Home - by Cardigan - September 1, 2012 - 17:00 America/New_York - 42 Comments
Or…Is that Big Bird being kidnapped?
My Peeps all melted.
Oddly, her measurements are the same numbers as my Adobe Acrobat confirmation code.
No Way Girl
September 1st, 2012
Jabba the Hutt in a dress.
OK, I’ll play. More rolls than a bakery. Next?
Why in the hell would she wear that shrink wrap shit? Ever think about a loose dress or a burka even?
She’s smuggling dope, right?
She’d give the Michelin man some serious wood.
She better watch her ass around Michael Moore.
What the? This is photo shopped right? Please tell me it is.
Kind of like a caterpiller:
Is it my computer screen or can I see pink thongs under the dress? For the love of Pete.
I’m not even gonna look. Bye.
If she would’ve wore white she’d look like the michelin tire mascot.
The dress appears to be struggling, i hope its a triple wall.
In a caddie approaching slowly, theres a baby daddy that thinks shes smoking hot and already knows he’s going to be “laying in the cut” later that night.
I'm Your Huckleberry
is that Tammy or is it Ginger?
Frosteetoes needs to know
>>Oddly, her measurements are the same numbers as my Adobe Acrobat confirmation code.
My ribs hurt.
Like a yellow maggot. Its a metamorphosis into something only Kafka would love.
I need some Drano for my eyes!
It’s Miss Soft Serve 2012.
FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today
I think that pinkish area is eczema
FreeMan - Sarah Dissed Again
A shape only a caterpillar could love.
Kim Kardashian without a girdle.
Well at least she’s covered up. Around here that would be about 70% too much clothes for someone with similar, um, curves. Granny says it’s a good thing the ground has so much rock in it or else they’d sink.
Hey- that is Julienne Fry
So her measurements are 56-49-57-48-55-44-59-46-58. Right?
It looks like someone stacked a bunch of speed bumps.
Can we have a serious discussion about public decency now? Seriously. Does this woman have not one friend who is honest with her?
Only proves my long held assertion that there is a dearth of mirrors.
And where is Burr?
It takes a burka
OK, one more
Welcome Walmart shopper.
Dear Mr. Michelin man .
Here is a photo of someone we think matches your 49 rolls of cofatability.
Spanx wouldn’t even help.
My first thought. Greyscape.
Not a single motorboat joke. I’m proud of you people.
Carlos The Jackal
She looks..”Poppin’ Fresh”
The wearing of Spandex, or other tight fitting clothing in public, should require inspection and licensing, with at least annual renewals.
The biggest difference between her and a crink french fry?
People actually want to eat crinkle fries…
September 2nd, 2012
That is either moe tom’s mother or conservative cow girl-lee
thanks for giving us a look one year into the future:
after ten months of major depression brought on by ‘er ‘usband’s notorious calamity of a loss in november 2012 (da shellacka by da cracka), the MOOSE consoles herself by devouring her faves in a bizarre “You ARE what you eat” twist of reality…and has taken to rockin the extensions to ‘feel good about herself’
@ Huck – is that Tammy or is it Ginger?
Frosteetoes needs to know
What in the wide world of sport is going on here and wtf are you talking about?
Boobies’ big black schlong dude, and now Frosteetoes’ big knockers. Are you 2 a thing?
Ms, B …..& she stopped drinking 16oz soda !!
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