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Rosie O'Donnel's Testicles are Dancing
August 29th, 2012
ouch!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 29th, 2012
Sure do! DESATURATE his eyes.
Make them reflect the hollowness behind them.
Barry Soetoro's pelvis is jack-hammering
August 29th, 2012
that’s gonna leave a mark, but Chrissy doesn’t care!
Atropos19
August 29th, 2012
Chris Matthews: “After watching Paul Ryan’s RNC speech, I felt a warm trickle running down my leg…”
Barack Obama is responsible for the disgusting herpe wart
August 29th, 2012
he’s responsible for his anal fissures and venereal warts too, I’ll bet.
The last signs of intelligence are lost
August 29th, 2012
Paul Ryan just wiped them away….
Lady in Red was last seen dropping a golden shower
August 29th, 2012
Time to lose the avatar cause I’m about to get gross all up in here.
Obama's wrinkled anus matches the creases
August 29th, 2012
Life is like a box of chocolate.
Paul Ryan just caused major spasms on
August 29th, 2012
.
I see desperation
August 29th, 2012
He just realized Paul Ryan just struck the death nell on the demorrhoid party!
Breaking news: Presidential genetic material just discovered
August 29th, 2012
it made crissy as happy as a little girl, too!
There is no color
August 29th, 2012
Does that make him racist?
stress cracks have been discovered on
August 29th, 2012
.
Albinism
August 29th, 2012
He’s anti-black. Racist…..
RosalindJ
August 29th, 2012
That’s good BFH, but it doesn’t come close to what I saw when I turned the channel to MSNBC tonight for the first time in years.
I was greeted by a gaping maw opened in a half-wit facsimile of a smile, eyes glazed and focused somewhere distant past the cameraman.
It captured his essence entirely and it was priceless.
grayscape
August 29th, 2012
Blue waffle?
Jimmy
August 29th, 2012
Ugly bag of mostly water.
grayscape
August 29th, 2012
Pasty-white-racist-slave-whipping-asshole-?
Jimmy
August 29th, 2012
Mass of conflicting impulses – AND loss of bladder control.
A large festering pelosi was recently discovered
August 29th, 2012
it popped, turned democrat, and immediately ran for office.
Xavier
August 29th, 2012
That picture reeks of gin and abject terror.
Set that bi7ch on fire and lets have an old fashioned marshmallow roast
August 29th, 2012
who want’s smores??!!
Jimmy
August 29th, 2012
Adldled brain, wandering eyes, dimented
BigFurHat
August 29th, 2012
X… you’re new here. This is a sidebar game.
Since the post is called Chris Matthews’, the sidebar will say —— Fill in the blank—— ON Chris Matthews’ Face.
So you change your screen name to reflect that.
Clueless Idiot Written all over
August 29th, 2012
gee this is fun.
Xavier
August 29th, 2012
Ahh. Thank you, BFH.
Big Stinking Dogshit steaming
August 29th, 2012
what a hoot.
I love the look of abject fear on
August 29th, 2012
Does this person own a comb?
I love the look of abject fear on
August 29th, 2012
Oops. Forgot to remove the e-mail address.
Terminal sciatica w/tingles in brain
August 29th, 2012
The guy is just the biggest letdown.
Charles Schulz based his Charlie Brown character
August 29th, 2012
Only Charlie Brown is not a homosexual like Chrissy. Or a democrat.
Moe Tom
August 29th, 2012
Is tingles reduced to covering hurricanes and weather?
Janet Napolitano massaging her hemorrhoids
August 29th, 2012
i like this.
Is it wrong to wish that Michelle Obama would park her fat buffalo ass
August 29th, 2012
If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Ohio Dan
August 29th, 2012
BigFur, We need a cleanup up thread.
got it – good work – bfh
Tingles all over now with irreversible paraesthesia
August 29th, 2012
Has grand mal seizures on set.
Let's play darts
August 29th, 2012
couldn’t f*&k it up any more than is already is.
bfpa61
August 29th, 2012
Hi I’m Christy Mathews for Pantene comb over shampoo. Don’t hate me because I’m a Ba-Goon!
