Home - by Cardigan - August 29, 2012 - 23:15 America/New_York - 111 Comments
Rosie O'Donnel's Testicles are Dancing
August 29th, 2012
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Sure do! DESATURATE his eyes.
Make them reflect the hollowness behind them.
Barry Soetoro's pelvis is jack-hammering
that’s gonna leave a mark, but Chrissy doesn’t care!
Chris Matthews: “After watching Paul Ryan’s RNC speech, I felt a warm trickle running down my leg…”
Barack Obama is responsible for the disgusting herpe wart
he’s responsible for his anal fissures and venereal warts too, I’ll bet.
The last signs of intelligence are lost
Paul Ryan just wiped them away….
Lady in Red was last seen dropping a golden shower
Time to lose the avatar cause I’m about to get gross all up in here.
Obama's wrinkled anus matches the creases
Life is like a box of chocolate.
Paul Ryan just caused major spasms on
I see desperation
He just realized Paul Ryan just struck the death nell on the demorrhoid party!
Breaking news: Presidential genetic material just discovered
it made crissy as happy as a little girl, too!
There is no color
Does that make him racist?
stress cracks have been discovered on
He’s anti-black. Racist…..
That’s good BFH, but it doesn’t come close to what I saw when I turned the channel to MSNBC tonight for the first time in years.
I was greeted by a gaping maw opened in a half-wit facsimile of a smile, eyes glazed and focused somewhere distant past the cameraman.
It captured his essence entirely and it was priceless.
Ugly bag of mostly water.
Mass of conflicting impulses – AND loss of bladder control.
A large festering pelosi was recently discovered
it popped, turned democrat, and immediately ran for office.
That picture reeks of gin and abject terror.
Set that bi7ch on fire and lets have an old fashioned marshmallow roast
who want’s smores??!!
Adldled brain, wandering eyes, dimented
X… you’re new here. This is a sidebar game.
Since the post is called Chris Matthews’, the sidebar will say —— Fill in the blank—— ON Chris Matthews’ Face.
So you change your screen name to reflect that.
Clueless Idiot Written all over
gee this is fun.
Ahh. Thank you, BFH.
Big Stinking Dogshit steaming
what a hoot.
I love the look of abject fear on
Does this person own a comb?
Oops. Forgot to remove the e-mail address.
Terminal sciatica w/tingles in brain
The guy is just the biggest letdown.
Charles Schulz based his Charlie Brown character
Only Charlie Brown is not a homosexual like Chrissy. Or a democrat.
Is tingles reduced to covering hurricanes and weather?
Janet Napolitano massaging her hemorrhoids
i like this.
Is it wrong to wish that Michelle Obama would park her fat buffalo ass
If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
BigFur, We need a cleanup up thread.
got it – good work – bfh
Tingles all over now with irreversible paraesthesia
Has grand mal seizures on set.
Let's play darts
couldn’t f*&k it up any more than is already is.
Hi I’m Christy Mathews for Pantene comb over shampoo. Don’t hate me because I’m a Ba-Goon!
Wild Racist Monkey Takes Revenge
Unrequited lover rejected him.
Hi I’m Christy Mathews for Pantene comb over shampoo. Don’t hate me because I’m a Ba-Foon!
If his nose was on fire would you cross the street to piss
think im done for now
Tip O'Neill's balloon knot is indelibly imprinted on
August 30th, 2012
Is that Anderson Cooper and Barney Frank having sex
The MSNBC toilets are clogged, so if you have to go just do it
I'm an albino with a black dick
I don’t know if I should f myself or the viewers.
You can see the diabetic coma festering
Hide all sugars.
The rapist planted his dick and balls
Rachel Maddow was just getting started…
It looks like Elvis rubbed his nutsack
You can see the effects of global warming
hate tht guy
Because of fleas and ticks, I wouldn't let my dog crap
my dog loves this blog
Michelle's skid-marked panties were found
Oh the humanity!
That ain't ranch dressing
Paranoid schizophrenic with dilusions of grandeur
junk in his trunk
Tingles got worse after sex change operation just for The One
Has facial spasms that severely affect his madula oblongata.
Only pubic hair will grow
I hope Chris reads some of these…
Moosh just parked her big jelly ass
And left a bit of peanut butter.
My Dog just took a big steaming shit
I haven’t played this in so long I damn near forgot how!
