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Any Question Whether Mike Bloomberg Is An Asshat Or Not? This Will Clear That Up
The mayor exploded in anger after a reporter asked him what he thought of the officers opening fire on 58-year-old Jeffrey Johnson Friday morning on a Midtown street, injuring nine bystanders who got caught in the crossfire.
“Let me ask you this Miss, if somebody pointed a gun at you and you had a gun in your pocket, what would you do? I think that answers the question,” Bloomberg said Tuesday at an unrelated news conference in the Bronx.
UHHHHHHH, Mikey, you dumb bastard, it is illegal for me to have a gun in my pocket in New York.
How about this analogy? What would you do if you were thirsty as hell and only had a 32.oz soda in your pocket and you were standing right next to Midget Bloomberg?
Unruly Refugee
August 29th, 2012
Asshat is way too kind a word for that *@##!!!!!&***!
Unruly Refugee
August 29th, 2012
Ask me what I would do if I had a taser in one hand and a bucket of hot tar in the other hand and was lucky enough to be standing right next to Bloomberg one sunny day.
Nutjob
August 29th, 2012
One can only hope, the next moron with a knife jumps out when he’s standing close by, if were lucky the sharpshooting NYPD will hit him and silence this asshat once and for all.
Poonces
August 29th, 2012
Wanna bet he carries a gun?
Friend of the family
August 29th, 2012
Desperate men live desperate lives. Don’t they Mayor Bloomberg? Why would a wealthy man with so much care about something as insignificant as soda pop and salt? And your paternal obsession with gun regulation only makes those who shouldn’t have them happy. Your rationale to this tragic mishap is utterly preposterous because you know what really happened to the innocents was irrevocably unjustifiable. You remind me of Howard Hughes in his later years. Seems you’re headed that way.
dude
August 29th, 2012
Fat ass cops can’t even hit their target, go have another donut pension sponges
Bob M.
August 30th, 2012
“What would you do if you were thirsty as hell and only had a 32.oz soda in your pocket and you were standing right next to Midget Bloomberg?”
If I thought there were yellowjackets nearby, I’d dump it on his head.”
bob
August 30th, 2012
all kidding aside, i’m honestly having a really hard time understanding how it’s ok that situation went down that way. aren’t cops trained to a) shoot better than that and b) generally not have shootouts in a crowd? after all, real life isn’t like tv or the movies.
its like outcome based education. “yeah the cops were dummies but hey, the civilians they carelessly shot all lived so its ok!”
Unruly Refugee
August 30th, 2012
The cops I know can shoot straight. But with a dick like Bloomberg running the city, their cops probably don’t even have a place to practice target shooting. Shit, he wanted to lay them all off. The man is insane.
But there are some cops who will start firing at a kid carrying a shiny object too. They’re not all perfect.
Liberal Larry
August 30th, 2012
“What would you do if you were thirsty as hell and only had a 32.oz soda in your pocket and you were standing right next to Midget Bloomberg?
Same thing any thinking man would do; I would sacrifice the quenching of my thirst and break the bottle over that bastard’s head.
Unneutral
August 30th, 2012
I assume the cops are union, that should be very telling….you know…like….they don’t have to have real high shooting skills.
srdem65
August 30th, 2012
question; if you were one of the wounded by cop and the only ones shooting were the cops, are you allowed to shoot back and protect yourself?
just askin’
Nutjob
August 30th, 2012
Would’ve been funny to see a fat kid step out of the crowd and bean the knife weilding idiot with his 32 oz drink and then say Fuck you Bungberg.
Angrymike
August 30th, 2012
The libs say guns should only be in the hands of well trained police officers ……..
Well Bloomy, when ya gonna start training them??????
Dickhead ………
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 30th, 2012
The Herr Reichsfuhrer appears to be *most* put-out.