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Mr. and Mrs. Teresa Heinz

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The Original Corporate Wife -

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  1. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    August 29th, 2012

    She looks good in Red.

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  2. Anonymous

    August 29th, 2012

    Lurch doesn’t wear panties

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  3. TexMark

    August 29th, 2012

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, man, I almost lost my bowels! That’s hilarious!

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  4. Xavier

    August 29th, 2012

    Barry says, “I’d hit that! Hell, I did hit that!”

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  5. dba...vagabond trader

    August 29th, 2012

    :lol:

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  6. reddecaesari

    August 29th, 2012

    let’s play ketchup with lurch.

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  7. Moe Tom

    August 29th, 2012

    A Purple Heart ribbon on the right (wrong) lapel would put the iceing on that beauty.

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  8. Poonces

    August 29th, 2012

    He’s such an ugly kept woman.

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  9. Moe Tom

    August 29th, 2012

    Just look at the size of the hands. Brilliant.

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  10. Ma Deuce

    August 29th, 2012

    Man Hands! Hey, has this asshat paid the back taxes on her yacht down in Rhode Island? I’m sure she wrote the check for this useless dipstick.

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  11. Alxandro

    August 29th, 2012

    Teri and Lurchette, one Heinz ketchup bottle for every state, according to Obama.

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  12. Jerry Manderin

    August 29th, 2012

    Last night my dad said, “Juan Williams is an asshole.”

    I dig it when he swears.

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  13. Carlos The Jackal

    August 29th, 2012

    57 varieties of…what, exactly?

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  14. Navy Squid

    August 29th, 2012

    She still looks a little “long in the face!” :-)

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  15. Major Mal function

    August 29th, 2012

    The lucky red blazer. It’s seared, seared into his memory.

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  16. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 29th, 2012

    A great visual, except that Mr(s). Kerry (in red) is wearing pants. (S)he should be wearing a skirt, IMHO.

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  17. Nutjob

    August 29th, 2012

    Wonder when he’s going to show his tax returns, or the yacht he titled in another state to avoid taxes, or brag to the people at the DNC on how many jobs he shipped overseas when Heinz moved abroad.

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  18. LadyGun12

    August 29th, 2012

    @Stirrin: I agree. Teresa wears the pants in that family.

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  19. FreeMan - Mystery Speaker Sarah

    August 29th, 2012

    But doesn’t he have more money and paid less taxes then Willard did? (Mitt for you libs)

    Where are his tax returns? What is Kerry hiding?

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  20. Eric

    August 30th, 2012

    Technically, the headline should be written as “Mrs. and Mr. Teresa Heinz”.

    Since we are the party that appreciates what women can accomplish, maybe we should give women their proper place?

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  21. islam is for killers

    August 30th, 2012

    I changed my brand of catchup because of that rich ugly bitch with poor taste in men.

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  22. Joe

    August 30th, 2012

    I only use Hunts. Will not give any money to support Kerry in any way.

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  23. Anonymous

    August 30th, 2012

    57 varieties one for each state!

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  24. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    August 30th, 2012

    Lurch has man hands….

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  25. JohnG911

    August 30th, 2012

    I believe “corporate wife” is liberal code for rich “honky” woman.

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