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When I watched that Monday night I swear I heard Leno’s asshole pucker when Miller unloaded on him.

Amen Dennis! Help those who really, honestly need it. Screw those who are just playing us. You know, the ’99%’.

There’s your Press Secretary, Mitt.

I love Dennis Miller but I don’t think I want to unblock NBC to watch the video, they are pretty high up on my propaganda shitlist.

Show your compassion.. Like the largest tax increase to the middle class in history; like telling the rich they aren’t doing their fair share; like class warfare; like leading the free world by blaming all problems on the previous administration; like the “new civility;” like spying on citizens with drones; like killing babies; like demanding free shit; like spending future generation wealth; …

There’s so much compassion to throw around with the bleeding hearts, it makes me want to cry with joy that everyone on the left, especially the Obama administration, is so compassionate.

Leno was massively outgunned by Dennis’ brains, wit and rationality!

Leno’s one of Miller’s “clueless.”

Bada bing! Zinger after zinger with nothing but audience applause and Leno drooling on himself.

poor jay.
had to cut his salary by ten million to save his show.
if he had compassion, he would work for free to hire more clueless.

Dennis ran circles around Jay and never left the couch.

Leno is a card-carrying Hollowood asshole.

Miller was running rings around him with his references, and you could practically smell rubber burning as Leno struggled to keep up, which he never did, BTW.
I’m sure Dennis wouldn’t piss on Jaw if he was on fire… he just uses these shows for exposure and self-promotion. The audience ate it up.

I just took a poll on Conservative VS liberal principals/beliefs using this Hollywood audience of 600 at a Jay Leno taping.

Results
Conservative beliefs 585
Liberal beliefs 5 (jay leno, his wife, and 3 liberals in the greenroom)
clueless undecides 10

I understand what you’re saying about the GOP War On Women, Dennis, I really do. And the facts you presented are accurate, I’m sure. Plus it does seem unreasonable for the public to pay for contraception. And yes, I’ll even agree that Fluke is a political plant and a slut. You’ve compellingly presented evidence that the GOP War On Women is a fictitious projection to distract our attention from Obama’s biggest failure, the economy.

[pause]

But still, Dennis, don’t you think the GOP’s War On Women shows a lack of compassion?

“Compassion”

Those who are most charitable and caring don’t brag about it.

At what point in history was compassion taken out of the hands of the non-profits / religious organizations and became the sole responsibility of the Government?

Oh, yeah when this nation started its slide into unpayable levels of debt and initiative / self-reliant killing government programs.

I think it said more about Leno especially when he trotted out the “War on Woman” bullshit that the Dems are pushing. Leno has swallowed the koolaid and a few Obama jokes from time to time isn;t going to change that. Dennis was his usual brilliant and I think he went easy on Leno because they are friends.

Oh what a beautiful morning at IOTW. First I get Dennis Miller trouncing Leno and making a total ass of him and to applause, then Herman Cain tells Tingles and msnbc to fuck off. Wow!

Compassion? His brother lives in a hut, Drunkle and Aunt Zeituni are here illegally and the GOP war on women is more full of shit than the White House garden.

NObama2012!

@dba

Miller’s smart enough to not alienate people (he *is* a working comedian, after all) by saying that Barry’s a socialist and musloid sympathizer who’s policies are destroying the country.

But you can be damn sure that’s what he thinks.