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» 111 Comments

  1. Rosie O'Donnel's Testicles are Dancing

    August 29th, 2012

    ouch!

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 29th, 2012

    Sure do! DESATURATE his eyes.

    Make them reflect the hollowness behind them.

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  3. Barry Soetoro's pelvis is jack-hammering

    August 29th, 2012

    that’s gonna leave a mark, but Chrissy doesn’t care!

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  4. Atropos19

    August 29th, 2012

    Chris Matthews: “After watching Paul Ryan’s RNC speech, I felt a warm trickle running down my leg…”

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  5. Barack Obama is responsible for the disgusting herpe wart

    August 29th, 2012

    he’s responsible for his anal fissures and venereal warts too, I’ll bet.

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  6. The last signs of intelligence are lost

    August 29th, 2012

    Paul Ryan just wiped them away….

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  7. Lady in Red was last seen dropping a golden shower

    August 29th, 2012

    Time to lose the avatar cause I’m about to get gross all up in here.

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  8. Obama's wrinkled anus matches the creases

    August 29th, 2012

    Life is like a box of chocolate.

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  9. Paul Ryan just caused major spasms on

    August 29th, 2012

    .

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  10. I see desperation

    August 29th, 2012

    He just realized Paul Ryan just struck the death nell on the demorrhoid party!

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  11. Breaking news: Presidential genetic material just discovered

    August 29th, 2012

    it made crissy as happy as a little girl, too!

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  12. There is no color

    August 29th, 2012

    Does that make him racist?

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  13. stress cracks have been discovered on

    August 29th, 2012

    .

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  14. Albinism

    August 29th, 2012

    He’s anti-black. Racist…..

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  15. RosalindJ

    August 29th, 2012

    That’s good BFH, but it doesn’t come close to what I saw when I turned the channel to MSNBC tonight for the first time in years.

    I was greeted by a gaping maw opened in a half-wit facsimile of a smile, eyes glazed and focused somewhere distant past the cameraman.

    It captured his essence entirely and it was priceless.

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  16. grayscape

    August 29th, 2012

    Blue waffle?

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  17. Jimmy

    August 29th, 2012

    Ugly bag of mostly water.

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  18. grayscape

    August 29th, 2012

    Pasty-white-racist-slave-whipping-asshole-?

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  19. Jimmy

    August 29th, 2012

    Mass of conflicting impulses – AND loss of bladder control.

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  20. A large festering pelosi was recently discovered

    August 29th, 2012

    it popped, turned democrat, and immediately ran for office.

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  21. Xavier

    August 29th, 2012

    That picture reeks of gin and abject terror.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +12

     
  22. Set that bi7ch on fire and lets have an old fashioned marshmallow roast

    August 29th, 2012

    who want’s smores??!!

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  23. Jimmy

    August 29th, 2012

    Adldled brain, wandering eyes, dimented

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  24. BigFurHat

    August 29th, 2012

    X… you’re new here. This is a sidebar game.
    Since the post is called Chris Matthews’, the sidebar will say —— Fill in the blank—— ON Chris Matthews’ Face.
    So you change your screen name to reflect that.

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  25. Clueless Idiot Written all over

    August 29th, 2012

    gee this is fun.

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  26. Xavier

    August 29th, 2012

    Ahh. Thank you, BFH.

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  27. Big Stinking Dogshit steaming

    August 29th, 2012

    what a hoot.

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  28. I love the look of abject fear on

    August 29th, 2012

    Does this person own a comb?

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  29. I love the look of abject fear on

    August 29th, 2012

    Oops. Forgot to remove the e-mail address.

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  30. Terminal sciatica w/tingles in brain

    August 29th, 2012

    The guy is just the biggest letdown.

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  31. Charles Schulz based his Charlie Brown character

    August 29th, 2012

    Only Charlie Brown is not a homosexual like Chrissy. Or a democrat.

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  32. Moe Tom

    August 29th, 2012

    Is tingles reduced to covering hurricanes and weather?

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  33. Janet Napolitano massaging her hemorrhoids

    August 29th, 2012

    i like this.

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  34. Is it wrong to wish that Michelle Obama would park her fat buffalo ass

    August 29th, 2012

    If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

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  35. Ohio Dan

    August 29th, 2012

    BigFur, We need a cleanup up thread.

    got it – good work – bfh

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  36. Tingles all over now with irreversible paraesthesia

    August 29th, 2012

    Has grand mal seizures on set.

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  37. Let's play darts

    August 29th, 2012

    couldn’t f*&k it up any more than is already is.

