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Man Arrested For Trying to Smuggle Cocaine-stuffed Roasted Chickens

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LAGOS, Nigeria (KTLA) — As if bringing roasted chicken on a plane wasn’t odd enough.

Vincent Chegini Chinweuwa was arrested over the weekend at an airport in Lagos after officials discovered he had traveled from Sao Paulo, Brazil with over $150,000 worth of cocaine — stuffed inside of the roasted birds.

Officials say about 5.7 pounds of cocaine was wrapped in gold foil and shaped into egg-like balls.

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  1. Chip Kale

    September 4th, 2012

    “A” for effort…

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  2. serfer62

    September 4th, 2012

    He should have tried a Turkey…oh, wait. that would envolve the Secrete Service.

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  3. Chalupa

    September 4th, 2012

    If he’d smuggled meth, it would have been stove top stuffing.

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  4. dba...vagabond trader

    September 4th, 2012

    Chicken cocaine au vin.

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  5. The Choom King

    September 4th, 2012

    A Chicken In Every Pot no, no, no

    Pot In Every Chicken !!

    Coke ?!?! That stuff is bad, trust me.

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  6. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 4th, 2012

    They knew there was something amiss when they realized a liberal was touching something from Chick-fil-a.

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  7. Tim

    September 4th, 2012

    Nigeria?

    Dummy didn’t give Customs their cut?

    I think it was the chicken being roasted, instead of alive, that tipped em off … and the fact that he didn’t have a goat.

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  8. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 4th, 2012

    KFC’s secret ingredient?

    There was a car maker that tried this once.

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    Five pounds PLUS the weight of the roaster?
    That was one helluva hen!

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    September 4th, 2012

    I had to make a trip to town today to get some supplies and made the mistake of driving through the KFC on the way home.
    My dog watched me eat, as he won’t eat until I’m done with mine. But that damned chicken was nearly as tough as leather, and it’s 20 miles back into town so I ended up giving the chicken to my dog.
    Next time I’ll drive the extra miles and go to Chick fil A. Their chicken has never let me down and their people are a hell of a lot friendlier than the KFCkrs.

    No telling what KFC smuggles in their chickens, but it ain’t good.

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