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Chris Matthews Airs an Obama Documentary That Implores Viewers To Vote For Him Because It Would Be Crushing To His Historicness Otherwise

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“President Obama is the product of our turbulent history, all that came before led to him,” Matthews insisted in the closing portion of his “Barack Obama: Making History” documentary that aired at 10 p.m. Eastern on Monday. As such, Obama “needs to continue making history,” for “the moment he becomes just another incumbent president, bogged down in the status quo, he will lose something vital since we first met him: his historic self.”

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  1. Jimmy

    September 4th, 2012

    Color his nose brown and you’re done.

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  2. Ya sure

    September 4th, 2012

    Chrissypanties, I’m with you. But let’s REALLY make history!
    Charge obama with TREASON.

    Nothing would top that for historicness (sic)

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  3. Corky

    September 4th, 2012

    Two bits, Four bits, Six bits, a dollar
    Chrissy’s in Obama’s anal cavity
    Ready to wallow

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  4. Mountain Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    LOL!

    I got news for mathews, all that came before didn’t lead to this piece of shit excuse for a president, stupidity and corruption lead to it.

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  5. Ya sure

    September 4th, 2012

    Corky, I like your thinking. But did you see Chrissy’s kneepads? It sets up a rhyme with “swallow”.

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    Lincoln: “WTF??”

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  7. Anonymous

    September 4th, 2012

    Don’t you see the connection Boobie?
    Lincoln freed the slaves, Obama enslaved a free people.

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  8. sherlockzz

    September 4th, 2012

    That’s obviously Photoshopped! That’s Lincoln’s head on someone else’s body.

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  9. Jerry Manderin

    September 4th, 2012

    Another genius graphic catches me off guard. LMAO!

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  10. bitterclinger

    September 4th, 2012

    After all the times that Zero has smited Chrissy, he just keeps coming back for more.

    Maybe this abused spouse of a propagandist should change the name of his show from “Hard Ball” to “Hard Case.”

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  11. Xavier

    September 4th, 2012

    So is anyone going to ask Chrissy why Barry is historic?

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  12. Xavier

    September 4th, 2012

    ^Ruh roh. Race obsession again?

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  13. Anonymous

    September 4th, 2012

    Historic. Such narcissism the world has never seen.

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  14. apple pie

    September 4th, 2012

    sending this one to tingles right now.

    won’t you join me?

    http://www.thechrismatthewsshow.com/html/contact.html

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  15. Bad Brad

    September 4th, 2012

    I’ve come to the conclusion that the only redeeming factor of MSNBC is that 90% of the idiot progressives are all on the same network. And Chrissy is the head idiot. I watched a little Morning Joe this morning, just to get the blood flowing, and the next time that asshat Joe Scarborough claims to be a conservative I hope somebody Water-boards him until he admits he’s just another freaken progressive.

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  16. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 4th, 2012

    President Obama is the product of our turbulent history…

    Our turbulent history has been caused by the democrats doing everything to keep slavery, to enforce segregation, to stop civil rights. Our history has been turbulent precisely because of socialists that want an end to freedom, liberty, and opportunity. Get the gov’t out of everyone’s business and the turbulence goes away.

    …all that came before led to him…

    I separated this quote out so you can read it without the other verbal swill around it. Remember the Star Trek episode with The Guardian of Forever? Remember the voice of the guardian? Think of that voice and repeat the quote above.

    That is how Chris Matthews thinks of Obama.

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  17. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 4th, 2012

    Obama and I are the product of our turbulent history, all that came before led to us,” Matthews insisted.

    As such, Obama “needs to continue making history so that I am not relegated to the dust bin,” for “the moment he becomes just another incumbent president, I lose whatever dignity I have remaining in my own mind, and I go back to drinking like a fish and soiling my shorts.

    If you love me, love Barack, PLEASE!.”

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  18. Hotlanta Mike

    September 4th, 2012

    In otther words Chris wants us all to be mental masochists, to quote a movie tradesman.

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 4th, 2012

     
  20. Bad Brad

    September 4th, 2012

     
  21. Mediahack

    September 4th, 2012

    Based on Chris Matthew’s piffle, he believes Obama should automatically be re-elected. Why not re-elect again in 2016 and 2020.

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  22. Carlos The Jackal

    September 4th, 2012

    “President Obama is the product of our turbulent history, all that came before led to him,” because sometimes you really have to hit rock bottom before trying to claw your way back to the top.”

