Home - by Cardigan - August 28, 2012 - 21:30 America/New_York - 67 Comments
August 28th, 2012
he looks like a two year old throwing a tantrum
As God is my witness….
I WILL TINGLE AGAIN!
I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO TINGLE!
R A A A A C I I I S S S T !!!!!!
Stirrin the B.S.
Waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, I DEMAND that Baraq Hussein be re-elected!!
It’s the “tingle” I can’t help it!
Chris Matthews attending the national “Keep your mouth shut if your not a fricking idiot” convention.
MEANIES! MEANIES! MEANIES! Republicans are MEANIES!!!
Toaster beat me to it!
Chris….in your opinion what does Barney Frank look like in a boys shower?
That one went beyond the leg!!!
Even Obama’s little pecker hurts as it goes up my poop chute!
MY DICK’S CAUGHT!
MY DICK’S CAUGHT!
MY DICK’S CAUGHT!
“If I can help Obama steal another election by my lying to the public and covering up Obama’s fuckups, that will somehow vindicate the Carter Administration’s total failure, in which I was a senior speechwriter.”
I LOVE SAUSAGE! GIVE ME YOUR SAUSAGE!
“I tawt I taw a racist puddy tat – I did I did!!”
BIG FUR HATS, A DOO DOO HEAD!
Nov 6, 2012 – approx 11PM EST:
“But all our dirty tricks were supposed to get him re-elected….”
OLBERMAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. I… LOVE… BARRY!
“I want my mommy!”
“I’ve got tingles for my butthole!”
Isn’t it time for a “Chris Matthews Face” thread?
I’d walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
Thought bubble: “Oh god, oh god, I hope they can’t see Barry behind the podium..oh god…oh god!”
Nobody interviews me better than I interview me by God I’m the best at self-abuse as there has ever been.
“I WANT MY MAYPO!!!!!”
FreeMan - Next Time Sarah - 2016
That tingle turned out to be sciatica from the biggest pain in the ass the world has ever known.
You will always be . . . MY ENDLESS LOVE!
War Drums(1957) The friendship between a white man and a Black President is tested when they fall in love with the same woman during a time of frontier conflict.
Dismas In Wonderland
Sung to “Hooked On A Feeling” by BJ Thomas
I can’t stop this feelin’ tingling up my leg
Bo, you just don’t realize what you do to me
When ya sit me on your lap at night
And, you tingle me where the sun don’t shine
I-I-I, I’m hooked on a feelin’
Tingling all over because you’re in love with me
Lips that taste like choom, the taste befuddles my mind
Bo, you keep me hungering for another coke line
I got it bad for you, Bo, but I don’t need a cure
I’ll just stay addicted and hope you get a second term
All the good choom when we’re all alone
Keep it up, Bo, yeah ya turn me on
@Chalupa, Ha Ha Ha! He has a Tweety Bird Head Too!
@Tracy – if only msnbc would put Tweety back in his cage
Friend of the family
Obviously, he’s delusional and having an adolescent moment…
“I want my Maypo!”
Thumbs up if you remember that.
I DEMAND A BLOW JOB FROM BARACH HUSSAIN OBAMA FOR
O shit. posting too fast. For all I have done for that motrhwefucker all these years.
I just peed my panties after getting a tingle up my leg!
“I hate spandex-wearing bicyclists!”
Waaaaaaaaaa, I WANT MY BARACKY!
I want my Mommy, I need my diaper changed.
Melody, I kind of went the same direction.
“GODDAMN UPPITY NIGGERS!! KNOW YOUR PLACE!! I’LL SEND YOU TO THE WHIPPING HOUSE!!
i want my mommie!
August 29th, 2012
It’s in deep.
I’m, I’m, I’m just so mad, I could, I could, I could tear a Kleenex in half! Stop calling me Tingles! Darn it!
GIVE ME BACK MY SON !
“My Depends are full!!!!”
“Barack! Stop using your teeth!”
tingles flew over the cuckoo’s nest or at least is trying
Commandant Eric Lassard
A similar thing happened to me, once. I don’t see where they hid the hooker in that podium, though.
AAAAHHHH, these weird yellow teeth have Mr. Winkee!
Waiting for a cum shot from bawaney
I's On The Road
45 year old baby who hates bow ties.
What kind of fool am I?
I am too a real journalist!!!
It’s my fuckin’ leg again.
Oops I crapped my pants.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
I WANNA WANNA WANNA WANNA WANNA GO TO DIZZ-NEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
But mommy, I wanted a BLUE Mercedes…
This podium feels great against my small package
It is the ultimate human right to cry like a baby from the cradle to the grave! Gimme gimme gimme!
“I am too, relevant!”
That transgender said it wouldn’t hurt!
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