Wild Racist Monkey Takes Revenge
August 29th, 2012
!!!!
Tingles all over now with irreversible paraesthesia
August 29th, 2012
Unrequited lover rejected him.
bfpa61
August 29th, 2012
Hi I’m Christy Mathews for Pantene comb over shampoo. Don’t hate me because I’m a Ba-Foon!
If his nose was on fire would you cross the street to piss
August 29th, 2012
think im done for now
Tip O'Neill's balloon knot is indelibly imprinted on
August 30th, 2012
…
Is that Anderson Cooper and Barney Frank having sex
August 30th, 2012
sdfsdf
The MSNBC toilets are clogged, so if you have to go just do it
August 30th, 2012
#############
I'm an albino with a black dick
August 30th, 2012
I don’t know if I should f myself or the viewers.
You can see the diabetic coma festering
August 30th, 2012
Hide all sugars.
The rapist planted his dick and balls
August 30th, 2012
Rachel Maddow was just getting started…
It looks like Elvis rubbed his nutsack
August 30th, 2012
Fitting tribute.
You can see the effects of global warming
August 30th, 2012
hate tht guy
Because of fleas and ticks, I wouldn't let my dog crap
August 30th, 2012
my dog loves this blog
Michelle's skid-marked panties were found
August 30th, 2012
Oh the humanity!
That ain't ranch dressing
August 30th, 2012
??
Paranoid schizophrenic with dilusions of grandeur
August 30th, 2012
junk in his trunk
Tingles got worse after sex change operation just for The One
August 30th, 2012
Has facial spasms that severely affect his madula oblongata.
Only pubic hair will grow
August 30th, 2012
I hope Chris reads some of these…
Moosh just parked her big jelly ass
August 30th, 2012
And left a bit of peanut butter.
My Dog just took a big steaming shit
August 30th, 2012
I haven’t played this in so long I damn near forgot how!
Warning to dog owners: there is a flea, tick, and maggot infestation
August 30th, 2012
i love this stuff!
Liberal Larry
August 30th, 2012
“Is my fly open? No? Well, then, I just pissed my pants.”
I never beat my dog until I caught it doing the hump
August 30th, 2012
sorry rover
looks like a hemroid hanging out
August 30th, 2012
poor Chrissy
After Romney wins, I can't wait to see the look of terror
August 30th, 2012
Oh yeah.
Look up "racist" in the dictionary. Yep, it's
August 30th, 2012
The weak need defenders. Because they’re weak, apparently.
Zombie Rick James, Bitch
August 30th, 2012
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!
Nutjob
August 30th, 2012
Why did his mom not stick to her liberal roots and abort this POS.
Nutjob
August 30th, 2012
I would love a cage match in the octagon with this moron, with the conditions being the loser has to STFU forever.
Hell I’d take him, Carney, and Biden at the same time if it meant these assclowns would shut their blowholes forever.
His whining, squeeling, girlie ass voice makes me want to split lumber, smash concrete blocks, and destroy things just to make that freaking annoying sound out of his blowhole to stop.
I can’t believe his mom didn’t smother him with a pillow or use a coat hanger on him.
Weepy open sores
August 30th, 2012
Nasty
NoLikeO
August 30th, 2012
This ignat has come a long way, since the leg tingle and euphoria of the messiahs inauguration almost four years ago.
He appears on the brink of insanity lately. I assume he’s fearful that he may lose his beloved 0 in November. Even for a pathetic MSNBC, he really needs to be released to a sanitarium and replaced with someone that is not ready to crack.
Hitler youth piss
August 30th, 2012
..
Priebus then tattooed a large Race Card
August 30th, 2012
never ending fun
Rachel Maddow scissors
August 30th, 2012
She really get’s off.
