BIG HAIRY NEWS (BHN) – The “Reverend” Sun Myung Moon passed away Sunday at the age of 92.
Moon claimed to be the Messiah, and said his existence was a fulfillment of Biblical scripture concerning the return of Jesus. The charismatic leader was incredibly wealthy, having parlayed his follower’s donations into a multi-billion dollar empire, now presumably controlled by his ten children.
Unfortunately, despite his claims of divinity, Rev. Moon’s last words were reportedly, “Hey, is it just me, or is it getting f*cking hot in here?”