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Poll for the Ladies

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UPDATE: The reason for the iOTW poll is that Harvard did a study and after polling a bunch of women they concluded that Romney topped Paul Ryan in the looks department.  They even go on to say that the more obscure John Thune came out ahead of Ryan.

This study was done in 2007. WHY, OH WHY, ARE THEY TROTTING IT OUT NOW?

I’ll tell you why, because the media is actually upset with the “Ryan is Hot” meme. We can’t have women thinking that. They aren’t as intimidated, apparently, by Romney coming out on top, but they have to make a point of knocking down Ryan because he’s a young guy and works out and is more athletic than Obama.

Meanwhile, in 2008, MICHELLE OBAMA WAS ON MAXIM’S 100 HOTTEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET LIST!

See it here

Who is the best looking of these 3 :  A- Ryan B- Thune C- Romney

You can put them in order if you’ like to.

 

» 76 Comments

  1. jclady

    September 3rd, 2012

    Ryan
    Thune
    Romney

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  2. old_oaks

    September 3rd, 2012

    Which one bleaches their asshole and maybe I’ll comment.

    lol!

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  3. Weldor

    September 3rd, 2012

    Well, I’m a guy and they all look good to me.

    Because they’re not frakking commies…

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  4. Clinger

    September 3rd, 2012

    Impossible to be unbiased given what I know about all of them.

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  5. DarcsFalcon

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney
    Ryan
    Thune

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  6. Adrienne

    September 3rd, 2012

    Ryan, Romney, Thune…

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  7. MaryfromMarin

    September 3rd, 2012

    I imagine that the age of the respondents would cause some differences in their choices. Also, whether the respondents like older or younger men.

    Too many variables, and besides, why should I trust anything that comes out of Harvard?

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  8. Anonymous

    September 3rd, 2012

    Ryan is obviously the most conservative: he parts his hair on his Right. lol

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  9. Sadie

    September 3rd, 2012

    Ryan
    Romney
    Thune

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  10. Troy

    September 3rd, 2012

    Being a guy I think they all are relatively good looking.
    I hope I look as good when I get Romney’s age.

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  11. Debbie

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney, Ryan, Thune

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  12. Rightwingfeather

    September 3rd, 2012

    B, C, A.

    But, in general I prefer men with darker features.

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  13. ninnybau

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney
    Thune
    Ryan

    It’s an “age” thing for me.

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  14. Merry Poppet

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney
    Ryan
    Thune

    Ryan kind of reminds me of Ryan Stiles, from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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  15. eternal cracker p

    September 3rd, 2012

    Not enough information (speaking solely on behalf of the women, of course).

    Profile view is only fair.

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  16. citizenjane

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney, Ryan, Thune

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  17. Corona

    September 3rd, 2012

    Will your Mystery Date be a dreamboat?…or a dud?

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  18. conservative cowgirl

    September 3rd, 2012

    1. Romney
    2. Ryan (close second)
    3. Thune

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  19. NoMoBo

    September 3rd, 2012

    1. Ryan
    2. Romney
    3. Thune

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  20. Anonymous

    September 3rd, 2012

    Never really gave a shit what a guy looks like once he has a brain. All these guys have brains. Hope the morans vote them in. Romney/Ryan 2012. I just mailed my final donation. Cut into my wife’s food allowence to do so.

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  21. Anonymous

    September 3rd, 2012

    OH, Waxman is not included.

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  22. FreedomCat

    September 3rd, 2012

    Ryan, Romney, Thune

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  23. Brown Eyed Girl

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney
    Thune
    Ryan

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  24. Zonga

    September 3rd, 2012

    Why should I care? Who are these guys?

    Tee-hee

    But really, they’re all too white and blah looking. I never cared for blue eyes either.

    I prefer swarthy hairy men who smell of whiskey, sweat and smoke.

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  25. taudry audry

    September 3rd, 2012

    If you are going on photographic good looks, the winner is Romney. He has a perfectly balanced face.

    If you’re going on political good looks, it’s RYAN RYAN RYAN!

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  26. Katechon

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney was VERY good-looking when he was young.

    Ryan would be them all instantly in a shirtless contest. ;-)

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  27. KMM

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney
    Ryan
    Thune

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  28. Moe Tom

    September 3rd, 2012

    How did Anonomous get in there?

