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Obama Gives Himself An “Incomplete” Grade On Fixing The Economy After Four Years

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  1. AQT214

    September 4th, 2012

    “Incomplete” means you haven’t finished some important coursework and need to submit something to receive course credit.

    In The Big Zero’s case, he’s going to be expelled from school. He can go party on HI full-time. Madame Pele will not be pleased, and there’s not enough rum in the world to assuage her. I’m just sorry we have to pay his pension and security costs.

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  2. Mountain Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    He hasn’t finished completely fukkin it up yet and he’s not gonna get the chance to do that.

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  3. Unneutral

    September 4th, 2012

    I’d give him a ‘complete’ for his complete devotion to destroying this country.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 4th, 2012

    fun·da·men·tal [fuhn-duh-men-tl] adjective

    1. serving as, or being an essential part of, a foundation or basis

    Question: What was wrong with the foundation of our country that caused it to need transformation that only Obama could provide?

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  5. TN Tuxedo

    September 4th, 2012

    By his own measurement, HE FAILED.

    Grade: F

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  6. Xavier

    September 4th, 2012

    It’s easy to confuse similar words like incomplete and incompetent.

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  7. Bad Brad

    September 4th, 2012

    I would have gone with absent, or maybe even truant. Yea, I like truant.

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 4th, 2012

    Wait, what?! Since when do we get to grade ourselves?

    In that case, I got straight A’s and was class valedictorian. And since I was, that makes me a better choice for president than Obama who only gives himself an incomplete. Where’s my free stuff?

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  9. CrustyB

    September 4th, 2012

    He hasn’t completed being awesomely awesome with the awesome economy’s awesometude!

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  10. Jimmy

    September 4th, 2012

    He misspelled “incomplete.”

    It’s spelled “incompetent.”

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  11. Joe

    September 4th, 2012

    Stranded: I got straight A’s and was offered 15 scholarships after high school. I went on to college and that’s where I fell in love with myself and have had a wonderful relationship ever since.. signed, Obama.

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  12. Carlos The Jackal

    September 4th, 2012

    You have to show up for class to get the coursework; not out chipping golf balls on the lawn all day.

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  13. AbigailAdams

    September 4th, 2012

    “Incomplete” — sorta sounds like “present” — as in voting “present.” Someone along the way impressed upon this guy that showing up was way more important than actually doing anything. A bench-warming trophy getter.

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  14. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 4th, 2012

    “In complete” denial…..

    We get to grade you now, sir, and you’re goning to be expelled….

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  15. Jethro

    September 4th, 2012

    Incomplete is for the lazy students who don’t get all their coursework completed by the end of the term. The prof. feels sorry for them and doesn’t give them a failing grade.
    Sounds like he is hinting for another free pass.

    AIN’T AFFIRMATIVE ACTION GREAT!

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  16. scr_north

    September 4th, 2012

    Rush had the best line today. He said that it was “incomplete” because some people still had jobs.

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