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Three Ads Mitt Romney Really Should Run

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It’s time to take on the false charge of a Republican “War on Women” and defeat it.

Here are some outlines for a few television ads we should run.

#1 Visual is Bill Clinton in the witness chair being asked questions about Monica Lewinsky. There is no sound. A female voice says, “Former President Bill Clinton will address the Democratic National Convention  – really? Do these people remember Kathleen Wiley?”  Headline appears” “Accused Clinton of forcibly groping her in the Oval Office”

Voice over: “Do they remember Juanita Broddrick?”

Headline changes to “Accused Clinton of raping her.”

Voice over: “Do they remember Monica Lewinsky?”

Headline changes to “Taken advantage of in the Oval Office by Bill Clinton.”

Closes with sound coming up and Clinton saying “I never had sex with that women, Miss. Lewinsky…”

Female voice over: “Bill Clinton will address the Democratic National Convention – really?”

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ht/ gracie

» 10 Comments

  1. dba...vagabond trader

    August 29th, 2012

    Trouble is, Clinton isn’t running.

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  2. IronyCurtain

    August 29th, 2012

    Yup, I could write these ads all day long, but…

    Wish I didn’t have to say this over and over again, because I’d like to be optimistic, but, when you are constantly saying “What my candidate ought to do…” – and you’ll notice that EVERYONE is saying it 24 hours a day – there isn’t much hope.

    Notice that you’d NEVER have to say, “What Newt SHOULD have said to Chris Matthews was…”

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  3. Anonymous

    August 29th, 2012

    The conservatives hate this guy. Romney is nothing more than a very conservative democrat. The republicans was forced to pick Ryan because he is more conservative than Mitt, but his policies are to far right………………AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHY OBAMA WILL BE RE-ELECTED.

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  4. Bad Brad

    August 29th, 2012

    The republicans were—Bitch

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  5. CrustyB

    August 29th, 2012

    The RNC needs to run an ad of the Democrats giving the Mexican president a standing ovation for badmouthing the United States right there on the Capitol floor.

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  6. Evil Monkey

    August 29th, 2012

    The most important thing right now is to promote Romney’s biography. To boost his likeability among undecided voters.

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  7. Billy Fuster

    August 29th, 2012

    Wait until they start attacking Mitt’s religion. That might fuel his ire.

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  8. Anonymous

    August 29th, 2012

    What religion? He believes that God was once married and lives on some planet. They themselves will be gods on day and the devil and Christ are brothers.

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  9. serfer62

    August 29th, 2012

    Anon…thanks for your input…now fuck off

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  10. Anonymous

    August 30th, 2012

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