Home - by Cardigan - September 1, 2012 - 20:00 America/New_York - 98 Comments
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September 1st, 2012
Why yes, I just farted!
I am SO baked…I have no idea what’s going on.
Answer??? That sure is a funny word.
No, Joey, the capitol of Maine is not Kentucky.
Chuck U Farley
It’s fun to wet yourself in a dark suit. You get that warm feeling and no one really notices.
Everyone who doesn’t have an old white man’s hand on your inner thigh, raise your hand.
Ok, everyone who has an I.Q. higher than “Purple” raise you hand!
Who agrees I’m not smarter than a third grader?
“Wheeeee! Morning wood! Yippeeee!”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Hah hah! Kid on my right LOVES f_ckin’ coloring!!!
Raise your hand if you can name who the Vice President of The United States is?
Dan Ryan Galt
“What’s the question?” Who’s the 44TH President of the United States? Some African-American who is an articulate, bright, clean and a nice-looking fella I ran against in the primaries back in 07, I think.”
“What’s the question again? Will there be ice cream later?”
“Mmm – that wad of gum still has some flavor in it…”
(not a caption) Why do I get the feeling that they are releasing these pictures deliberately? And it’s not a good feeling.
Class, how many of you have seen the movie “Billy Madison”?
Who here thinks the Suit is a Dumb-Ass?
You mean I’m right? No way.
“No silly – pie are round – sheesh…”
I’m nervous too. I’ll feel a lot better if Joe’s still on the ticket in a week.
“Is it recess yet?”
Who wants to share their choom with the Vice President?
“Stand up little Joe!!”
It’s suggestive of either a planned set-up for a switcheroo, or he really is sliding over the edge into dementia. Which would necessitate a real switcheroo. True condition or not, either would be a strong play for the sympathy vote.
And if Hillary won’t play, who would?????
Ruprecht wets himself at the table again.
“Kind of a grin, with a body behind it.” –Clint Eastwood
Are You Smarter than a Joe Biden?
Not sure who else could draw the votes, and that’s the point, isn’t it? I have a recurring nightmare of Bill Clinton ending his speech with, “I’d like to introduce the next Vice President of The United States, my wife, Hillary Clinton.”
Can you imagine what the response would be?
teacher: Class. How can you fill your life with happiness? Classic Joe: Ha Ha she said penis! Man thats funny!
eternal cracker p
Teacher: “Raise your hand if you think you can build something.”
Raise your hand if your shoes don’t stink.
Maudie N Mandeville
Who thinks Joe Biden is a doofus?
Hillary is a head fake. If I was a googlin’ guy, I’d be checking the whereabouts of guys like Andrew Cuomo. But I think we’re psyching ourselves out. Imagine the MSM feeding frenzy in 2004 if W had dumped Cheney right before the convention. I don’t think even the Dems are dumb enough to believe a shiny new Veep is a game-changer.
Simon says: raise your right hand.
Biden: You stupid little fuckers, Obama didn’t say!
Stranded in Sonoma
@MaryfromMarin — Remember what Ann Barnhardt said? She thinks Slow Joe will “get” prostate cancer. There are no visible symptoms, no weight loss, and the survival rate is high.
Remember my statement from about a month ago? I said Slow Joe would be forced to announce his departure from the ticket at the democrat convention and that Obama will pick former Viginia Governor Mark Warner. Mostly to give VA Senator hopeful Tim Kaine a boost.
I think we’ve seen the last of VP Joe.
Who knows which bin in the back of the classroom contains Joe’s brain?
Yuk, yuk, it sure is fun to sit here among my peers.
Raise your hand if you dressed yourself today.
Ya.all are so bright and lovely lookin’ and smart an’ all. But THEY are goin’ ta put ya’all back in chains. I mean it. Literally, not figureativly.
@66chevelle & Stranded in Sonoma
I do realize it’s probably not Hillary. For one, I don’t think Barry’s ego could handle it. Plus, she’d be tied to this administration’s policies and that would taint her ’16 aspirations.
But still – if she did accept, that would be it. Game over. And that scares me.
Clint Eastwood called me the intellect of the Democratic Party. Come on kids, ask me a question…
@Stranded, 66chevelle, Xavier–
Talk about nightmares: what if it wasn’t Hillary, but Bill?
IS there anything in constitutional law, or SCOTUS rulings, that addresses this? The wording of the 22nd Amendment prohibits someone who has been elected President twice from being “elected” President again. It says nothing about them being prohibited from being elected to any other office, including that of Vice-President.
I could wile away the hours,
Lookin’ oh so dour,
My intelligence I’ll feign.
And my balls I am scratchin’,
It’s the reason I am laughin’,
I don’t really have a brain.
@MaryfromMarin — You are correct. If you serve two terms as president you may still serve as veep. And there is no limitation to the number of times you can be the VP.
@Xavier — Would you want to be the president with Hillary as VP? It would be a shovel-ready job.
@Stranded in Sonoma
Where does that leave us if Barry were forced to leave office? Is “elected” non-applicable in that situation, allowing a prior President to assume the Presidency again?
Strictly hypothetical, of course.
Well I see there no need for the paragraph I just wrote – your cartoon said the same very succinctly.
@Stranded In Sonoma
It’d be a bandaid on a massive head wound. And why would they play the tard card so obviously, then claim a totally unrelated medical condition to dump him? I suppose you could say that the Chicago Machine gave him a choice of a heart attack or prostate cancer, but I think even Low-Info Independent Voters would see right through that extortion scheme.
Barry had all of his BC and College records taken care of when nobody was looking, and even with so much of the
evidence destroyed, most people are aware that something is hinky with Him. To try this kind of stuff with the VP’s medical records, much less with this particular Tourette’s VP, and in this Breitbart era, is gobsmackingly arrogant and filled with the potential for devastating blowback. I hope they are this audacious..