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  23. Dismas In Wonderland

    September 4th, 2012

    Chrissy:
    Give me an “R”
    Give me an “A”
    Give me an “C I S T”
    What’s that Spell?
    DNC:
    Racist, racist, racist
    Chrissy:
    Anybody that doesn’t agree with me.
    The entire constituency of the GOP.
    DNC:
    Racist, racist, racist.

    There is no denying that Obama has a
    few firsts under his belt.
    Obama’s historicness:
    Unprecedented (or is that un-presidential?).
    1). First black president.
    2). First mixed race president.
    3). First openly communist U.S. President.
    4). First taqqiya President. (This practice emphasized in Shi’a Islam whereby muslims may conceal their religion when they are under threat, persecution, or compulsion, or know they couldn’t win the presidency if they admitted to being a muslim.)
    5). First gay president.
    6). First President to channel the spirit of King George the III.
    7). First anti-white president.
    8). First “Peter Principle” president.
    9). First empty suit in an empty chair president.
    10) First President to ‘REALLY’ piss off Clint Eastwood.

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  24. AbigailAdams

    September 4th, 2012

    And I imagine matthews sees himself, by extenstion, as an historic figure, too. Of course he does. Jesus had twelve disciples and matthews must believe he’s the equivalent of at least two or three for obama.

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  25. norman einstein

    September 4th, 2012

    @Abigail, I believe you’ve nailed it.

    Chrissy has so much invested in that jackass that he thinks they’re joined at the hip.
    He would lose his very identity if the Won were relegated to the trash-heap of “historicness”, as it were.

    He can be expected to grow ever more strident and spastic as the election, and the Won’s demise, nears.

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  26. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    September 4th, 2012

    On air suicide?

    I’m not sure Chris Matthews will be able to handle the stress if Obama loses and is swept into the dustbin of history as just another failed president, ala Carter, Johnson, etc……

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  27. berlet98

    September 4th, 2012

    Why Do Black Voters Tolerate Racist Democrats?

    Why do black voters tolerate racist Democrats such as Bill Clinton and Joe Biden?

    I have no idea. Habit?

    William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is scheduled to deliver the keynote speech at the Democrat National Convention on Wednesday. It’s doubtful America’s scandalized 42nd president will mention his impeachment or his Oral Office encounters with Monica Lewinsky any more than he will comment on his observation to the late Ted Kennedy that ”A few years ago, this guy [Obama] would have been carrying our bags.”

    Say what?

    That racist observation might seem like a Republican smear of Clinton but it’s far from it. It appeared in a 2008 article by Ryan Lizza in the arch-liberal NewYorker magazine outlining the Clinton camp’s vicious attacks on Obama during the dirty 2008 Democrat primary campaign.

    Fortuitously in time for the Charlotte convention, Lizza clarified Clinton’s words of just four years ago by telling CNN’s Soledad O’Brien that “I don’t think it’s racial. I don’t think Bill Clinton has a racist bone in his body.”

    Of course not ! Bull Connor and Elijah Muhammad never had a a racist in their bodies either so how could ”America’s first black president,” according to Toni Morrison, (a designation later retracted), a semi-progressive Democrat who was supported by the vast majority of African-American voters in 1992 and 1996, cast such a nasty racist aspersion on Obama?

    For that matter, how could then-Democrat senator Joe Biden describe Obama in 2008 as “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy” and still be picked by Obama as his running mate?

    Weren’t Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson articulate, bright, clean, nice-looking African-Americans when they ran for president, Mr. Biden?

    Isn’t it as racist to single out Obama as a somehow special African-American simply because he can speak well, is smart, bathes regularly, and doesn’t scare dogs and small kids by his looks as racist as Bubba saying Obama would be an obsequious hotel or airport baggage-handler “a few years ago”?

    Maybe during those relatively few years a sea change occurred in the racist thinking of the Democrat Party during which Dems refined their racism by electing an African-American as president rather than regarding Obama as exceptional since he’s smart, clean, etc. and the equivalent of one of those guys at airports who extort payments for labors a well-trained chimp could perform. . .
    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=27864.)

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  28. Bob M.

    September 4th, 2012

    His tramp stamp is on the wrong side… :oops:

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  29. scr_north

    September 4th, 2012

    At what point does airing this drivel become electioneering on behalf of Obama? When does the GOP demand equal time?

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