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  38. bfpa61

    August 29th, 2012

    Hi I’m Christy Mathews for Pantene comb over shampoo. Don’t hate me because I’m a Ba-Goon!

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  39. Wild Racist Monkey Takes Revenge

    August 29th, 2012

    !!!!

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  40. Tingles all over now with irreversible paraesthesia

    August 29th, 2012

    Unrequited lover rejected him.

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  41. bfpa61

    August 29th, 2012

    Hi I’m Christy Mathews for Pantene comb over shampoo. Don’t hate me because I’m a Ba-Foon!

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  42. If his nose was on fire would you cross the street to piss

    August 29th, 2012

    think im done for now

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  43. Tip O'Neill's balloon knot is indelibly imprinted on

    August 30th, 2012

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  44. Is that Anderson Cooper and Barney Frank having sex

    August 30th, 2012

    sdfsdf

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  45. The MSNBC toilets are clogged, so if you have to go just do it

    August 30th, 2012

    #############

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  46. I'm an albino with a black dick

    August 30th, 2012

    I don’t know if I should f myself or the viewers.

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  47. You can see the diabetic coma festering

    August 30th, 2012

    Hide all sugars.

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  48. The rapist planted his dick and balls

    August 30th, 2012

    Rachel Maddow was just getting started…

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  49. It looks like Elvis rubbed his nutsack

    August 30th, 2012

    Fitting tribute.

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  50. You can see the effects of global warming

    August 30th, 2012

    hate tht guy

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  51. Because of fleas and ticks, I wouldn't let my dog crap

    August 30th, 2012

    my dog loves this blog

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  52. Michelle's skid-marked panties were found

    August 30th, 2012

    Oh the humanity!

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  53. That ain't ranch dressing

    August 30th, 2012

    ??

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  54. Paranoid schizophrenic with dilusions of grandeur

    August 30th, 2012

    junk in his trunk

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  55. Tingles got worse after sex change operation just for The One

    August 30th, 2012

    Has facial spasms that severely affect his madula oblongata.

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  56. Only pubic hair will grow

    August 30th, 2012

    I hope Chris reads some of these…

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  57. Moosh just parked her big jelly ass

    August 30th, 2012

    And left a bit of peanut butter.

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  58. My Dog just took a big steaming shit

    August 30th, 2012

    I haven’t played this in so long I damn near forgot how!

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  59. Warning to dog owners: there is a flea, tick, and maggot infestation

    August 30th, 2012

    i love this stuff!

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  60. Liberal Larry

    August 30th, 2012

    “Is my fly open? No? Well, then, I just pissed my pants.”

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  61. I never beat my dog until I caught it doing the hump

    August 30th, 2012

    sorry rover

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  62. poor Chrissy

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  63. After Romney wins, I can't wait to see the look of terror

    August 30th, 2012

    Oh yeah.

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  64. Look up "racist" in the dictionary. Yep, it's

    August 30th, 2012

    The weak need defenders. Because they’re weak, apparently.

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  65. Zombie Rick James, Bitch

    August 30th, 2012

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!

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  66. Nutjob

    August 30th, 2012

    Why did his mom not stick to her liberal roots and abort this POS.

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  67. Nutjob

    August 30th, 2012

    I would love a cage match in the octagon with this moron, with the conditions being the loser has to STFU forever.
    Hell I’d take him, Carney, and Biden at the same time if it meant these assclowns would shut their blowholes forever.

    His whining, squeeling, girlie ass voice makes me want to split lumber, smash concrete blocks, and destroy things just to make that freaking annoying sound out of his blowhole to stop.
    I can’t believe his mom didn’t smother him with a pillow or use a coat hanger on him.

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  68. Weepy open sores

    August 30th, 2012

    Nasty

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  69. NoLikeO

    August 30th, 2012

    This ignat has come a long way, since the leg tingle and euphoria of the messiahs inauguration almost four years ago.
    He appears on the brink of insanity lately. I assume he’s fearful that he may lose his beloved 0 in November. Even for a pathetic MSNBC, he really needs to be released to a sanitarium and replaced with someone that is not ready to crack.

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  70. Hitler youth piss

    August 30th, 2012

    ..

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  71. Priebus then tattooed a large Race Card

    August 30th, 2012

    never ending fun

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  72. Rachel Maddow scissors

    August 30th, 2012

    She really get’s off.

