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If you are shaped like this please don't wear this dress

 

 

Or…Is that Big Bird being kidnapped?

My Peeps all melted.

Oddly, her measurements are the same numbers as my Adobe Acrobat confirmation code.

 

No Way Girl

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  1. Poonces

    September 1st, 2012

    Jabba the Hutt in a dress.

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  2. Anonymous

    September 1st, 2012

    OK, I’ll play. More rolls than a bakery. Next?

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  3. Mathew Solocam

    September 1st, 2012

    Why in the hell would she wear that shrink wrap shit? Ever think about a loose dress or a burka even?

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  4. Mathew Solocam

    September 1st, 2012

    She’s smuggling dope, right?

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  5. Col. Angus

    September 1st, 2012

    She’d give the Michelin man some serious wood.

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  6. Mathew Solocam

    September 1st, 2012

    She better watch her ass around Michael Moore.

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  7. dba...vagabond trader

    September 1st, 2012

    What the? This is photo shopped right? Please tell me it is.

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  8. conservative cowgirl

    September 1st, 2012

    http://www.123rf.com/photo_5254997_caterpillar-isolated-on-white.html

    Kind of like a caterpiller:

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  9. conservative cowgirl

    September 1st, 2012

    Is it my computer screen or can I see pink thongs under the dress? For the love of Pete.

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  10. Mathew Solocam

    September 1st, 2012

    I’m not even gonna look. Bye.

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  11. Nutjob

    September 1st, 2012

    If she would’ve wore white she’d look like the michelin tire mascot.
    The dress appears to be struggling, i hope its a triple wall.

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  12. Nutjob

    September 1st, 2012

    In a caddie approaching slowly, theres a baby daddy that thinks shes smoking hot and already knows he’s going to be “laying in the cut” later that night.

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  13. I'm Your Huckleberry

    September 1st, 2012

    is that Tammy or is it Ginger?
    Frosteetoes needs to know

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  14. sTevo

    September 1st, 2012

    >>Oddly, her measurements are the same numbers as my Adobe Acrobat confirmation code.

    My ribs hurt.

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  15. Dr. Tar

    September 1st, 2012

    Like a yellow maggot. Its a metamorphosis into something only Kafka would love.

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  16. persecutor

    September 1st, 2012

    I need some Drano for my eyes!
    It’s Miss Soft Serve 2012.

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  17. FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today

    September 1st, 2012

    @conservative cowgirl
    I think that pinkish area is eczema

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  18. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 1st, 2012

    A shape only a caterpillar could love.

    Kim Kardashian without a girdle.

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  19. Xavier

    September 1st, 2012

    Well at least she’s covered up. Around here that would be about 70% too much clothes for someone with similar, um, curves. Granny says it’s a good thing the ground has so much rock in it or else they’d sink.

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  20. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 1st, 2012

    Hey- that is Julienne Fry

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  21. Corona

    September 1st, 2012

    So her measurements are 56-49-57-48-55-44-59-46-58. Right?

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  22. Unneutral

    September 1st, 2012

    It looks like someone stacked a bunch of speed bumps.

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  23. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 1st, 2012

    Armadilo Babe

    Grayscape???? Well????

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  24. Jethro

    September 1st, 2012

    Termite queen:
    http://img.portwallpaper.com/imgwal/queen-termite.jpg
    .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta2rF6Syi0U
    .

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  25. AbigailAdams

    September 1st, 2012

    Can we have a serious discussion about public decency now? Seriously. Does this woman have not one friend who is honest with her?

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  26. Aharte

    September 1st, 2012

    Only proves my long held assertion that there is a dearth of mirrors.

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  27. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 1st, 2012

    And where is Burr?

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  28. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 1st, 2012

    It takes a burka

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  29. FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again

    September 1st, 2012

    OK, one more

    Welcome Walmart shopper.

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  30. cfm990

    September 1st, 2012

    Dear Mr. Michelin man .
    Here is a photo of someone we think matches your 49 rolls of cofatability.

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  31. Plain Jane

    September 1st, 2012

    Spanx wouldn’t even help.

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  32. old_oaks

    September 1st, 2012

    Ghooollly!

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  33. Moe Tom

    September 1st, 2012

    My first thought. Greyscape.

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  34. Xavier

    September 1st, 2012

    Not a single motorboat joke. I’m proud of you people.

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  35. Carlos The Jackal

    September 1st, 2012

    She looks..”Poppin’ Fresh”

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  36. "That Guy"

    September 1st, 2012

    The wearing of Spandex, or other tight fitting clothing in public, should require inspection and licensing, with at least annual renewals.

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  37. Death_By_Farts

    September 1st, 2012

    The biggest difference between her and a crink french fry?

    People actually want to eat crinkle fries…

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  38. Anonymous

    September 2nd, 2012

    That is either moe tom’s mother or conservative cow girl-lee

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  39. serena w

    September 2nd, 2012

    thanks for giving us a look one year into the future:

    after ten months of major depression brought on by ‘er ‘usband’s notorious calamity of a loss in november 2012 (da shellacka by da cracka), the MOOSE consoles herself by devouring her faves in a bizarre “You ARE what you eat” twist of reality…and has taken to rockin the extensions to ‘feel good about herself’

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  40. Frosteetoes

    September 2nd, 2012

    @ Huck – is that Tammy or is it Ginger?
    Frosteetoes needs to know
    ************
    What in the wide world of sport is going on here and wtf are you talking about?

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  41. Corona

    September 2nd, 2012

    Boobies’ big black schlong dude, and now Frosteetoes’ big knockers. Are you 2 a thing?

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  42. jbee

    September 2nd, 2012

    Ms, B …..& she stopped drinking 16oz soda !!

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