Home - by Cardigan - August 28, 2012 - 00:30 America/New_York - 11 Comments
No Way Girl
August 28th, 2012
The hell with the discounts! I like the “Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder”! Classic! I’d eat there!
A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, “No, he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”
Considering the customer got negative scores for Best Butt and Best Looking, I’m guessing it was Mooch’s bill. Except the Veggie Bowl throws me off.
Only a penny discount for each, so it must not have been all that spectacular.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
@Cynic: “Only a penny discount for each, so it must not have been all that spectacular.”
Maybe it was a chick at Hamburger Mary’s
@Cardigan – Where you been eatin’ at??
Tasty tasty murdering salad muncher couldn’t have been so great for only getting 2 cents knocked off the tab.
That is like scoring a 2 only because you never saw a 1 before.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
So… it’s legal to give “BEST BUTT discounts, but not legal to give church program discounts?
No Side Effects
Where the hell does that girl shop?
Why would you order a veggie bowl w/ fried pickles when you have “tasty, tasty murder?”
I wonder what kind of discount I’d get for my utmost charming personality and big….nevermind.
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