uh, 1963 – F**king beer typos

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  29. charlotte

    September 5th, 2012

    A sober look at Ted Kennedy:
    http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/200704/kennedy-ted-senator-profile

    Warts and all. He was a debauched ingrate pig

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  30. Lee Harvey Blues Band

    September 5th, 2012

    I did what?

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  31. reddecaesari

    September 5th, 2012

    in hell. for eternity.

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  32. Joe

    September 5th, 2012

    ‘Funny. When I heard this tribute I thought the same thing – I’m glad he’s dead. ‘Shame he could not have died earlier and taken many of his friends with him.

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  33. poptoy1949

    September 5th, 2012

    I have no prayers for Kennedy.

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  34. the aardvark

    September 5th, 2012

    Why waste the time on a phony tribute to teddy Kennedy. I can’t stand any of the Kennedy’s beginning with the patriarch Joe Kennedy. What a bunch of Irish Trash.

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  35. FreeMan - Sarah Likes 2016

    September 5th, 2012

    WHO?

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  36. FreeMan - Sarah Likes 2016

    September 5th, 2012

    Oops!.. – I did it again

    Until you dig him up I totally forgot about him – THANKS!

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  37. Groucho Marxist

    September 5th, 2012

    Thank you, Andrea Shea King

    I am humbled….

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  38. Libra

    September 5th, 2012

    Murderer, drunk, cheat, liar who never hit a lick in his life. No Kennedy (including the sainted Jack) was ever worth a pile of horseshit.

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  39. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 5th, 2012

    He was created in God’s image, but he sure went the way of the devil…..

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  40. Unslung Hero

    September 5th, 2012

     
  41. BILL

    September 5th, 2012

    My prayer for Teddy:

    Dear lord, please treat Ted as he treated his fellow man.

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  42. Stache

    September 5th, 2012

    @Unslung, does ebay always mix their non-fiction and their fiction like that?

    -The only way Ted qualifies as an ‘icon’ is if I rename my computers “Trash” folder after him.

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  43. F.D.R. in Hell

    September 5th, 2012

    @ Stranded

    Your loss is our gain. Teddy and Murtha continue to try to ‘sandwitch’ Amelia Earhart. Failing that, they go after Bonnie Parker.

    We keep trying to convince Lucifer to loan Teddy his Chevy Volt and run it into the River Styx, but Old Scratch won’t give it up until the fire goes out.

    :-)

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  44. Jethro

    September 5th, 2012

    Mary Jo Kopechne was trending on twitter during this “tribute”.

    http://twitchy.com/2012/09/04/mary-jo-kopechne-chappaquiddick-trend-following-ted-kennedy-tribute-at-dnc/
    .

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  45. bitterclinger

    September 5th, 2012

    Ah, Teddy: the manatee in a suit.

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  46. General Ripper

    September 5th, 2012

    “LyleLovett666

    September 5th, 2012

    Piece of shit murderer deviant.Should have died in place of Mary Joe.A new wing in hell constructed for his arrival.I hope he drowns eleven times an hour in hell.
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    What Lyle said but with a little stank on it – I hope Ted Kennedy is forced to drown in Hell eleven times an hour every damned day….trapped underwater in a car….SOBER.

    Genl Ripper
    /end transmission

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