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  73. Best place to test a Hardball pitch is

    August 30th, 2012

    keep it up

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  74. charlotte

    August 30th, 2012

    Looks like one of those white colonialist types, dressed in khakis, sitting on the stoop/verandah in Kenya sipping a gin and tonic while Bracky the houseboy dressed in a white overshirt and shorts with a red stripe around the edges, holds the tray. Then he gets a tingle up his leg and winks to Bracky and whispers out the corner of his mouth:”later boy, at the stables after dinner”

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  75. Racist we much

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  76. Bill Maher parks his nose

    August 30th, 2012

    Eskimo style

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  77. Alpha Maser

    August 30th, 2012

    He must be flustered, he’s starting to look like Gary Bucey!

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  78. I'd love to leave a bootprint

    August 30th, 2012

    because he’s a fucking commie

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  79. A huge ugly stick was used

    August 30th, 2012

    same on ehit moochelle a few times too

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  80. Pelosi's pubic hair gets stuck

    August 30th, 2012

    he was licking her neck….

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  81. Barack's bukkake target gets put

    August 30th, 2012

    and matthews loves the attention

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  82. Aidan

    August 30th, 2012

    My tingle! Where’s my goddamn tingle?

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  83. I'd like to see Mia Love land a left hook

    August 30th, 2012

    Down for the count

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  84. Sylvester cause a look of terror

    August 30th, 2012

    I tawt I taw a puddy tat!

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  85. Chronic alcoholism signs are

    August 30th, 2012

    Now pay your tab and get out

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  86. Even Mrs. Matthews avoids

    August 30th, 2012

    irrelevant and uninformed

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  87. dba...vagabond trader

    August 30th, 2012

    I heard Matthews is diabetic. Combine that with the drink=drain bamage fer sure.

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  88. stuckInIll'nNoise

    August 30th, 2012

    Who is she? She’s ugly!!!

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  89. Patricia

    August 30th, 2012

    Ohoh, that _itch Condi just hit a home run – we gotta do something about these repubs!

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  90. Oh, not... not tonight LeRoy, I have a headache

    August 30th, 2012

    Boobie the Rocket Dog

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  91. Michael Moore wipes his gigantic ass

    August 30th, 2012

    gigantic fun

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  92. Elvis' supposed undies were actually just a Kleenex used

    August 30th, 2012

    after tossing Barry’s salad.

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  93. I Can See November

    August 30th, 2012

    And it looks ggrrreeeaaatt!

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  94. A monkey with diarrhea lost its load

    August 30th, 2012

    !!

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  95. I'm looking at fading Obama posters

    August 30th, 2012

    Thank you Paul Ryan

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  96. just got off the back of his boyfriends harley

    August 30th, 2012

    and told Carney “you put a back seat on this”.

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  97. Chaz Bono did sex-change research based

    August 30th, 2012

    oh what fun it is to ride, hey!

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  98. I slapped the smug off Rachel Maddow's face only to have it land

    August 30th, 2012

    Think of it as redistributing the smug.

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  99. New drug that may put an end to gay ugliness is being tested

    August 30th, 2012

    need some new material. must be getting close to lunch time.

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  100. You can tell the gerbil is squirming from the look on

    August 30th, 2012

    ..

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  101. If they can ever pull his head out of his ass, MSNBC may have to hire a new makeup crew to wipe off the stains

    August 30th, 2012

    Chris is gonna love this one

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  102. Shot at & missed-shit at & hit

    August 30th, 2012

    Where is the spittle in the corners of his mouth?

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  103. BarnabyBoog

    August 30th, 2012

    POOR PITIFUL CHRISSY……..its hard to not forget your first love (OBOOBIE) when you are gettin a boner over Paul…..hopeless liberal fcuk!!

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  104. Michael W Perkins

    August 30th, 2012

    Just got done getting a “Tingle down his throat”, from oloser.

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  105. Jay

    August 30th, 2012

    Chris HUMPTY/DUMPTY HEAD Matthews.

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  106. Bat crap crazy look

    August 30th, 2012

    Matthews has bats in the belfry with no way out and it shows.

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  107. Clint Eastwood put his cigar out

    August 31st, 2012

    this is a great series!

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  108. There is a map of the State of Racial Arrogance drawn

    September 1st, 2012

    There is a map of the State of Racial Arrogance drawn on the face of everyone who supports the dipshit.

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  109. DOJ & ADA offended that blind people cannot read the stupidity

    September 1st, 2012

    DOJ & ADA offended that blind people cannot read the stupidity

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  110. Lance Armstrong failed another urine test

    September 1st, 2012

    Lance Armstrong failed another urine test

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  111. USADA confirms all future drug-urine tests will be done

    September 1st, 2012

    USADA confirms all future drug-urine tests will be done

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