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Mrs. Obama’s 2nd-Term Agenda: ‘Impact Nature of Food in Grocery Stores’
(CNSNews.com) – Asked by Parade magazine, “What do you hope to accomplish in your second term?” First Lady Michelle Obama said she wants to “impact the nature of food in grocery stores” with the aim of cutting sugar, fat and salt.
“With ‘Lets Move!,’ our goal is to end the problem of childhood obesity in a generation,” Mrs. Obama said. “And while we’ve seen some very profound cultural shifts, we still have communities that don’t have access to affordable and healthy foods. We still need to find a way to impact the nature of food in grocery stores, in terms of sugar, fat, and salt.”
Bad Brad
September 4th, 2012
Word is she’s been feverishly dieting and exercising so they’ll finally take her picture off the syrup bottle. Ain’t gonna happen.
bitterclinger
September 4th, 2012
She should keep that picture on her bathroom mirror and every fridge in the WH.
Katechon
September 4th, 2012
2 Republican women and the fat first lady?
Toaster
September 4th, 2012
Great the “Lord of the Fries” wants to help us proles eat “healthier” …. Piss off Squatch, and take that sodomite, Marxist, Choom head with you
Diann
September 4th, 2012
Heaven help us. This woman is in the news more than a Kardashian.
old_oaks
September 4th, 2012
“What do you hope to accomplish in your second term?”
I had no idea we elected that fat hog?
Xavier
September 4th, 2012
“…in a society where TV is rampant”
like The Ellen Show, iCarly, Letterman, Dr. Oz, Rachael Ray, The Tonight Show, Charlie Rose, The Daily Show, Good Morning America, The Colbert Report, Nickelodeon, Extreme Makeover, Oprah, Larry King, Sesame Street…. et al.
Glass houses, rocks.
66chevelle
September 4th, 2012
“We still need to find a way to impact the nature of food in grocery stores, in terms of sugar, fat, and salt.”
Who’s this “we” you’re talking about? Is that the Royal “we”? And what about that unfinished “hope” business? I know it goes against all of your instincts, but don’t put seconds on your plate until you’ve cleaned it.
“Because hope is still there, you know? I mean, hope doesn’t get actualized in three and a half years. If that were the case, we’d be out of luck as a country. So people still need to grasp onto something important. And they need a leader and a message and, you know, a set of possibilities for their lives.”
Come to think of it, I’d scrape that “hope” helping off in the trash can when nobody’s looking. I can even tell what’s in that mess. There’s a cleanup on aisles 1 thru 10, and here’s your bully mop, Chocolate Maude. Commence impacting.
dapenguin in OIHO
September 4th, 2012
so thats what happens to you if you eat too much argula?
Goldenfoxx
September 4th, 2012
She’s never missed a meal. There’s lots of fat cakes on that ass.
Frosteetoes
September 4th, 2012
If there’s any doubt that she’s hoarding all the snacks and sweets for herself this should prove it to you. They’re already packing six 18 wheelers with the junk to fly out to the new home in Hawaii.
Xavier
September 4th, 2012
I’m tired of being punished for the fat kid inside her.
Actually, kids. 2 or 3 of them. Every day.
MAJ Mike
September 4th, 2012
Damn, ‘Toes!!! I like your avatar!!!!
Maudie N Mandeville
September 4th, 2012
Has a former First Lady ever been arrested for assaulting her husband?
66chevelle
September 4th, 2012
From the link above:
“We need to keep educating families about how to structure a life that is healthy in a society where TV is rampant, and communities don’t have enough resources in terms of sports and activities.”
Ummm, maybe impacting the nature of TV usage in some of the more TV-rampant “communities”, in terms of turning off the idiot box, would yield better results than reformulating everybody’s food, in terms of fat salt and sugar . And some “communities” might be better served if some busybody activists didn’t block Walmart in terms of the cheap, healthy food it sells.
“Last November, African-Americans watched two hours more television per day, on average, than the national average of 5 hours and 11 minutes, according to a report recently released by Nielsen, the TV ratings agency, which surveyed TV viewing habits by ethnicity. Asian-Americans watched about two hours less than the national average.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/18/business/media/18drill.html
Personally, I’d like to impact aggressive, vanity, nanny-meddling, in terms of First Ladies.
moarkdave
September 4th, 2012
You really want to stop childhood obesity?
Limit food stamp purchases to the “healthier” stuff. None of the prepackaged crap, no snacks, no chips, no soda no candy.
Just let them have the healthy things, you know the stuff that we can not afford, since the price of the fresh veggies and meats just keep going up, up and up.
Unruly Refugee
September 4th, 2012
Two nice asses on the left and a big double-wide on the right.
mkultra
September 4th, 2012
Moochie produces turds bigger around than those Spanish princesses.
Annie
September 4th, 2012
@ Just let them have the healthy things
No, healthy things have to be cooked and that aint gonna happen.