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  29. Katechon

    September 3rd, 2012

    Where’s Brad? Isn’t it a perfect thread for him?

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  30. Katechon

    September 3rd, 2012

    1. Moe Tom
    2. Bad Brad
    3. BFH

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  31. Gina

    September 3rd, 2012

    Where’s Clint?

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  32. Moe Tom

    September 3rd, 2012

    Waxman
    Reid
    Axelrod

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  33. Kathy Brown, Esq.

    September 3rd, 2012

    Thune, Romney, Ryan

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  34. Katechon

    September 3rd, 2012

     
  35. Aharte

    September 3rd, 2012

    Ryan
    Romney
    Thune

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  36. reddecaesari

    September 3rd, 2012

    romney, ryan, thune

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  37. Plain Jane

    September 3rd, 2012

    You forgot to put Clint in the mix. I ain’t voting until Clint’s photo is put up. So there.

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  38. DizzyMissL

    September 3rd, 2012

    Ryan
    Romney
    Thune

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  39. DizzyMissL

    September 3rd, 2012

    But that is a BAD photo of Ryan

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  40. fina

    September 3rd, 2012

    Romney
    Thune
    Ryan

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  41. annie p

    September 4th, 2012

    Ryan
    Thune
    Romney

    But please, Mr. Thune get a new hairdo and lay off the greasy kid stuff!!!

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  42. cfm990

    September 4th, 2012

    Me
    Me
    Me
    Kinda Presidential,ain’t it? :D

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  43. jayne

    September 4th, 2012

    Romney, that’s a bad pic of Ryan so based on other pictures Ryan is second, but it’s close.

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  44. LaBonBon

    September 4th, 2012

    #Romney
    Ryan
    Thune

    Mitt was never my first choice for president, but you have to admit he looks the part. I swear, if you looked up “president” in the dictionary you would find his handsome face. In addition to good looks, he has great class, as does his beautiful wife. Both would be a breath of fresh air in the White House after it’s lowly and trashy present occupants.

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  45. LaBonBon

    September 4th, 2012

    LOL Moe Tom! Bwa ha ha! Yup, those Dems sure got themselves some fine lookers!

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  46. LaBonBon

    September 4th, 2012

    Has anyone ever seen a bad photo of Romney? He ALWAYS looks great and thus must have no bad angles.

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  47. Apple pie

    September 4th, 2012

    Romney
    Ryan
    Thune

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  48. Frosteetoes

    September 4th, 2012

    Romney, Thune then Ryan

    Romney was so effing hot when he was young and he’s aged well too. He’s not my 1st choice for POTUS but he’s our guy and I support him. I’m hoping he surprises us all in a good way.

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  49. AbigailAdams

    September 4th, 2012

    Brains are HOT, HOT,HOT! Bet they each have Eagle Scout rings too.

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  50. Katechon

    September 4th, 2012

    ” in 2008, MICHELLE OBAMA WAS ON MAXIM’S 100 HOTTEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET LIST!”

    That simian virile face? With the massive ass? Always frowning and bullying?

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  51. Name Redacted™

    September 4th, 2012

    Ryan, Romney, Thune.

    Paul Ryan is a hott foxx. But that’s not why I like him so much, it just adds to his appeal.

    My teenage daughter was watching TV with her grandma right after Ryan was selected for VP. She came home and said to me, “Mitt Romney and that guy he picked to run with him? Those guys are GOOD LOOKING.” So don’t underestimate what this may mean for the youth vote, particularly those young ladies who were too young to vote for Obama the first time. Hee Hee!

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  52. MaryfromMarin

    September 4th, 2012

    Chacun à son goût, Katechon. N’est-ce pas?

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  53. Lisl

    September 4th, 2012

    Ryan definitely first, but that’s just my personal opinion. Although I violated my own no blogging about politics rule to put a pic of steaming hot Ryan up. Add math to the mix (I like math a little) and oh wow. :D

    Don’t know who the other guy is, and Romney, well, personally I don’t think this is the best pic of him, but I do think he is a handsome guy. I think he is quite handsome, just that Ryan has an energy about him that seems to do more for him.

