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Home - by - September 4, 2012 - 21:30 America/New_York - 38 Comments

Courtney Stoddard does a “sexy” bikini dance for her 18th birthday.

A: She’s 35 if she’s a day

B: She’s not sexy, she’s skanky. Big difference.

See it here. You be the judge.

» 38 Comments

  1. Jethro

    September 4th, 2012

    One comment:
    Heather Thomas
    Before drugs:
    http://idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/heather-thomas-thumb-500×619.jpg
    After drugs:
    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/zOawj2EUwbT/Los+Angeles+Confidential+Magazine+Pre+Emmy/hDf9zVKQVgo/Heather+Thomas
    .

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  2. Anonymous

    September 4th, 2012

    Well, after a six pack and with a gunny sack over her head…

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  3. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 4th, 2012

    eh!

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  4. chiefillinicake

    September 4th, 2012

    Heather Thomas. Book me a ticket on THAT way back machine.

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  5. Stevo

    September 4th, 2012

    Nope, no way am I gonna click on that link. I’ve fallen for this in the past. I know better now.

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 736 times, shame on me.

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  6. marleenna1959

    September 4th, 2012

    Skank-of course. 35?-I think younger though not 18.

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  7. Xavier

    September 4th, 2012

    Y’all will like this. It’s pictures of Santa. The red “THIS” link is worth reading too.

    http://passthedoucheys.com/2011/12/20/what-has-been-skeeved-cannot-be-un-skeeved/

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    September 4th, 2012

    My internet pitbull is blocking the video for some reason. Thanks anyway, I know what a skank looks like.

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  9. Nutjob

    September 4th, 2012

    Going by those dance moves she’s probably studying to be a scientist or doctor right?

    I always thought Percy on the Green mile was a pedo.

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  10. 66chevelle

    September 4th, 2012

    I’m getting a “Kendra” vibe from her. Has Hef come sniffing around yet, or is he dead?

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  11. Jim

    September 4th, 2012

    I’m a brunette guy myself. She’s also a little skinny. And the “I’m Sexy” attitude sends the whole thing down the shitter.

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  12. 66chevelle

    September 4th, 2012

    “Well, after a six pack and with a gunny sack over her head…”

    I dunno…I think I’d be wearing this just to be safe:

    http://tinyurl.com/2yseaa

    Can I get me one of them skankin’ licenses here?

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  13. CrustyB

    September 4th, 2012

    Her resume mostly consists of “carried the semen from the bed to the toilet.”

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 4th, 2012

    I’ve got a set of old Michelins that have less mileage on them than her.

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  15. sleeping giant

    September 4th, 2012

    Jeeez….

    Big tits, skinny waist, and a four inch gap?

    WTF??

    I’d be hiiting that with vigor…again, and again.

    pigsRus.com

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  16. Chuck U Farley

    September 4th, 2012

    skank ho

    …but if that’s your type, who am I to judge?

    Low standards bro, low standards.

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  17. old_oaks

    September 4th, 2012

    If You Haven’t Fulfilled Your Daily Requirement of Skank Yet

    Getting it on right now, watching Moochie address the DNC.

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  18. John

    September 4th, 2012

    If you listen very carefully, you can hear the crotch crickets.

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  19. Alfa06

    September 4th, 2012

    Something moved!

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  20. tripseven

    September 4th, 2012

    Can someone turn the fan on please?

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  21. cfm990

    September 4th, 2012

    A true movie couple.
    He: will continue to play bit parts in Hollywood movies.
    She: will soon be getting her bits parted, in other than Hollywood movies.

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  22. Frosteetoes

    September 5th, 2012

    Idiots like this sex tart can’t even conceive of a future when she fully matures that might include kids of her own who will find this sort of shit with their mother as she’s married some other dude they call dad.

    I can’t wait for Madonna’s son and friends to go surf the net and find that Sex table book she made.

    Sooner or later your past catches up to you.

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  23. Xavier

    September 5th, 2012

    What we have here is a young girl, probably not raised very well, with self esteem issues. Sure she’s kinda slutty. OK really slutty. She’ll get into Playboy or similar, movie porn within a year or two, on drugs soon after that, and dead by 25. I blame the parents – allowing her to marry a man older than her father when she was 16 is stupidity and callousness on a level that’s almost incomprehensible.

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  24. simply enraged

    September 5th, 2012

    Absolutely no way that flag gets saluted!

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  25. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 5th, 2012

    Yeah, she’s a pro.

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  26. todak

    September 5th, 2012

    Bleccch! Positively skeletal.

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  27. jmichaelh

    September 5th, 2012

    who?

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  28. IOpian

    September 5th, 2012

    Playboy turned her down… not up to their standards.. looks like it is porno for the princess.

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  29. Brooke

    September 5th, 2012

    Hey… I’m 33 and I’m pretty sure I don’t look that plastic and used up!

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  30. Brooke

    September 5th, 2012

    ONLY a six-pack? You’d need something heavier; you’d need to be blackout drunk so you couldn’t remember what you just did!

    Of course, when the gift that keeps on giving flares up, you might figure it out…

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  31. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    September 5th, 2012

    Mileage.

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  32. Joe

    September 5th, 2012

    I can’t see how Playboy would turn her down, now that there’s Photoshop. Does Heather Thomas really look like that now? Wow! She has the cat look from stretched skin.

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  33. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 5th, 2012

    I can’t watch the video, but I’ve seen pics of her here before.

    She’s rotten…..

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  34. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 5th, 2012

    …..and I hope she escapes all this crap she’s in and finds the truth before it’s too late….

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  35. Skankopotomus

    September 5th, 2012

    Setting an intimidating standard for future Miley Cyruses to lower themselves down to

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  36. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 5th, 2012

    This only makes me sad. Forgive me if I forego reading anything further about people I don’t need to know about. Today at least. :sad:

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  37. kvn

    September 5th, 2012

    She dances like Elaine from Seinfeld fame.

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  38. General Ripper

    September 5th, 2012

    I’d salute that flag and run it up my flagpole.

    Genl Ripper
    /end transmission

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