Warning to dog owners: there is a flea, tick, and maggot infestation
i love this stuff!
“Is my fly open? No? Well, then, I just pissed my pants.”
I never beat my dog until I caught it doing the hump
looks like a hemroid hanging out
After Romney wins, I can't wait to see the look of terror
Look up "racist" in the dictionary. Yep, it's
The weak need defenders. Because they’re weak, apparently.
Zombie Rick James, Bitch
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!
Why did his mom not stick to her liberal roots and abort this POS.
I would love a cage match in the octagon with this moron, with the conditions being the loser has to STFU forever.
Hell I’d take him, Carney, and Biden at the same time if it meant these assclowns would shut their blowholes forever.
His whining, squeeling, girlie ass voice makes me want to split lumber, smash concrete blocks, and destroy things just to make that freaking annoying sound out of his blowhole to stop.
I can’t believe his mom didn’t smother him with a pillow or use a coat hanger on him.
Weepy open sores
This ignat has come a long way, since the leg tingle and euphoria of the messiahs inauguration almost four years ago.
He appears on the brink of insanity lately. I assume he’s fearful that he may lose his beloved 0 in November. Even for a pathetic MSNBC, he really needs to be released to a sanitarium and replaced with someone that is not ready to crack.
Hitler youth piss
Priebus then tattooed a large Race Card
never ending fun
Rachel Maddow scissors
She really get’s off.
Best place to test a Hardball pitch is
keep it up
Looks like one of those white colonialist types, dressed in khakis, sitting on the stoop/verandah in Kenya sipping a gin and tonic while Bracky the houseboy dressed in a white overshirt and shorts with a red stripe around the edges, holds the tray. Then he gets a tingle up his leg and winks to Bracky and whispers out the corner of his mouth:”later boy, at the stables after dinner”
Al Sharpton spits when he talks
Racist we much
Bill Maher parks his nose
He must be flustered, he’s starting to look like Gary Bucey!
I'd love to leave a bootprint
because he’s a fucking commie
A huge ugly stick was used
same on ehit moochelle a few times too
Pelosi's pubic hair gets stuck
he was licking her neck….
Barack's bukkake target gets put
and matthews loves the attention
My tingle! Where’s my goddamn tingle?
I'd like to see Mia Love land a left hook
Down for the count
Sylvester cause a look of terror
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
Chronic alcoholism signs are
Now pay your tab and get out
Even Mrs. Matthews avoids
irrelevant and uninformed
I heard Matthews is diabetic. Combine that with the drink=drain bamage fer sure.
Who is she? She’s ugly!!!
Ohoh, that _itch Condi just hit a home run – we gotta do something about these repubs!
Oh, not... not tonight LeRoy, I have a headache
Michael Moore wipes his gigantic ass
Elvis' supposed undies were actually just a Kleenex used
after tossing Barry’s salad.
I Can See November
And it looks ggrrreeeaaatt!
A monkey with diarrhea lost its load
I'm looking at fading Obama posters
Thank you Paul Ryan
just got off the back of his boyfriends harley
and told Carney “you put a back seat on this”.
Chaz Bono did sex-change research based
oh what fun it is to ride, hey!
I slapped the smug off Rachel Maddow's face only to have it land
Think of it as redistributing the smug.
New drug that may put an end to gay ugliness is being tested
need some new material. must be getting close to lunch time.
You can tell the gerbil is squirming from the look on
If they can ever pull his head out of his ass, MSNBC may have to hire a new makeup crew to wipe off the stains
Chris is gonna love this one
Shot at & missed-shit at & hit
Where is the spittle in the corners of his mouth?
POOR PITIFUL CHRISSY……..its hard to not forget your first love (OBOOBIE) when you are gettin a boner over Paul…..hopeless liberal fcuk!!
Michael W Perkins
Just got done getting a “Tingle down his throat”, from oloser.
Chris HUMPTY/DUMPTY HEAD Matthews.
Bat crap crazy look
Matthews has bats in the belfry with no way out and it shows.
Clint Eastwood put his cigar out
August 31st, 2012
this is a great series!
There is a map of the State of Racial Arrogance drawn
September 1st, 2012
There is a map of the State of Racial Arrogance drawn on the face of everyone who supports the dipshit.
DOJ & ADA offended that blind people cannot read the stupidity
Lance Armstrong failed another urine test
USADA confirms all future drug-urine tests will be done
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