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Tiny Midget Tells Cameraman That He is “Messin with the wrong people”

Home - by - August 28, 2012 - 01:26 America/New_York - 20 Comments

Maybe he knows some Indian hatchet throws, or something. This putz is smaller than Elizabeth Warren.

It’s extremely intimidating when your swinging up, and on your tip toes, to take a swat at someone’s camera. He looks like he’s looking up at the Chrysler Building. This is hilarious.

ht/ Linda W

» 20 Comments

  1. conservative cowgirl

    August 28th, 2012

    The little dude reminds me of a tiny, bantam rooster. All puffed up.

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  2. conservative cowgirl

    August 28th, 2012

    Sort of like this match lol!:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uR1jasTqAE
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  3. The Doktor

    August 28th, 2012

    I love these short stories.

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  4. Jerry Manderin

    August 28th, 2012

    “You’re walking towards me.”

    Nothing better than a conservative smart ass.

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  5. I Luv Bacon

    August 28th, 2012

    This is what their democracy looks like.

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  6. GollyGeeWillikers

    August 28th, 2012

    I love the smell of liberal desperation in the morning!

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  7. Aunt Liz

    August 28th, 2012

    I don’t understand why the midget boy was in such a tizzy. It was a public event – and the camera guy wasn’t being obnoxious – just getting footage.
    ?????

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  8. dba...vagabond trader

    August 28th, 2012

    We nurses used to call it SMS; Short Man Syndrome. Every bloody height challenged doc was afflicted with it, esp surgeons. :D

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  9. Immortal Fish

    August 28th, 2012

    It’s almost like I’ve seen this movie before.
    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8CdfQGlgVw&feature=related
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  10. fxdwg69

    August 28th, 2012

    Didn’t anybody have a fly swatter?

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  11. Reiuxcat

    August 28th, 2012

    My question is, how is the gas mileage on that fully laden 2000 Suburban? And, where is the effin’ hybrid!

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  12. Billy Fuster

    August 28th, 2012

    @dba: SMS for sure. In high school I was in an altercation with a “short man” (at basketball tryouts, no less). As he charged at me I stuck out my arm and held his head. He looked like a windmill as all his swings connected with nothing but air.

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  13. Carlos The Jackal

    August 28th, 2012

    Sure, make fun of the short guy; obviously none of you have ever been kicked in the shins.

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  14. Goldenfoxx

    August 28th, 2012

    Those injuns like sending their warriors out to attack poor ole’ palefaces doing their job. Those injuns speak with forked tongue.

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  15. No Side Effects

    August 28th, 2012

    Yeah, but they probably have more of a right to carry a concealed weapon than people twice their size. Why do you think they call them equalizers?

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  16. Death_By_Farts

    August 28th, 2012

    Wish I had been there. It would have been worth going to jail for beating the little turd into the ground.

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  17. judgeroybean

    August 28th, 2012

    Camera should have automatic mace dispenser.

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  18. Moe Tom

    August 28th, 2012

    He may be below the cameraman but he is above the law. What he did was an assault. He should have been arrested. The guy was just taking a picture of a real sqaw for National Geographic.

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 28th, 2012

    I’m of two minds about this. Yes, it was a public event. Yes, Fauxcahontas was there voluntarily. Yes, the cameraman is allowed to video the event.

    But at some point you’re just being obnoxious. You’re in everyone’s face and it’s really pushing the envelope. You can back off. Besides, as soon Warren got in the non-hybrid, gas guzzling, super SUV, what’s the point? It would have been better had the cameraman pointed out the SUV and the hypocracy of the green liberal socialist who supports the free enterprise of the automotive and oil industries.

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  20. BigFurHat

    August 28th, 2012

    I’m of two minds also. I agree cameramen can be obnoxious, but it’s the reactions we’re trying to illicit, and this one was a doozy.
    This wee man implies that Warren has some sort of conduit to a nefarious group that “you don’t want to mess with.”
    What? The mafia?
    A government kill squad?
    All in all, good job by the obnoxious cameraman.

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