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Gosh, I really hate to say this but he looks better w/the pony tail. In fact I can’t think of anyone else at the moment on whom it would look more natural. Odd.

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Nah, give him a lesbo mullet and boobs. Male lesbian boobs.

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Seems like a novel way to cover the gaps left from the hair plug harvesting done in the back of the head. Or is that just a hair extension? Say it ain’t so Joe.

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Joe Dirt rocks the DNC.

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My little pony.

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@Alxandro

Dang ya beat me to it. Sorry, didn’t see your comment.

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Abigail Adams,you are right. And he has the added bonus that all the blather coming out of his mouth gets written off as,”That Hippie Joe, he’s just choomin’ again.” instead of senility or brain damage. Maybe he should take up chooming. Some people get quiet and introspective when they are high.

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Are you guys watching the convention?

I can’t believe it, but they just had a pukefest of Ted Kennedy speaking at some previous convention.
It went on forever.
They’re admitting they got NOTHIN’!

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LLLLOOOOLLLLL

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I hope someone (hint, hint Fur) does something with the Petticoat Junction theme –

There’s Uncle Joe and he’s moving kinda slow…..

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Ponytail plugs.

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Mullet: Business in front, party in back!

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Norm:
Can’t watch it, save one. I’ll watch Bill Clinton’s speech just in case he throws him under the bus. Word is nobody in the Obama camp has seen the speech yet and their kinda freaken out.

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@Brad, I’m stayin’ tuned. Got lots of booze…I’ll need it.

Moose is supposed to speak tonight, and I wouldn’t miss it.

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@jclady — I found this somewhere on the web…

♪♫ Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks with dysfunction.
{Government Dysfunction}

And that’s Sheriff Joe,
He’s a movin’ kind of slow,
With dysfunction.
{Government Dysfunction} ♪♫

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@Stranded in Sonoma — That’s hilarious! I still prefer “Uncle Joe” (as in the crazy uncle you don’t want your kids hanging around at Thanksgiving).

When I hear Sheriff Joe, I think Arpaio — whom I admire!

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Only thing missing is the tie dye.

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Joe’s so ‘hip’he probably has an earth worm tattooed to his….. earth worm.

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He looks like Charles Johnson.

Hmmmm…..it’s all making sense now.

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@jclady — I agree with your sentiments on “Sheriff Joe.” But Biden’s been called that for a while now, as though he were some kind of tough guy enforcer. Remember the photo of him in the leather bomber jacket and aviator shades? It would have been more impressive (though not by much) had Lindsey Graham-nesty not been there. And why was he wearing Captain’s bars?

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@Stranded — Acting? Projecting? Dillusional? Take your pick.

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I’ve never seen ass hair so long?

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Horse,s ass deserves to have pony tail!

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“Delusional”.

I need another drink!

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Fur, you were right!!

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Yeah, the more I think about it the more I gather in my mind the image of an aging hippie whose primary goal is to score with empty-headed undergrads — luring them in with profoundly vacuous declarations about the Hegelian Dialectic and its application to gay and universal contraception rights. (Shaking head now) I don’t think JB, even with the pony tail, could convincingly pull that off.

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I’d say that it actually makes him look more intelligent but he would have to have some intelligence to start with in order for that statement to be valid.

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Never liked a guy with a ponytail, especially if he played golf. maricon

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