Best place to test a Hardball pitch is
August 30th, 2012
keep it up
charlotte
August 30th, 2012
Looks like one of those white colonialist types, dressed in khakis, sitting on the stoop/verandah in Kenya sipping a gin and tonic while Bracky the houseboy dressed in a white overshirt and shorts with a red stripe around the edges, holds the tray. Then he gets a tingle up his leg and winks to Bracky and whispers out the corner of his mouth:”later boy, at the stables after dinner”
Al Sharpton spits when he talks
August 30th, 2012
Racist we much
Bill Maher parks his nose
August 30th, 2012
Eskimo style
Alpha Maser
August 30th, 2012
He must be flustered, he’s starting to look like Gary Bucey!
I'd love to leave a bootprint
August 30th, 2012
because he’s a fucking commie
A huge ugly stick was used
August 30th, 2012
same on ehit moochelle a few times too
Pelosi's pubic hair gets stuck
August 30th, 2012
he was licking her neck….
Barack's bukkake target gets put
August 30th, 2012
and matthews loves the attention
Aidan
August 30th, 2012
My tingle! Where’s my goddamn tingle?
I'd like to see Mia Love land a left hook
August 30th, 2012
Down for the count
Sylvester cause a look of terror
August 30th, 2012
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
Chronic alcoholism signs are
August 30th, 2012
Now pay your tab and get out
Even Mrs. Matthews avoids
August 30th, 2012
irrelevant and uninformed
dba...vagabond trader
August 30th, 2012
I heard Matthews is diabetic. Combine that with the drink=drain bamage fer sure.
stuckInIll'nNoise
August 30th, 2012
Who is she? She’s ugly!!!
Patricia
August 30th, 2012
Ohoh, that _itch Condi just hit a home run – we gotta do something about these repubs!
Oh, not... not tonight LeRoy, I have a headache
August 30th, 2012
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Michael Moore wipes his gigantic ass
August 30th, 2012
gigantic fun
Elvis' supposed undies were actually just a Kleenex used
August 30th, 2012
after tossing Barry’s salad.
I Can See November
August 30th, 2012
And it looks ggrrreeeaaatt!
A monkey with diarrhea lost its load
August 30th, 2012
!!
I'm looking at fading Obama posters
August 30th, 2012
Thank you Paul Ryan
just got off the back of his boyfriends harley
August 30th, 2012
and told Carney “you put a back seat on this”.
Chaz Bono did sex-change research based
August 30th, 2012
oh what fun it is to ride, hey!
I slapped the smug off Rachel Maddow's face only to have it land
August 30th, 2012
Think of it as redistributing the smug.
New drug that may put an end to gay ugliness is being tested
August 30th, 2012
need some new material. must be getting close to lunch time.
You can tell the gerbil is squirming from the look on
August 30th, 2012
..
If they can ever pull his head out of his ass, MSNBC may have to hire a new makeup crew to wipe off the stains
August 30th, 2012
Chris is gonna love this one
Shot at & missed-shit at & hit
August 30th, 2012
Where is the spittle in the corners of his mouth?
BarnabyBoog
August 30th, 2012
POOR PITIFUL CHRISSY……..its hard to not forget your first love (OBOOBIE) when you are gettin a boner over Paul…..hopeless liberal fcuk!!
Michael W Perkins
August 30th, 2012
Just got done getting a “Tingle down his throat”, from oloser.
Jay
August 30th, 2012
Chris HUMPTY/DUMPTY HEAD Matthews.
Bat crap crazy look
August 30th, 2012
Matthews has bats in the belfry with no way out and it shows.
Clint Eastwood put his cigar out
August 31st, 2012
this is a great series!
There is a map of the State of Racial Arrogance drawn
September 1st, 2012
There is a map of the State of Racial Arrogance drawn on the face of everyone who supports the dipshit.
DOJ & ADA offended that blind people cannot read the stupidity
September 1st, 2012
DOJ & ADA offended that blind people cannot read the stupidity
Lance Armstrong failed another urine test
September 1st, 2012
Lance Armstrong failed another urine test
USADA confirms all future drug-urine tests will be done
September 1st, 2012
USADA confirms all future drug-urine tests will be done