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  54. "That Guy"

    September 4th, 2012

    Mittens has the billionaire advantage.
    He could look like a cave troll and still get a non stop train of tail. :p

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  55. Big Mamma Logic

    September 4th, 2012

    1. Money
    2. Confidence
    3. Hardware

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  56. Corky

    September 4th, 2012

    Romney
    Ryan
    Thune

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  57. Aunt Liz

    September 4th, 2012

    A – Ryan
    C – Romney
    B – Thune

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  58. Claudia

    September 4th, 2012

    A- Ryan
    B- Thune
    C- Romney

    I usually like the more rugged, scruffy look but Paul Ryan has such warmth, intelligence and honor that just shines from his face, I can’t resist.

    Romney is just too put together. Not that it’s a bad thing, I just don’t go for the metro rich look very much.

    Thune is ok. I guess Romney and Thune are interchangeable in the looks department.

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  59. HooHooNayNay

    September 4th, 2012

    Claudia- just imagine Ryan after a full week of Wisconsin deer camp, strolling through the woods in camo.

    Uh huh. There ya go.

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  60. cakes

    September 4th, 2012

    I typed the word Romney on my stupid phone and the auto feature printed the word “tombstone”.WTF?????!
    That is creepy.

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  61. cakes

    September 4th, 2012

    Going on just visuals alone:
    Romney- and his entire family. Haven’t seen that many truly good looking people on one stage since the 1984 Duran Duran concert.
    Ryan gets props for his bod.
    Theune, well, way down the list. Scott Walker is better looking.
    BTW, input Theune, and the word ” rudimentary” shows up on this phone. Sooo weird.

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  62. obfusecatenot

    September 4th, 2012

    Why do I think these guys are so attractive? A real man stands up for his choices and doesn’t blame a man who held the job before him. That’s a man.

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  63. cakes

    September 4th, 2012

    Oh, as to your point,bfh, why are they trotting this out now? Because the left has completely reversed what they claim a woman should be. They have to push women into thinking with their genitalia rather than their brain. I’ll save that explanation for later.

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  64. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    They all LOOK happy and intelligent. And I’m guessing all three could hold their own in skivvies on a surfboard (whether they surf or not) but we’ll never see that picture because they’re Republicans.

    Some rag has been offering big bucks for a pic of Ryan so attired but apparently has had no success yet.

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  65. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    @ ThatGuy – Y’mean like George Soros, Cave Troll?

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  66. The Fucking Media

    September 4th, 2012

    Look you wackos in flyover country we already told you:

    1. Thune
    2. N/A
    3. N/A

    Now STFU.

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  67. MNHawk

    September 4th, 2012

    “Ryan Enos, a professor of government at Harvard…”

    Finally we find out what a Poli Sci degree is good for!

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  68. MrsGilbertCracker

    September 4th, 2012

    Ryan
    Romney
    Thune

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  69. Billy Fuster

    September 4th, 2012

    Mirror mirror on the wall…

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  70. Joe

    September 4th, 2012

    Well, I know this is for the gals, but all 3 of the chosen ones are good looking. Now for my list of runner-ups, all 4 of them (for their humor and brains).
    1. Grayscape.
    2. Moe Tom.
    3. Katechon.
    4. Norman (not necessarily in this order).

    And then there’s Frosteetoes: I know you can’t live on love, but… just but!!!

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  71. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    “Meanwhile, in 2008, MICHELLE OBAMA WAS ON MAXIM’S 100 HOTTEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET LIST!”

    MAXIM?? Must’ve been after Greg Gutfeld left the editor’s post, even though that would be quite in line with his SENSE OF HUMOR!

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  72. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 4th, 2012

    @ Joe – You saw a but? I only imagined one.

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  73. Jeff

    September 4th, 2012

    If we are picking our leaders based on a quality so vapid and shallow as to who the most attractive then we are totally screwed as a nation. We are not selecting based on substance, but rather who can be best marketed as a product, that will make us feel good about ourselfs.

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  74. SheVee

    September 4th, 2012

    Ryan
    Thune
    Romney

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  75. PATH

    September 4th, 2012

    Romney
    Ryan
    Other guy

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  76. kono

    September 4th, 2012

    Ryan
    Thune
    Romney

    I agree whole-heartedly with Claudia…it’s what shines through.

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