They are so stupid that they do not know that with a wok dinner is made in minutes, as if they were pushed for time.
66chevelle
September 4th, 2012
@Unruly Refugee
You got that right. And maybe it’s an optical illusion created by the sleeveless top, but Barry must have married her for the fantasy he has when she wraps those dangling pythons around him. She could manhandle a Harley that has those special handlebars…those…what do they call them, coat hangers or something?
Major Mal function
September 4th, 2012
She’d have more success renting out her doublewide ass as homeless condos. Lord knows Barry isn’t using it.
jwm
September 4th, 2012
“Impact the nature of food…”
This sounds like it came straight out of Amos N’ Andy. Nothing displays ignorance- scratch that- stupidity better than trying to cover for poor English skills by over articulation- trying to sound smart by using big words where they don’t belong.
That sentence would get you busted in any Comp 101 class. And this brainless ninny has a Harvard degree.
JWM
tripseven
September 4th, 2012
So how the heck am I suppose to get that huge ass in the microwave?
66chevelle
September 4th, 2012
The South Park-watching musician in me sees a treble clef in the lines of the stairs, the first two notes of a beautiful melody, and then The Brown Noise.
Jethro
September 4th, 2012
@66chevelle
“what do they call them, coat hangers or something?”
C’mon – you know what they are called. Yer just too chicken to say it!
Jethro
September 4th, 2012
There have been “big boned” first ladies in the past. They just knew how to dress properly. This classless broad dresses like a trailer park tramp who won the lotto.
Plain Jane
September 4th, 2012
I wish I could custom design her purgatory for her.
66chevelle
September 4th, 2012
Ok, ok, Jethro, ape-hangers. There I said it. And she put a special brass plate on Barkah’s pussy-bar that says, “This Seat is Taken”.
Nutjob
September 4th, 2012
@moarkdave,
I’ve been saying that for a while.
Nothing but breads, grains, cereals, dairy products, fruits, vegetables, juices and meat.
No junk food, candy, snacks, sodas or cookies.
If the gubment did this they’d cut the taxpayers foodstamp bill in half, and no child or family would starve unless they didn’t want to cook their own meal.
Short of being disabled, if they don’t want to cook or prep their FREE food then they don’t deserve it or shouldn’t get any.
Nutjob
September 4th, 2012
on a 2nd note, her ass is as big as the other 2 combined.
I’ll bet them concrete stairs are straining.
Jerry Manderin
September 4th, 2012
She’s about to speak at the DNC. I bet she comes out with Sweet Baby Ray’s sauce on her face.
old_oaks
September 4th, 2012
Jethro hit it!
You can remove the gorilla from Chicago, but you can’t remove Chicago from the gorilla.
66chevelle
September 4th, 2012
@jwm
I read that she was taught to read before age 4 and went to gifted classes at the Magnet school before heading to Princeton. It’s obvious that nobody in her life ever told her the truth about her intellectual mediocrity. Just like her husband. It’s funny to watch her open contempt for Barkah, and see that it is completely unjustified.
For all that has been handed to them, they must be the most clueless, miserable and bitter couple in America. Yet they will go through the rest of their lives in a cocoon of patronizing flattery and undeserved remuneration. I feel sorry for their girls right now, but dread their debut in the spotlight as adults.
Corona
September 4th, 2012
Touch our food you fat bitch and we’ll make Soylent Green out of you. For the zoo of course.
Unruly Refugee
September 4th, 2012
@66chevelle
I almost barfed when I read your comment about the pythons. lol. I could have choked to death laughing and barfing at the same time.
Unruly Refugee
September 4th, 2012
@jwm
“This sounds like it came straight out of Amos N’ Andy”
I used to watch that show. You got a good point there. lol
Stranded in Sonoma
September 4th, 2012
Obama loses in November.
White House china missing in December.
Vomit-inducing tearful goodbyes in January.
Together forever in February.
Barack and Reggie at Man’s Country in March.
Sorrell Trope for Mooshell in April.
You heard it here first.
Carlos The Jackal
September 4th, 2012
“impact the nature of food in grocery stores”
Translated, means make food more expensive and difficult to get, even if you do have to wait in line for hours.
HardyBrooks
September 5th, 2012
Want to impact minority obesity?
1.Ship all minority babies that aren’t
aborted to re-education camps in Chicago.
2.Sterilize all of them, provide them with
luxury housing in V Jarrett’s public utopia.
3.Begin feeding them govt subsidized crack
and meth, thereby insuring that there are no
more crack babies to burden their society.
4.Burnout before they reach puberty and/or
gang membership, win-win for the rest of the country.
5.Problem of minority obesity solved in 1
generation, fed handout funds drastically
reduced, producing surplus for new green
energy scams….
jfred
September 5th, 2012
Frosteetoes
You get 1st place and be 1st Lady too.