M-O-O-N, That Spells "Joe Biden"
I just beat D’Tershawne in a spelling contest! How many of you think he’s a total bitch now?
thanks for letting me take my football helmet off. now, if i could just get my hands out of my pants, i’ll get back on the short bus.
Joe thought bubble
I’m surrounded by clean, articulate black children. This is almost as bad that nightmare I have of debating Paul Ryan.
Teacher: First, I asked for raised hands. Second, the question was, Who was the first president of the United States.”
dapenguin in OIHO
Raise your hand if you passed first grade
Teacher (trying to give a hint to Joe Biden):
How many people in this room can find their own way home without help? Raise your hands. Adults too, Joe. Joe? … Mr. Biden? Could somebody please help Mr. Biden? Security!
I hate coming in late, all the good captions are taken.
AH-H-H-H! The Opposite Game . . . I Am So Good At It Too!
ROMNEY / RYAN 2012!
Raise your hand if you know what state you’re in.
“You are correct. If you serve two terms as president you may still serve as veep. And there is no limitation to the number of times you can be the VP.”
That’s what I was afraid of. Bill would be the “adult” on the ticket, the known quantity, the reliable back-up. And, because you aren’t “elected” if you assume the office of POTUS–should something unexpected happen–he’d have himself a legit third term.
Thanks a lot. Insomnia again tonight.
OK class. Raise your hands if you like my Clint Eastwood impression.
Everybody hold up the hand you want chains on and Vice President Biden will come around and put them on for you.
Teacher: Students, who here knows what a white politicans is refering to when he tells an audience that “you all are gonna be put back in chains?”
Shi’thead, wake up! Raise yo damn hand! Smack him for me please Joe.
99th Squad Leader
Joe B. “The wheels on the bus go….up and down?…side to side?…
Student, “Round and round!”
Joe B. “Right! round and round!”
“What’d you say, Mr. President?”
“How many people think I should go … do what?”
Actually, the teacher never asked a question…
Their hands are raised because they want to go to the bathroom.
The Office of VP and the status of First Lady have lowered to “Snake’s Duodenum” level under this regime of swamp-dwellers.
VP Ryan and the Awesome Mrs Romney will re-instate these roles to their rightful place.
America – Never Again – God blessed the USA and right now this once Great Country is looking at His Wrath and Judgement – time to purge the Government of the Vermin that were elected in 2008!
Stand With ISRAEL and America Will be Blessed! The Word of G-d could not make this more clear!
“Teacher… why is this guy here? Shouldn’t he be in the ‘slow’ class?”
FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again
I don’t know, can you say that again, 2 plus 2 equals? I just don’t see it.
I have to move again in January
Thanks to me I won’t have to do shit like this after November.
@MaryfromMarin and Xavier — Actually, Bill Clinton can’t be president again. So he can’t be VP again. I know that the 22nd Amendment doesn’t say that, but think about it. If Bill is the VP and Obama bites the dust, Bill cannot be president because he’s already served two terms. Which means the Speaker of the House would have to be president. Then, does the Speaker/President get to choose a new VP? Do you see the dilemma? Don’t worry. Bill is pretty much out of elective office.
“Hey kids! Who wants to check ol’ Uncle Joes’ pockets for spare change?”
The wording of the 22nd is pretty clear, but does not cover this particular situation that we’ve been postulating. Read it carefully.
Although I do appreciate your trying to save me from insomnia.
Good thing they told me I only have to smile in these 3rd grade classrooms cause I sure as hell don’t know who George Washington is.
Now class, sister Rosetta informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay entitled “how i spent my summer vacation”…who would like to read theirs
You there, old man in the back row.
On the first day of my summer vacation, i woke up and i went to look for a job, then i hung out in front of the drugstore..
On the second day of my summer vacation, i woke up and i went to look for a job, then i hung out in front of the drugstore
On the third day of my summer vacation, i woke up and i went to look for a job, then i hung out in front of the drugstore
“OK old man, thats enough.”
I gotta go to the can, man.
I just had DajaPoo, the feeling that I heard this crap before.
September 2nd, 2012
“Who thinks I am an idiot?”
“Well, you’re right!”
How many states are there?
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
“Ok kids, can you tell me, what kind of people work at the 7-11?”
heh, all you kids with your hands up in air reminds me of having a hand up in my butt, but you all will learn about fisting in sex ed class later today
Foso de liberales venenosos
The kid on the right of Biden with his head down and fist clinched:
“If this stupid fucker doesn’t shut that ignorant mouth, I swear I’m gonna knock those false teeth right out of his mouth …”
Guess what my hands are doing
Kid on the left: “If grampaw here doesn’t quit rubbing my leg and soon, so help me I’m gonna take him to the fvcking cleaners.”
Raise your hand if you think you can sing:
Joseph R. Biden, mmm…mmm…mmm
“I’m sofa king!
we Todd it”
This seat is taken.
Okay, which one is my right?
Anybody who thinks Joe Biden is racist raise your hand!
LOL!, Man, I have not heard that in ages! Wasn’t the sister’s name Sister Mary Elephant though?
Who wants the dumb cracker to leave?
Raise your hand if you think he is clueless about the economy.
Raise your hand if you think he’s not acting dumb because he really is.
This seat’s taken.
and is the bus Goofey Joe rode in short or long?
and class what should Goofey Joe do instead of peeing his pants and sitting there?
Who knows how to spell VP?
Ha, I can’t close my eyes I’ve had so many eye jobs…
Department of Government Overreach
Now class, after that fine speech from mr. Biden, how many of you would still vote for President Romney?
Raise your hand if your wearing pants.
I’ve just had a #2 moment and these kids are gonna know pretty soon.
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